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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3841809 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4040 on: October 12, 2016, 10:54:34 PM »
Quote from: grodnoking on October 12, 2016, 10:53:18 PM
What else do you need? Its the age of the internet, all that matters is memes.
Even then it is a 17 way contest at least.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4041 on: October 12, 2016, 10:55:56 PM »
Quote from: aygart on October 12, 2016, 10:54:34 PM
Even then it is a 17 way contest at least.
Eh, was time for fresh meat, er memes I mean.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4042 on: October 12, 2016, 10:57:33 PM »
Quote from: grodnoking on October 12, 2016, 10:55:56 PM
Eh, was time for fresh meat, er memes I mean.
Everyone is sick of zylo mem or whatever his name is already?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4043 on: October 12, 2016, 10:59:22 PM »
Quote from: aygart on October 12, 2016, 10:57:33 PM
Everyone is sick of zylo mem or whatever his name is already?
24 hour rule. Once 24 hours passes from when someone does something you can not meme it anymore.
Unless your as old as dan or older, them we give a 48 hoir leeway.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4044 on: October 12, 2016, 11:00:10 PM »
Quote from: grodnoking on October 12, 2016, 10:59:22 PM
24 hour rule. Once 24 hours passes from when someone does something you can not meme it anymore.
What had this guy done since he took off his red sweater?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4045 on: October 12, 2016, 11:43:03 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4046 on: October 12, 2016, 11:43:51 PM »
Ken Bone is at around 200K followers...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4047 on: October 13, 2016, 12:02:24 AM »
 Looks like the sweater is to match the wife's dyed hair
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4048 on: October 13, 2016, 12:29:00 AM »
Quote from: Baruch on October 12, 2016, 10:23:30 PM
The fact that Trump's admission that he comes on to women without consent - doesn't make you equally nauseous, shows a lot about you.
Again, his problems are personal and Clinton's are about our national security. I do think that Trump has a good chance of making a good President.

As much as the media and others try to make away the fact about the business he has build and take away his credit, he still owns a business worthy billions of dollars. And he is running it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4049 on: October 13, 2016, 12:34:46 AM »
Quote from: Super Speed on October 12, 2016, 11:43:51 PM
Ken Bone is at around 200K followers...
and then we want to know why we are left with these two choices....
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4050 on: October 13, 2016, 01:19:30 AM »
Wow Trump is really winning the DDF poll..
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4051 on: October 13, 2016, 02:10:01 AM »
Quote from: ilherman on October 13, 2016, 01:19:30 AM
Wow Trump is really winning the DDF poll..

Very sad to see
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4052 on: October 13, 2016, 02:13:37 AM »
Quote from: ilherman on October 13, 2016, 01:19:30 AM
Wow Trump is really winning the DDF poll..
I wonder why that is?   :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4053 on: October 13, 2016, 02:18:39 AM »
Quote from: ilherman on October 13, 2016, 01:19:30 AM
Wow Trump is really winning the DDF poll..
I heard there's even a DDFer who said Trump doesn't lie.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4054 on: October 13, 2016, 02:22:29 AM »
How many forks does Trump have in him now?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4055 on: October 13, 2016, 02:23:29 AM »
Quote from: ilherman on October 13, 2016, 12:29:00 AM
Again, his problems are personal and Clinton's are about our national security. I do think that Trump has a good chance of making a good President.

As much as the media and others try to make away the fact about the business he has build and take away his credit, he still owns a business worthy billions of dollars. And he is running it.
He certainly can't have any problems with his policies. He doesn't have any coherent policies to have any problems with.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4056 on: October 13, 2016, 02:34:12 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4057 on: October 13, 2016, 04:10:45 AM »
He actually is doing surprisingly well considering the brutally obvious media bias, where every sneeze and sniffle of his is a yuuuuge front page breaking headline while her scandals that make me more fit for for office than her get brushed under the table.
I can't imagine any other candidate in recent history got so far while taking such flak.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4058 on: October 13, 2016, 04:46:44 AM »
Can this dude keep it together? Sheesh! It is harder to root for Trump than to root for the Mets. Believe Me.
But I am sticking with him. #MAGA
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4059 on: October 13, 2016, 06:18:49 AM »
Amazing oppo dump by the Clinton campaign yesterday. Half a dozen sexual harassment claims.


BUT MAGA!!!!!!!
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