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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4720 on: October 28, 2016, 03:16:17 PM »
Quote from: good sam on October 28, 2016, 03:15:14 PM
Bernie "Enough with the Goddam Emails" Sanders wants to hang himself right now.
Why? You mean you think he really wanted to be president?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4721 on: October 28, 2016, 03:32:29 PM »
Wow! They're saying the emails came to light from the Weiner sexting case.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4722 on: October 28, 2016, 03:34:56 PM »
You know it's the beginning of the end when our options are a criminal or a serial narcissist:
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/28/opinions/trump-campaign-narcissism-lipman/index.html
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4723 on: October 28, 2016, 03:36:47 PM »
Anthony just got a prominent place on President Trump's pardon list.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4724 on: October 28, 2016, 03:41:40 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4725 on: October 28, 2016, 03:49:23 PM »
Wow!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4726 on: October 28, 2016, 03:59:40 PM »
Quote from: Dan on October 28, 2016, 03:34:56 PM
You know it's the beginning of the end when our options are a criminal or a serial narcissist:
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/28/opinions/trump-campaign-narcissism-lipman/index.html

we knew that from the start. And a serial narcissist (doesn't Putin have that trait? Any marathon bombings in Russia?  Any extremist Islamic terrorism shootings in CA nursing homes in his country?) with a healthy West Wing and cabinet can make a strong country and deter extremists.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4727 on: October 28, 2016, 04:16:28 PM »
Quote from: good sam on October 28, 2016, 03:32:29 PM
Wow! They're saying the emails came to light from the Weiner sexting case.

It always comes back to the yid. If I were giving a musar schmooze in yeshiva that's what I'd talk about. One yiddel b'chadrei chadarim looks to be memaleh his taaveh, and from that is nishtalshel that a velt traislt zach.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4728 on: October 28, 2016, 04:25:19 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on October 28, 2016, 04:16:28 PM
It always comes back to the yid. If I were giving a musar schmooze in yeshiva that's what I'd talk about. One yiddel b'chadrei chadarim looks to be memaleh his taaveh, and from that is nishtalshel that a velt traislt zach.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4729 on: October 28, 2016, 04:26:38 PM »
Quote from: CS1 on October 28, 2016, 03:59:40 PM
we knew that from the start. And a serial narcissist (doesn't Putin have that trait? Any marathon bombings in Russia?  Any extremist Islamic terrorism shootings in CA nursing homes in his country?) with a healthy West Wing and cabinet can make a strong country and deter extremists.
Uhmmm are u familiar with a region called chechniya
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4730 on: October 28, 2016, 04:29:36 PM »
Quote from: Sport on October 28, 2016, 03:41:40 PM
And the spinning begins:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thinkprogress.org/amp/p/e9fff5359102
Was going to say I love how all the right wing media is reporting the fbi has reopened the case and all the left wing media is saying they are looking at more emails....
It's amazing that yesterday all trump supporters felt comey was a political hack and Clinton supporters believed he was fair and balanced and now it's the exact opposite
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4731 on: October 28, 2016, 04:32:04 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on October 28, 2016, 04:16:28 PM
It always comes back to the yid. If I were giving a musar schmooze in yeshiva that's what I'd talk about. One yiddel b'chadrei chadarim looks to be memaleh his taaveh, and from that is nishtalshel that a velt traislt zach.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4732 on: October 28, 2016, 04:36:30 PM »
Hillary back to tweeting Billy Bush stuff
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4733 on: October 28, 2016, 04:37:11 PM »
Bottom line, what happens if HRC wins the election and is then criminal prosecuted?

There's no way the FBI can wrap anything up in 11 days...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4734 on: October 28, 2016, 04:40:05 PM »
Quote from: Dan on October 28, 2016, 03:34:56 PM
You know it's the beginning of the end when our options are a criminal or a serial narcissist:
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/28/opinions/trump-campaign-narcissism-lipman/index.html
Of course his opinion was in no way tainted by his political views....
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4735 on: October 28, 2016, 04:49:45 PM »
Quote from: churnbabychurn on October 28, 2016, 04:37:11 PM
Bottom line, what happens if HRC wins the election and is then criminal prosecuted?

There's no way the FBI can wrap anything up in 11 days...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4736 on: October 28, 2016, 04:52:16 PM »
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Bottom line, what happens if HRC wins the election and is then criminal prosecuted?
Do you think that's even a possibility?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4737 on: October 28, 2016, 04:55:45 PM »
Quote from: TimT on October 28, 2016, 04:52:16 PM
Do you think that's even a possibility?
I would say she has a chance to win.  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4738 on: October 28, 2016, 04:56:17 PM »
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Kaine becomes pres
Only if she is impeached or resigns
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4739 on: October 28, 2016, 04:56:21 PM »
Quote from: TimT on October 28, 2016, 04:52:16 PM
Do you think that's even a possibility?
Won't be the first Clinton to be impeached.
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