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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3828924 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4961 on: November 01, 2016, 11:51:26 PM »
The real Conservatives in most part go for Trump.

Just before, I turned on Levin which you can't get more Conservative than him and he bashed all these never Trump idiots. He said "I will be very open, this is not the candidate I supported in the primaries but we got to stay on principle, when you stay home or vote third party that is a vote for Clinton, how will I look my kids in the eyes in four years from now if Clinton wins"
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4962 on: November 02, 2016, 12:26:52 AM »
The real Conservatives in most part go for Trump.

Just before, I turned on Levin which you can't get more Conservative than him and he bashed all these never Trump idiots. He said "I will be very open, this is not the candidate I supported in the primaries but we got to stay on principle, when you stay home or vote third party that is a vote for Clinton, how will I look my kids in the eyes in four years from now if Clinton wins"
everyone on these forums knew already, that your only source of info is right wing talk radio. Most people could care less what those hacks have to say.

(BTW, Levin IIRC was a never trumper for like 2 months)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4963 on: November 02, 2016, 12:33:58 AM »
everyone on these forums knew already, that your only source of info is right wing talk radio. Most people could care less what those hacks have to say.

(BTW, Levin IIRC was a never trumper for like 2 months)
TNTP(thats not the point) Hes talking about the conservatives and they DO care.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4964 on: November 02, 2016, 12:35:40 AM »
He was a never Trump so long he was not the nominee. The day he realized that Trump is the only alternative of Clinton he supported him. That is how every guy pretending to be Conservative should do.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4965 on: November 02, 2016, 12:38:00 AM »
When it rains, it pours! #LockHerUp #MAGA

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4966 on: November 02, 2016, 01:11:30 AM »
The best case presented for Donald Trump

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4967 on: November 02, 2016, 01:17:19 AM »
Lol! You crack me up!

Don't forget, friends, Hachover is the one who was mechadesh the whole geder of a vegetable lasagna.
I believe it was the Seinfeld show that was "mechadesh" vegetable lasagna... Season 9 Episode 1 around 10 minutes in

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4968 on: November 02, 2016, 07:56:41 AM »
I believe it was the Seinfeld show that was "mechadesh" vegetable lasagna... Season 9 Episode 1 around 10 minutes in

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4969 on: November 02, 2016, 08:33:45 AM »
RCP no toss up map now one state away from Trump win


Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4971 on: November 02, 2016, 09:38:46 AM »
The real Conservatives in most part go for Trump.

Just before, I turned on Levin which you can't get more Conservative than him and he bashed all these never Trump idiots. He said "I will be very open, this is not the candidate I supported in the primaries but we got to stay on principle, when you stay home or vote third party that is a vote for Clinton, how will I look my kids in the eyes in four years from now if Clinton wins"
Fyi Glenn Beck beats levine on conservatism by a mile and he's still a never trumper

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4972 on: November 02, 2016, 09:52:48 AM »
He was a never Trump so long he was not the nominee. The day he realized that Trump is the only alternative of Clinton he supported him. That is how every guy pretending to be Conservative should do.
Trump was officially nominated on July 19, and it was known that he won, well before that. Levin started supporting him September 6th. https://www.conservativereview.com/commentary/2016/09/levin-im-voting-for-trump

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4973 on: November 02, 2016, 10:37:43 AM »
Trump was officially nominated on July 19, and it was known that he won, well before that. Levin started supporting him September 6th. https://www.conservativereview.com/commentary/2016/09/levin-im-voting-for-trump
throughout the primary he had said that he would support the nominee since any of them would be better than Hillary
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4974 on: November 02, 2016, 10:41:02 AM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4975 on: November 02, 2016, 11:20:50 AM »

Nailed it. At least in Cl you have sports to distract you.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4976 on: November 02, 2016, 12:04:33 PM »
We could have had a normal guy like...



...but no!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4977 on: November 02, 2016, 12:10:36 PM »
We could have had a normal guy like...
You think the country is ready for a Rabbi?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4978 on: November 02, 2016, 12:18:46 PM »
So if Hillary steps down at this point, is it handed to Trump?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4979 on: November 02, 2016, 12:22:49 PM »
We could have had a normal guy like...
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