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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3849105 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4440 on: October 20, 2016, 12:09:26 AM »
https://news.grabien.com/story.php?id=885
Right, take the one election that came down to a handful of hanging chads.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4441 on: October 20, 2016, 12:10:00 AM »
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/441237/tonights-debate-perfectly-summed-state-race

Nailed it.
"Trump decided to go ahead and dominate the next two news cycles with a colossal unforced error."
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4442 on: October 20, 2016, 12:16:57 AM »
What does it mean to not accept the outcome anyhow?
riots? Do you remember what happened in Ukraine?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4443 on: October 20, 2016, 12:20:05 AM »
riots? Do you remember what happened in Ukraine?
So you also believe the dems false narrative?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4444 on: October 20, 2016, 12:21:19 AM »
This whole "election is rigged" business and failure to stand by the will of the country is honestly the nail in the coffin for me. I'm sick and tired of it of hearing his whining just because he's a terrible candidate.
I've voted for the R candidate in 4 Presidential elections to date, but if this vote was today I would just write in McMullin or Kasich.
Trump stands for literally nothing. Shameful how he hoodwinked his way into the nomination by convincing people that he actually believes what they want to hear and what he says that day.
So vote for Hillary. If I lived in Cleveland I'd vote for Hillary. Hold your nose. Klap al cheit. But the most effective thing you can do is vote for the machsheifa.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4445 on: October 20, 2016, 12:22:29 AM »
So you also believe the dems false narrative?
you and your narratives. Discuss the issues please.

(I could pull a Trump, and say you believe the Trumpkin narrative, like your candidate did with his puppet comeback)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4446 on: October 20, 2016, 12:24:27 AM »
you and your narratives. Discuss the issues please.
Do you really believe that if he is a sore loser it would cause riots?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4447 on: October 20, 2016, 12:25:36 AM »
Do you really believe that if he is a sore loser it would cause riots?
You don't think he's capable of riling people up to riot in protest of "the rigging"?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4448 on: October 20, 2016, 12:26:18 AM »
Do you really believe that if he is a sore loser it would cause riots?
It depends on how he's a sore loser. 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4449 on: October 20, 2016, 12:26:51 AM »
So vote for Hillary. If I lived in Cleveland I'd vote for Hillary. Hold your nose. Klap al cheit. But the most effective thing you can do is vote for the machsheifa.
Ur right. i just can't bring myself to vote for either of them...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4450 on: October 20, 2016, 12:27:00 AM »
You don't think he's capable of riling people up to riot in protest of "the rigging"?
No
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4451 on: October 20, 2016, 12:29:16 AM »
You don't think he's capable of riling people up to riot in protest of "the rigging"?
Cmon now.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4452 on: October 20, 2016, 12:29:31 AM »
Then you're probably not part of the cult.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4453 on: October 20, 2016, 12:30:11 AM »
So vote for Hillary. If I lived in Cleveland I'd vote for Hillary. Hold your nose. Klap al cheit. But the most effective thing you can do is vote for the machsheifa.
I can't understand how a person can vote for corrupt Hillary.
I can definitely understand why people are uncomfortable voting for trump.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4454 on: October 20, 2016, 12:33:25 AM »
I can't understand how a person can vote for corrupt Hillary.

Because Donald Trump will be the most dangerous president in USA history IMHO.
Thank G-d he's a self destructing machine.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4455 on: October 20, 2016, 12:34:44 AM »
You don't think he's capable of riling people up to riot in protest of "the rigging"?
NO! What leads you guys to believe that he can? It IS NOTHING MORE THAN A NARRATIVE! Dems constantly blame all sorts of violence on conservatives, talk radio blah blah blah when the exact opposite is true. How can I discuss it if it doesn't exist?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4456 on: October 20, 2016, 12:36:00 AM »
I can't understand how a person can vote for corrupt Hillary.
Maybe she will be worse than Obama and my portfolio will more than double.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4457 on: October 20, 2016, 12:38:26 AM »




Do you really believe that if he is a sore loser it would cause riots?

You don't think he's capable of riling people up to riot in protest of "the rigging"?

Then you're probably not part of the cult.

If Gore wouldn't have conceded in 2000 there would have been riots as well. Every candidate has that the power to do just that. But they choose not to.( Sometimes to a furious voter base)

Now add the kind of voters that Trump has ( still sticking with him after ALL THIS...)...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4458 on: October 20, 2016, 12:40:00 AM »
Why is trump wining the poll here on DDF with big numbers and in the polls he is losing big?(maybe because of the people here are not educated as trump wins big by them? I don't think so)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4459 on: October 20, 2016, 12:40:40 AM »


 
If Gore wouldn't have conceded in 2000 there would have been riots as well. Every candidate has that the power to do just that. But they choose not to.( Sometimes to a furious voter base)

Now add the kind of voters that Trump has ( still sticking with him after ALL THIS...)...
Please explain what kind of voters you think Trump has who would riot and why you think so. Please also explain what basis you have for saying that the only reason there were no riots was because Gore conceded.
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