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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5120 on: November 04, 2016, 09:36:29 AM »
Quote from: Moshe123 on November 04, 2016, 09:34:33 AM
6 trackers today. All moved towards Clinton.

Rasmussen
LA Times
IBD/TIPP
Lucid
Moshe123
ABC/WaPo.
FTFY  ;D
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5121 on: November 04, 2016, 09:37:18 AM »
Quote from: Moshe123 on November 04, 2016, 12:49:57 AM
In 2012, the polls underestimated Obama across the board and in the swing states. Check out RCP.
The polls always have a lag and there is no question that the last few days before the election had a trend toward Obama which continued into election day. The beginning of this week certainly trended to Trump and the end held a slight recovery for Clinton. Will the trend back continue for Clinton or will it go to Trump? Right now it really depends on individual states. If Florida goes Trump and the rest of RCP no toss up stays the same he wins now that it has NH and ME2 for Trump. If it stays or some others flip back it goes to Hillary. It would definitely be difficult for Trump to get past losing FL which is why Hillary has been spend so much resources there.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5122 on: November 04, 2016, 09:38:37 AM »
Quote from: Work-for-ur-muny on November 04, 2016, 09:36:29 AM
FTFY  ;D
He was always a diehard Clintonista.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5123 on: November 04, 2016, 09:41:41 AM »
Quote from: aygart on November 04, 2016, 09:37:18 AM
The polls always have a lag and there is no question that the last few days before the election had a trend toward Obama which continued into election day. The beginning of this week certainly trended to Trump and the end held a slight recovery for Clinton. Will the trend back continue for Clinton or will it go to Trump? Right now it really depends on individual states. If Florida goes Trump and the rest of RCP no toss up stays the same he wins now that it has NH and ME2 for Trump. If it stays or some others flip back it goes to Hillary. It would definitely be difficult for Trump to get past losing FL which is why Hillary has been spend so much resources there.
Though the highly scientific DDF poll now has HRC down to the single digits with a solid majority (which has grown in recent days) for DJT.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5124 on: November 04, 2016, 09:42:01 AM »
Quote from: aygart on November 04, 2016, 09:37:18 AM
The polls always have a lag and there is no question that the last few days before the election had a trend toward Obama which continued into election day. The beginning of this week certainly trended to Trump and the end held a slight recovery for Clinton. Will the trend back continue for Clinton or will it go to Trump? Right now it really depends on individual states. If Florida goes Trump and the rest of RCP no toss up stays the same he wins now that it has NH and ME2 for Trump. If it stays or some others flip back it goes to Hillary. It would definitely be difficult for Trump to get past losing FL which is why Hillary has been spend so much resources there.
538 has a whole article today explaining the difference by Clinton and Obama few days out from election
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5125 on: November 04, 2016, 09:50:42 AM »
Quote from: aygart on November 04, 2016, 09:37:18 AM
The polls always have a lag and there is no question that the last few days before the election had a trend toward Obama which continued into election day. The beginning of this week certainly trended to Trump and the end held a slight recovery for Clinton. Will the trend back continue for Clinton or will it go to Trump? Right now it really depends on individual states. If Florida goes Trump and the rest of RCP no toss up stays the same he wins now that it has NH and ME2 for Trump. If it stays or some others flip back it goes to Hillary. It would definitely be difficult for Trump to get past losing FL which is why Hillary has been spend so much resources there.

The polls also underestimated Obama in states where most of the state had voted early, such as Nevada and Colorado. No late momentum of the last week would have mattered that much in those states.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5126 on: November 04, 2016, 09:53:47 AM »
The Clinton strategy of degrading and dismissing the FBI as a political organization worked.

It's amazing how competent and powerful the Hillary and democratic machine is.

Just makes me more confident her abilities
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5127 on: November 04, 2016, 09:54:10 AM »
Quote from: Moshe123 on November 04, 2016, 09:50:42 AM
The polls also underestimated Obama in states where most of the state had voted early, such as Nevada and Colorado. No late momentum of the last week would have mattered that much in those states.
Fact check False. Even with most of the state voting early a trend within the minority can make a difference.

Either way, just because they were off a bit one direction in one election doesn't mean they won't be off a bit the other direction in the next. There are so many variables which can be off by a little bit and can make a difference.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5128 on: November 04, 2016, 09:54:30 AM »
Quote from: churnbabychurn on November 04, 2016, 09:53:47 AM
The Clinton strategy of degrading and dismissing the FBI as a political organization worked.

It's amazing how competent and powerful the Hillary and democratic machine is.

Just makes me more confident her abilities
In her abilities to do what?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5129 on: November 04, 2016, 10:01:10 AM »
Quote from: aygart on November 04, 2016, 09:54:30 AM
In her abilities to do what?
Lead us astray. Little enough?!  ::)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5131 on: November 04, 2016, 10:02:34 AM »
Quote from: aygart on November 04, 2016, 09:54:30 AM
In her abilities to do what?
To corrupt every single government agency.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5132 on: November 04, 2016, 10:03:56 AM »
Quote from: ilherman on November 04, 2016, 10:02:34 AM
To corrupt every single government agency.
Now Moshe123 "to save the world"
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5133 on: November 04, 2016, 10:18:26 AM »
Mishpacha has Hillary on the cover.  Record breaking year indeed.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5134 on: November 04, 2016, 10:35:18 AM »
Quote from: churnbabychurn on November 04, 2016, 09:53:47 AM
The Clinton strategy of degrading and dismissing the FBI as a political organization worked.

It's amazing how competent and powerful the Hillary and democratic machine is.

Just makes me more confident her abilities
And again just highlights for me how concerned I am with her ability to get away with anything.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5135 on: November 04, 2016, 10:43:14 AM »
Quote from: aygart on November 04, 2016, 10:01:38 AM


Someone should make a booth like that at a "non-partisan" public voting center but have it say Vote Her, and say something about elections not being rigged...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5136 on: November 04, 2016, 11:02:04 AM »
Quote from: Sport on November 04, 2016, 10:35:18 AM
And again just highlights for me how concerned I am with her ability to get away with anything.
Oh c'mon. Y'all want some goody two shoes tzulnik like lambpost to run the show?

I want someone who knows how to make moves and get ahead in life. Once her personal success is aligned with the job we should be good to go.
I would probably want her leading a company...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5137 on: November 04, 2016, 11:06:01 AM »
Quote from: churnbabychurn on November 04, 2016, 11:02:04 AM
Oh c'mon. Y'all want some goody two shoes tzulnik like lambpost to run the show?

I want someone who knows how to make moves and get ahead in life. Once her personal success is aligned with the job we should be good to go.
I would probably want her leading a company...
If I thought her agenda would be beneficial to the country and myself then I would agree. That doesn't seem to be the case though.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5138 on: November 04, 2016, 11:18:37 AM »
Quote from: churnbabychurn on November 04, 2016, 11:02:04 AM
Oh c'mon. Y'all want some goody two shoes tzulnik like lambpost to run the show?

I want someone who knows how to make moves and get ahead in life. Once her personal success is aligned with the job we should be good to go.
I would probably want her leading a company...
When will that happen? It didn't with Bill as Pres norwith her as Se or Sec. What do you think will suddenly change?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5139 on: November 04, 2016, 11:40:12 AM »
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