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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3823743 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3960 on: October 10, 2016, 05:15:36 PM »
Simple math. If you have 9 normal people running and 1 lunatic, and 11% of the electorate are lunatics; assuming the normal people split the vote evenly the lunatic will win.

(Honestly speaking; I do believe the USA has gone to the dogs.)
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3961 on: October 10, 2016, 05:20:21 PM »
👆 🚨 פְּלײֵגֶ'ריִסְם אלעֶרט 🚨

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3962 on: October 10, 2016, 07:10:22 PM »
I try not to get too involved in politics etc. but just wanted to post, that its a shame that from a country of 330 million people+ to have these 2 disgusting clowns as the final 2 choices is a complete disgrace to the citizens of the United States & shows how ridiculous the choosing process is. (not that I have a dif. idea)

I am not a Trump fan at all but if someone like Hillary can run for anything except away from the authorities is a joke & Trump who is an old disgusting attention seeker pig how he is a nominee is just unbelievable.  Like they would say in baseball, I would trade him for a bag of balls. (kinda his language)
Though on an emotional sentiment I pretty much agree with what you said It's really inaccurate. the country didn't choose these 2 ppl. I Don't have the math but I'm pretty sure a lot more people voted for the other options combined then these 2 but in the Republican field it was very divided while all the extremists and ignoramuses were very united (and quickly joined by the opportunists yes you hannity) and Democrats were forced to choose between a guy who had no chance  and probably the only one more.likely to lose than hillary to trump
 So when the primaries are over the majority of sane Americans are stuck with these 2 pathetic options....
So yes the process stinks but not sure if there's a better option for it

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3963 on: October 10, 2016, 07:18:48 PM »
Though on an emotional sentiment I pretty much agree with what you said It's really inaccurate. the country didn't choose these 2 ppl. I Don't have the math but I'm pretty sure a lot more people voted for the other options combined then these 2 but in the Republican field it was very divided while all the extremists and ignoramuses were very united (and quickly joined by the opportunists yes you hannity) and Democrats were forced to choose between a guy who had no chance  and probably the only one more.likely to lose than hillary to trump
 So when the primaries are over the majority of sane Americans are stuck with these 2 pathetic options....
So yes the process stinks but not sure if there's a better option for it


55% of voters voted against Trump in the GOP primary.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3964 on: October 10, 2016, 07:23:17 PM »
After this weekend I'd expect to see even bigger Hillary leads. Barring some massive news event, this will be an epic landslide.
Looking more and now like you're right. We better hope it's not going to be epic down ballot.
At this point we might as well start packing our galus bags and move on to the next empire in our journey

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3965 on: October 10, 2016, 07:33:37 PM »
24 hours ago he had 7 Twitter followers. Now he has over 45k.
https://twitter.com/kenbone18
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3966 on: October 10, 2016, 07:53:07 PM »
24 hours ago he had 7 Twitter followers. Now he has over 45k.
https://twitter.com/kenbone18
Im proud of him. Shows the whole world that is watching that not every American is crazy
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3967 on: October 10, 2016, 08:09:14 PM »
Im proud of him. Shows the whole world that is watching that not every American is crazy
Or his 46,000 followers plus the countless more who are trending hashtags and memes are bullies at heart.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3968 on: October 10, 2016, 08:21:03 PM »
24 hours ago he had 7 Twitter followers. Now he has over 45k.
https://twitter.com/kenbone18
I don't understand what the big deal is with this guy. Why is everyone so enamored by him?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3969 on: October 10, 2016, 09:03:27 PM »
I don't understand what the big deal is with this guy. Why is everyone so enamored by him?
Name + sweater + mustache combo
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3970 on: October 10, 2016, 09:56:36 PM »
58K Followers and counting
He's like that Target sensation from a year ago.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3971 on: October 10, 2016, 09:59:42 PM »
whats special about this guy?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3972 on: October 10, 2016, 10:00:45 PM »
I think it is a fake account
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3974 on: October 11, 2016, 12:14:08 AM »
I think it is a fake account

It's not. He confirmed it to the NYT.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3975 on: October 11, 2016, 12:23:21 AM »
It's not. He confirmed it to the NYT.
Well, if the toilet paper of record says so.......
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3976 on: October 11, 2016, 12:30:20 AM »
Very cute, but the rally is noticeably less full.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3977 on: October 11, 2016, 12:34:58 AM »
Though on an emotional sentiment I pretty much agree with what you said It's really inaccurate. the country didn't choose these 2 ppl. I Don't have the math but I'm pretty sure a lot more people voted for the other options combined then these 2 but in the Republican field it was very divided while all the extremists and ignoramuses were very united (and quickly joined by the opportunists yes you hannity) and Democrats were forced to choose between a guy who had no chance  and probably the only one more.likely to lose than hillary to trump
 So when the primaries are over the majority of sane Americans are stuck with these 2 pathetic options....
So yes the process stinks but not sure if there's a better option for it
Duvergers Law says that when you have a system which only elects one person for a position you will end up with a two party system with everyone voting for the most extreme of thier opinion. If the president would be more like a parliament it'll save us from this terror. Just when we move over to such a system remember to learn from Israel's mistakes.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3978 on: October 11, 2016, 12:45:14 AM »
If Trump loses, Ben Shapiro will become a huge star in the conservative movement. Mark my words.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3979 on: October 11, 2016, 12:45:51 AM »
58K Followers and counting
He's like that Target sensation from a year ago.
71k+, ken bone for president! (Just about as involved in politics as Ben Carson)

Wonder how many write in he'll get?
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