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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3851271 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4140 on: October 13, 2016, 01:44:51 PM »
If someone is voting for Trump - fine.

But it's embarrassing that there are so many DDFers that believe in this guy. That think he'll be a competent president. That are excited about him.

How are so many people from this  עם חכם ונבון falling for this professional con artist? it boggles the mind.
It makes me feel the same way I do, every time I hear about a bunch of Jews falling for one of the dozens of scams (Sungames etc.), aren't we  officially a smart people? SMH!

Very well stated. It's a painful question. My answer is that the chinuch system made people dull.

That is not an answer. It just makes the question stronger...  :'(

You mean how could anyone possibly devise a system that could make the people who have historically been the smartest group of people in the world become reactionary non-thinkers?

One theory is that it was done on purpose to control the masses from defecting. But I think there's a saying, "never attribute to deviousness what can be attributed to incompetence."

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4141 on: October 13, 2016, 01:47:39 PM »


insignificant email leaks
You call issues of national security insignificant? I guess Hillary actually would be up your alley then.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4142 on: October 13, 2016, 01:55:13 PM »
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IANAL, but I think the legal term for this response is "PWNED!!!1!"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4143 on: October 13, 2016, 01:56:08 PM »
MSM is always mostly liberal, but sexual harassment will always take precedence over relatively insignificant email leaks or the conspiracy theory of the day.
insignificant? why is that? did you read ?..  sexual harassment ? didn't we hear enough from bill on that subject? its no question there is an agenda and corruption on the highest levels

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4144 on: October 13, 2016, 01:58:20 PM »
You call issues of national security insignificant? I guess Hillary actually would be up your alley then.
Link por favor.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4145 on: October 13, 2016, 01:59:04 PM »
insignificant? why is that? did you read ?..  sexual harassment ? didn't we hear enough from bill on that subject? its no question there is an agenda and corruption on the highest levels
Is Bill in the running as well?
Then we can decide between 4 morons (BC, HC, GJ, and DT) on the ballot.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4146 on: October 13, 2016, 01:59:24 PM »
IANAL, but I think the legal term for this response is "PWNED!!!1!"

ROFL
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4148 on: October 13, 2016, 02:04:02 PM »
Is Bill in the running as well?
Then we can decide between 4 morons (BC, HC, GJ, and DT) on the ballot.
  No but he will surely have a big influence on her decisions ..don't you think?  and Btw theres also alot evidence on her on that subject ok?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4149 on: October 13, 2016, 02:10:05 PM »
  No but he will surely have a big influence on her decisions ..don't you think?  and Btw theres also alot evidence on her on that subject ok?
Why is BCs sexual harassment that he was already impeached for a bigger deal than DTs?
Who is running for President exactly?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4150 on: October 13, 2016, 02:10:48 PM »
You mean how could anyone possibly devise a system that could make the people who have historically been the smartest group of people in the world become reactionary non-thinkers?

One theory is that it was done on purpose to control the masses from defecting. But I think there's a saying, "never attribute to deviousness what can be attributed to incompetence."
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Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.
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FTFY  :)

Anyway, yes. Your point is true.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4151 on: October 13, 2016, 02:35:05 PM »
Is Bill in the running as well?
Then we can decide between 4 morons (BC, HC, GJ, and DT) on the ballot.

Yup she is Running with the ''great economy'' of the 90's (not sure but mayeb she counts it as one of the ''few'' things she did in her 30yrs of public srv.)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4152 on: October 13, 2016, 03:45:55 PM »
Why is BCs sexual harassment that he was already impeached for a bigger deal than DTs?
Who is running for President exactly?
It's not a bigger deal it just exposes the hypocrisy of the left.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4153 on: October 13, 2016, 03:48:34 PM »
It's not a bigger deal it just exposes the hypocrisy of the left.
There's plenty of liberal hypocrisy to go around, but BC was already impeached for his crimes and he's not the person on the ticket. I don't see the big deal exposing DT's sick way of life.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4154 on: October 13, 2016, 03:50:03 PM »
There's plenty of liberal hypocrisy to go around, but BC was already impeached for his crimes and he's not the person on the ticket. I don't see the big deal exposing DT's sick way of life.
Her alleged threats and her work to discredit the victims is relevant.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4155 on: October 13, 2016, 03:51:10 PM »
There's plenty of liberal hypocrisy to go around, but BC was already impeached for his crimes and he's not the person on the ticket. I don't see the big deal exposing DT's sick way of life.
I have no issue with exposing his sick ways. This is not one of the typical hylocrisys you should hear how they are trying to frame this as a GOP issue. 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4156 on: October 13, 2016, 03:51:50 PM »
I have no issue with exposing his sick ways. This is not one of the typical hylocrisys you should hear how they are trying to frame this as a GOP issue. 
Has HC molested people?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4157 on: October 13, 2016, 03:56:30 PM »
Has HC molested people?
Not that I know of. What does that have to do with what I wrote ?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4158 on: October 13, 2016, 04:05:16 PM »
Guys, the election is over. It's been over since the GOP didn't have enough control to limit how many candidates they would allow to run in the primary.

The real questions now are:

1) Will the American people's respect for the institution of POTUS be restored?
2) Will the GOP survive? If no, will a new party replace it which espouses true conservative values?
3) What will happen to address the very real disgust and contempt that many Americans have toward the system?
4) And related to that last question, what will happen to address the fringe (a.k.a. "deplorables") who got a momentary taste of being "mainstream" for a spring and a summer?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4159 on: October 13, 2016, 04:08:52 PM »
Has HC molested people?
Her alleged threats and her work to discredit the victims is relevant.