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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1519452 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4905 on: November 01, 2016, 10:48:47 AM »
For me, the weirdest thing in this whole weird election was to learn how stubbornly the OH guys stick up for their weirdo governor.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4906 on: November 01, 2016, 10:49:45 AM »
For me, the weirdest thing in this whole weird election was to learn how stubbornly the OH guys stick up for their weirdo governor.
Hyperbole much?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4907 on: November 01, 2016, 10:52:07 AM »
You followed the conversation? Kasich is senile and crazy not because he made a protest vote but because his vote wasn't even a protest vote,

Next time my wife is taking to me and I'm not listening and she says, "ok so which one do you like?" I'm going to say, "waffles!" and she'll say, "We were discussing what color to paint the living room" and I'll say, "I know that! And waffles is my protest vote!"
ALOL

You are so blinded by Trump's rhetoric there's no explaining it to you.

All you have to do is imagine it was Trump doing something and you can find every excuse in the world for why it's not just an ok thing to do it's genius.
Blind or not blind it was Kasich who wrote in McCain not Trump. In my eyes he went from being a lights weight to a retard.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4908 on: November 01, 2016, 10:52:32 AM »
For me, the weirdest thing in this whole weird election was to learn how stubbornly the OH guys stick up for their weirdo governor.
One of the most popular governors in the Union who won in a landslide in a very purple state.
Maybe it has to do with his doing an amazing job despite being an oddball?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4909 on: November 01, 2016, 10:52:44 AM »
Yay name calling.

What name calling? That I think Kasich is a weirdo? The fact that this bothers you only proves my point. People have been calling Trump and HRC all kinds of names in this thread. Where was the call to keep things civil then?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4910 on: November 01, 2016, 10:54:58 AM »
I don't think anyone other than the real hardliners feels that the pledge really matters. The point is more that he looks like a sore loser and probably is just being one. He has no chance in 2020 either way. It is as delusional as his thinking that he may get the nomination having won only one state and barely ever else breaking double digits.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4911 on: November 01, 2016, 10:55:26 AM »
ALOL
Blind or not blind it was Kasich who wrote in McCain not Trump. In my eyes he went from being a lights weight to a retard.
I thought he was a retard from the first moment I laid eyes on him. And his yoshka reference in BP confirmed it.
But how does voting for Trump make you a retard? You are so far up Trump's ___, you can see Hannity's feet.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4912 on: November 01, 2016, 10:55:40 AM »
Hyperbole much?

No it wasn't hyperbole. I said "for me" and I mean it. The staunch Kasich loyalty is for me really weird and hard to understand.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4913 on: November 01, 2016, 10:56:33 AM »
You are so far up Trump's ___, you can see Hannity's feet.
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The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4914 on: November 01, 2016, 10:59:52 AM »



But how does voting for Trump make you a retard? You are so far up Trump's ___, you can see Hannity's feet.

If not for the crude Ness that would be one of the lines of the year
No it wasn't hyperbole. I said "for me" and I mean it. The staunch Kasich loyalty is for me really weird and hard to understand.
Cmon that's really the weirdest and hardest thing to understand??  These guys actually think Cleveland is one of the best places to live in the U.S.   not so surpising they like a wierd politician from there that was somewhat succesful

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4915 on: November 01, 2016, 11:00:34 AM »
Blind or not blind it was Kasich who wrote in McCain not Trump. In my eyes he went from being a lights weight to a retard.
Any other Trump quotes? Is it SAD as well?

I wrote an explanation of why it makes sense to vote for McCain.

What name calling? That I think Kasich is a weirdo? The fact that this bothers you only proves my point. People have been calling Trump and HRC all kinds of names in this thread. Where was the call to keep things civil then?
Good substance in this post. I see your point now.

As I said to ill I gave what I thought was a decent explanation, then you said all OH guys... I don't like being thrown into categories that don't exist.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4916 on: November 01, 2016, 11:00:55 AM »
She's definitely more self-aware that she's pure evil.
But I'm not convinced that he won't wind up being more evil/cause more long-term harm in reality, though he's too narcissistic to even realize when he's evil.
Which is why I say the right thing for a ירא שמים to do is not to rely on their own judgment but rather ask their Rebbe, Rov or Mashpia what to do and act accordingly.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4917 on: November 01, 2016, 11:03:39 AM »
But writing in McCain?
McCain is probably more of a RINO than DJT is. Just because he was a POW or even a war hero, doesn't make him infallible.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4918 on: November 01, 2016, 11:12:22 AM »
What Kasich did was pure politics for his benefit. The same thing Cruz did. They can all talk the talk but in the end they look at the polls to decide this one. If Trump was killing HRC in OH Kasich would be his lap dog. Lets get real here.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4919 on: November 01, 2016, 11:14:56 AM »
What Kasich did was pure politics for his benefit. The same thing Cruz did. They can all talk the talk but in the end they look at the polls to decide this one. If Trump was killing HRC in OH Kasich would be his lap dog. Lets get real here.
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