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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 980534 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3945 on: October 10, 2016, 01:54:29 PM »
Clinton leads Trump by 14 points NBC/WSJ poll (Oct. 8-9)

2-way
Clinton 52
Trump 38

4-way
Clinton 46
Trump 35
Johnson 9

Clinton leads Trump by 14 points NBC/WSJ poll (Oct. 8-9)

2-way
Clinton 52
Trump 38

4-way
Clinton 46
Trump 35
Johnson 9
Stein 2

Sweet
Stein 2

Sweet
another example of Media bias , until now all NBC polls was running 4 days now because they know that trump may recover from his worst 2 days they gave out the poll after 2 days because if they will wait another 2 days the gap will be smaller

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3946 on: October 10, 2016, 02:04:29 PM »
Stein 2

Sweet

another example of Media bias , until now all NBC polls was running 4 days now because they know that trump may recover from his worst 2 days they gave out the poll after 2 days because if they will wait another 2 days the gap will be smaller
+ I don't have much faith in this poll. Lets wait for more polls to come out.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3947 on: October 10, 2016, 02:18:24 PM »
FTFM

Right, because you found  one example of ridiculously stupid fact checking that was roundly mocked by left wingers as much as right wingers. That means that all his other lies, of which there many, are all true.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3948 on: October 10, 2016, 02:39:16 PM »
+ I don't have much faith in this poll. Lets wait for more polls to come out.
After this weekend I'd expect to see even bigger Hillary leads. Barring some massive news event, this will be an epic landslide.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3949 on: October 10, 2016, 02:54:13 PM »
After this weekend I'd expect to see even bigger Hillary leads. Barring some massive news event, this will be an epic landslide.
Assange claims to have more stuff.
Don't see what he's gaining holding off so long.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3950 on: October 10, 2016, 02:57:37 PM »
Assange claims to have more stuff.
Don't see what he's gaining holding off so long.
Early voting has already started.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3951 on: October 10, 2016, 03:02:38 PM »
Assange claims to have more stuff.
Don't see what he's gaining holding off so long.
Unless news breaks that she fathered a child with Stalin named Osama no news will do much damage to Hillary.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3952 on: October 10, 2016, 03:03:25 PM »
Right, because you found  one example of ridiculously stupid fact checking that was roundly mocked by left wingers as much as right wingers. That means that all his other lies, of which there many, are all true.

(Disclaimer: Yes, I am fully aware that Hilary is also a liar, and I also believe that there is a liberal bias within the media.)

Cognitive dissonance alert

So called fact checkers are entirely opinion journalism. This is one example of many.

See here for someone who has written about this extensively.
https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=james%20taranto%20fact%20check
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3953 on: October 10, 2016, 03:05:23 PM »
Clinton leads Trump by 14 points NBC/WSJ poll (Oct. 8-9)

2-way
Clinton 52
Trump 38

4-way
Clinton 46
Trump 35
Johnson 9
Stein 2

Sweet
Good points on both aspects.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3954 on: October 10, 2016, 03:36:24 PM »
LOL, and this is why I still like Trump, look how dishonest the media is and he is the only who takes them on every day!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3955 on: October 10, 2016, 04:12:51 PM »
I try not to get too involved in politics etc. but just wanted to post, that its a shame that from a country of 330 million people+ to have these 2 disgusting clowns as the final 2 choices is a complete disgrace to the citizens of the United States & shows how ridiculous the choosing process is. (not that I have a dif. idea)

I am not a Trump fan at all but if someone like Hillary can run for anything except away from the authorities is a joke & Trump who is an old disgusting attention seeker pig how he is a nominee is just unbelievable.  Like they would say in baseball, I would trade him for a bag of balls. (kinda his language)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3956 on: October 10, 2016, 04:15:14 PM »
I try not to get too involved in politics etc. but just wanted to post, that its a shame that from a country of 330 million people+ to have these 2 disgusting clowns as the final 2 choices is a complete disgrace to the citizens of the United States & shows how ridiculous the choosing process is. (not that I have a dif. idea)

I am not a Trump fan at all but if someone like Hillary can run for anything except away from the authorities is a joke & Trump who is an old disgusting attention seeker pig how he is a nominee is just unbelievable.  Like they would say in baseball, I would trade him for a bag of balls. (kinda his language)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3957 on: October 10, 2016, 04:22:32 PM »
I try not to get too involved in politics etc. but just wanted to post, that its a shame that from a country of 330 million people+ to have these 2 disgusting clowns as the final 2 choices is a complete disgrace to the citizens of the United States & shows how ridiculous the choosing process is. (not that I have a dif. idea)

I am not a Trump fan at all but if someone like Hillary can run for anything except away from the authorities is a joke & Trump who is an old disgusting attention seeker pig how he is a nominee is just unbelievable.  Like they would say in baseball, I would trade him for a bag of balls. (kinda his language)
Well said

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3958 on: October 10, 2016, 04:38:46 PM »
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+1 but we did it to ourselves (the country collectively with extra credit to congress) by being hyperpartisan.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3959 on: October 10, 2016, 05:04:53 PM »
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