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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4060 on: October 13, 2016, 06:46:49 AM »


Quote from: Moshe123 on October 13, 2016, 06:18:49 AM
Amazing oppo dump by the Clinton campaign yesterday. Half a dozen sexual harassment claims.


BUT MAGA!!!!!!!

I'll take a sexual predator in a heartbeat over a body count.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4061 on: October 13, 2016, 07:06:17 AM »
It's just going to get bloodier by the day
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4062 on: October 13, 2016, 07:25:35 AM »
They cannot attack him on policy so they attack on personal issues. None of which the machsefa is any better.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4063 on: October 13, 2016, 07:54:36 AM »
Quote from: Emkay on October 13, 2016, 06:46:49 AM

I'll take a sexual predator in a heartbeat over a predator with a body count and bribery too
FTFY
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4064 on: October 13, 2016, 08:08:39 AM »
Quote from: cholent on October 13, 2016, 02:10:01 AM
Very sad to see
sad and embarrassing
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4065 on: October 13, 2016, 08:18:49 AM »
If someone is voting for Trump - fine.

But it's embarrassing that there are so many DDFers that believe in this guy. That think he'll be a competent president. That are excited about him.

How are so many people from this  עם חכם ונבון falling for this professional con artist? it boggles the mind.
It makes me feel the same way I do, every time I hear about a bunch of Jews falling for one of the dozens of scams (Sungames etc.), aren't we  officially a smart people? SMH!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4066 on: October 13, 2016, 08:30:09 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4067 on: October 13, 2016, 08:33:03 AM »
Quote from: Baruch on October 13, 2016, 08:18:49 AM
If someone is voting for Trump - fine.

But it's embarrassing that there are so many DDFers that believe in this guy. That think he'll be a competent president. That are excited about him.

How are so many people from this  עם חכם ונבון falling for this professional con artist? it boggles the mind.
It makes me feel the same way I do, every time I hear about a bunch of Jews falling for one of the dozens of scams (Sungames etc.), aren't we  officially a smart people? SMH!
there are not as many of those as you think. It is only that a certain Clintonista here is busy calling anyone who isn't head over heels about Clinton a Trumpkin.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4068 on: October 13, 2016, 08:35:24 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4069 on: October 13, 2016, 08:36:04 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4070 on: October 13, 2016, 08:36:43 AM »
Quote from: Baruch on October 13, 2016, 08:18:49 AM
If someone is voting for Trump - fine.

But it's embarrassing that there are so many DDFers that believe in this guy. That think he'll be a competent president. That are excited about him.

How are so many people from this  עם חכם ונבון falling for this professional con artist? it boggles the mind.
It makes me feel the same way I do, every time I hear about a bunch of Jews falling for one of the dozens of scams (Sungames etc.), aren't we  officially a smart people? SMH!
Its more that people can't stand the thought of a clinton presodent
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4071 on: October 13, 2016, 08:39:32 AM »
Quote from: Moshe123 on October 13, 2016, 08:36:04 AM
Rasmussen is a horrible pollster. Check its 538 rating.
538 is not Torah misinai
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4072 on: October 13, 2016, 08:41:12 AM »
Quote from: aygart on October 13, 2016, 08:39:32 AM
538 is not Torah misinai

We're not talking about their presidential model. We're talking about their universally accepted pollster ratings based on the pollsters' verified accuracy.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4073 on: October 13, 2016, 08:42:45 AM »
Quote from: Moshe123 on October 13, 2016, 08:36:04 AM
Rasmussen is a horrible pollster. Check its 538 rating.

Quote from: Moshe123 on October 13, 2016, 08:41:12 AM
We're not talking about their presidential model. We're talking about their universally accepted pollster ratings based on the pollsters' verified accuracy.
Now look who's attacking the polls.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4074 on: October 13, 2016, 09:06:40 AM »
Quote from: good sam on October 13, 2016, 08:42:45 AM
Now look who's attacking the polls.
Of course he is! It doesn't fit well with his agenda.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4075 on: October 13, 2016, 09:07:03 AM »
Quote from: Moshe123 on October 13, 2016, 06:18:49 AM
Amazing oppo dump by the Clinton campaign yesterday. Half a dozen sexual harassment claims.


BUT MAGA!!!!!!!
Sorry to ask it again, I'm with HER and loving his meltdown, but the Republican party has no Oppo research team ? You had 17 candidates and a year long primary to bury this clown with this. Why were they sleeping ?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4076 on: October 13, 2016, 09:16:17 AM »
Scott Adams has finally called the election for Hillary.
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2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4077 on: October 13, 2016, 09:21:12 AM »
Quote from: Dan on October 13, 2016, 09:16:17 AM
Scott Adams has finally called the election for Hillary.
Would you be offended if I saved all your posts, saying Hillary is gonna be the winner (by a landslide), and post them when Trump wins?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4078 on: October 13, 2016, 09:32:42 AM »
Not at all.
I'm a gracious loser as are most Clevelanders.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4079 on: October 13, 2016, 09:47:14 AM »
Quote from: Baruch on October 13, 2016, 08:18:49 AM
If someone is voting for Trump - fine.

But it's embarrassing that there are so many DDFers that believe in this guy. That think he'll be a competent president. That are excited about him.

How are so many people from this  עם חכם ונבון falling for this professional con artist? it boggles the mind.
It makes me feel the same way I do, every time I hear about a bunch of Jews falling for one of the dozens of scams (Sungames etc.), aren't we  officially a smart people? SMH!

Very well stated. It's a painful question. My answer is that the chinuch system made people dull.
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