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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3847935 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5000 on: November 02, 2016, 02:08:05 PM »
You dont think they use your history in their algorithms? They know you are trying to test their bias- THEY'RE ALWAYS A STEP AHEAD
And they know you know they use your history and that's in the algorithm as well

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5001 on: November 02, 2016, 02:21:46 PM »
WI poll. Interesting.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5002 on: November 02, 2016, 02:23:04 PM »


Disagree. Sure, there is a lot of bad about each candidate and also a lot of bad things that each might do as president. But let's admit to ourselves that nearly everything we are discussing here will either not come to pass (e.g. world war 3, deporting forgeigners, etc) or is something bad that we can learn to deal with (whether for you that means higher taxes, more liberal policies, less pride in being American, etc). What we really want is to have an end to hearing about all this pointless garbage ad nauseum and get on with our lives. An end to pretending that Hillary is obviously the right person for the job and Trump is so embarrassing that we are somehow personally ashamed he is a republican nominee. No more commercials telling us we are too stupid to know right from wrong and telling us in as patronizing a way as possible what we should be thinking about each candidate. An end to the divisiveness that exists within close circles of friends and families over what one or the other is "blind" about or "biased" to. So please, don't tell me it will be worse later, the election cycle is lunacy and I cannot wait for it to be over.

Ask anyone who doesn't like Obama - they'll say the guy has been a disaster of a president and did as much as was possible to change America for the worse. Yet, we got through it. This too shall pass - but we'd like it to be sooner rather than later.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5003 on: November 02, 2016, 02:39:34 PM »
Ask anyone who doesn't like Obama - they'll say the guy has been a disaster of a president and did as much as was possible to change America for the worse. Yet, we got through it. This too shall pass - but we'd like it to be sooner rather than later.
+1
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5004 on: November 02, 2016, 02:50:11 PM »
it seems trump has a good chance to get PA
Based on no poll.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5005 on: November 02, 2016, 02:56:42 PM »
Based on no poll.
He is within the margin of error in the last 5 polls baby. Get  ready for 4 miserable years.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5006 on: November 02, 2016, 02:58:27 PM »
He is within the margin of error in the last 5 polls baby. Get  ready for 4 miserable years.

miserable, but possibly safer. Less liklihood of infiltrating extremist terrorist attacks on our soil...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5007 on: November 02, 2016, 03:00:19 PM »
He is within the margin of error in the last 5 polls baby. Get  ready for 4 miserable years.
Calm down
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/pennsylvania/#plus

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5008 on: November 02, 2016, 03:01:07 PM »
Wow so interesting too see the RCP map getting bloodier :) every few hours

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5009 on: November 02, 2016, 03:03:40 PM »
Calm down
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/pennsylvania/#plus
as you see the polls from oct 26 was around +7 and the latest poll from Nov 1 is + 2 so what does it mean

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5010 on: November 02, 2016, 03:07:51 PM »
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/02/opinion/donald-trump-voters-just-hear-me-out.html?ref=opinion

This is a surprisingly good article coming from a radical Leftist. I wish he would go harder on Clinton, but the basis of what he says is accurate IMO.
We must be reading 2 different articles
+1

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=7&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjusPK82IrQAhVk64MKHZEtAXgQhlQINDAG&url=http%3A%2F%2Fon.wsj.com%2F2fbP1U0&usg=AFQjCNHbuxn9XQI8J_1K1DUkjCKanKVXvA&sig2=czHp54jzt9GLclLlouVS_A
  Too Long; Didn’t Read
 We started reading Thomas Friedman’s column in today’s New York Times: “This is my last column until after the election, so I’d like to address the people least likely to read it: . . .”
That’s as far as we got. We figured the rest would just be a very long list.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5011 on: November 02, 2016, 03:45:07 PM »
Preparations for her arrogance in chief:
http://nypost.com/2016/10/31/hillary-planning-election-night-fireworks-show-on-hudson-river/

This sounds exciting, as it brings back memories of Shimon Peres preparing for a major celebration only to wake up the next morning to find out again that he was the eternal loser.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5012 on: November 02, 2016, 03:48:14 PM »
Preparations for her arrogance in chief:
http://nypost.com/2016/10/31/hillary-planning-election-night-fireworks-show-on-hudson-river/

This sounds exciting, as it brings back memories of Shimon Peres preparing for a major celebration only to wake up the next morning to find out again that he was the eternal loser.
You think she could put this together in 10 minutes? Both candidates are preparing celebrations.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5013 on: November 02, 2016, 03:54:09 PM »
You think she could put this together in 10 minutes? Both candidates are preparing celebrations.
No. But I don't recall election win parties with Hudson river fireworks. Even when BHO won the first time, and we heard shouts, screams and horn blowing on the streets of Brooklyn, I don't recall a fireworks show.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5014 on: November 02, 2016, 04:31:44 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5015 on: November 02, 2016, 05:38:26 PM »
as you see the polls from oct 26 was around +7 and the latest poll from Nov 1 is + 2 so what does it mean
He is like Moshe123, sees what he wants.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5016 on: November 02, 2016, 06:37:37 PM »
I guess people are ready to believe anything by now....
http://www.onlysimchas.com/news/40846/well-known-charedi-website-falls-for-fake-humorous-wikileaks
Honestly, at this point, anything is possible with either candidate.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5017 on: November 02, 2016, 06:54:04 PM »
Preparations for her arrogance in chief:
http://nypost.com/2016/10/31/hillary-planning-election-night-fireworks-show-on-hudson-river/

This sounds exciting, as it brings back memories of Shimon Peres preparing for a major celebration only to wake up the next morning to find out again that he was the eternal loser.
I heard on the radio, that the irony is that the javits center where its being, was one if Trumps projects

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5018 on: November 02, 2016, 07:03:23 PM »
Wow this KellyAnne is one tough lady


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5019 on: November 02, 2016, 08:21:28 PM »
Wow this KellyAnne is one tough lady
Nice.
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