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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771493 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3980 on: October 11, 2016, 12:50:56 AM »
#kenbonefacts
Is the exact opposite of chuck norris lines.

Eta: looks like everyone figured that oit already. Half the tweets are him vs chuck norris
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3981 on: October 11, 2016, 01:06:27 AM »
If Trump loses, Ben Shapiro will become a huge star in the conservative movement. Mark my words.
He is a star already.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3982 on: October 11, 2016, 01:22:27 AM »
One thing I can't stand is how she's using the "when they go low, you go high" line to avoid dealing with her past. Imagine they asked Trump about the tape and he answered that. Cooper would repeat the question, saying "mr trump you haven't answered the question", while raddatz would say, "you know going high on a woman isn't the cleanest thing either"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3983 on: October 11, 2016, 01:57:03 AM »
I think it is a fake account
He confirmed on JKL tonight that it's his account.

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If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3985 on: October 11, 2016, 08:44:26 AM »
National PRRI/Atlantic Poll: Clinton 49-Trump 38.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3986 on: October 11, 2016, 08:49:55 AM »
About that NBC poll...
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/10/11/media-polling-fully-exposed-about-that-nbcwsj-clinton-11-point-poll/


Trumpkins are so gullible. Do you know that NBC specifically uses a Dem firm AND a GOP firm for the polls to reduce any possible bias? The article is attacking Hart. Geee... POS is the Republican firm, Hart is the Dem firm. They collaborate.

The partisan ID bs isn't even worth commenting on. Just read a little.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3987 on: October 11, 2016, 09:22:14 AM »
Yah and the CNN focus group where they told the people what to say was also organized via Republicans?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3988 on: October 11, 2016, 09:43:46 AM »
Yah and the CNN focus group where they told the people what to say was also organized via Republicans?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3989 on: October 11, 2016, 09:49:24 AM »
Trumpkins are so gullible. Do you know that NBC specifically uses a Dem firm AND a GOP firm for the polls to reduce any possible bias? The article is attacking Hart. Geee... POS is the Republican firm, Hart is the Dem firm. They collaborate.

The partisan ID bs isn't even worth commenting on. Just read a little.
Bias or not, the sample size includes far more D's than R's.

Trump creams her with R's and I's and loses by 11 points.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3990 on: October 11, 2016, 09:52:20 AM »
National PRRI/Atlantic Poll: Clinton 49-Trump 38.

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How do they justify this?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3991 on: October 11, 2016, 09:53:15 AM »
Because there are more registered Ds than Rs.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3992 on: October 11, 2016, 09:54:50 AM »
Because there are more registered Ds than Rs.

They don't even bother looking at exit polls either. Romney won independents. There are a lot more Dems than Reps in presidential years.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3993 on: October 11, 2016, 10:06:48 AM »
Because there are more registered Ds than Rs.
I think we went through this already. There are more, but not THAT much more.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3994 on: October 11, 2016, 10:30:02 AM »
Trump is having a full meltdown on Twitter.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3995 on: October 11, 2016, 10:44:39 AM »
I think we went through this already. There are more, but not THAT much more.
That's the whole point of immigration/letting illegals stay here & then pushing to get them papers and give them full rights. Nobody even tried to hide it.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3996 on: October 11, 2016, 10:59:22 AM »
He has repented!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3997 on: October 11, 2016, 11:07:27 AM »
He has repented!
Picture isn't real. No way his small hands can pick up a chicken.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3998 on: October 11, 2016, 11:20:38 AM »
Picture isn't real. No way his small hands can pick up a chicken.
Oh, I thought that was Hillary up there

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3999 on: October 11, 2016, 11:38:22 AM »
Trumpkins are so gullible. Do you know that NBC specifically uses a Dem firm AND a GOP firm for the polls to reduce any possible bias? The article is attacking Hart. Geee... POS is the Republican firm, Hart is the Dem firm. They collaborate.

The partisan ID bs isn't even worth commenting on. Just read a little.
THings changed with the Clintonistas since a few weeks ago when they were losing ground, huh?
Feelings don't care about your facts