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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3831640 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5340 on: November 06, 2016, 04:46:25 PM »
Duplicate emails can be snuffed out in minutes. Wouldn't be done by a human reading each one
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5341 on: November 06, 2016, 05:01:46 PM »
My closing arguments:

The trend of the Supreme Court has been to prefer various individual liberties over religious freedoms. There is a small but growing movement to outlaw circumcision and ritual slaughter. If the Court continues on its current path, circumcision and ritual slaughter could be illegal in  30 years.

If you truly cannot vote for any candidate on issues, vote for Trump to protect your religious rights.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5342 on: November 06, 2016, 05:06:36 PM »
Democrats = Freedom From Religion.
Republicans = Freedom OF religion.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5343 on: November 06, 2016, 05:10:11 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 06, 2016, 05:01:46 PM
My closing arguments:

The trend of the Supreme Court has been to prefer various individual liberties over religious freedoms. There is a small but growing movement to outlaw circumcision and ritual slaughter. If the Court continues on its current path, circumcision and ritual slaughter could be illegal in  30 years.

If you truly cannot vote for any candidate on issues, vote for Trump to protect your religious rights.
These are very important specifics of what I and others have mentioned previously about the need for conservative judges for freedom of religion. THe Supremes are important but the circuit courts make a very big difference as well.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5344 on: November 06, 2016, 05:16:59 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 06, 2016, 05:10:11 PM
These are very important specifics of what I and others have mentioned previously about the need for conservative judges for freedom of religion. THe Supremes are important but the circuit courts make a very big difference as well.
But poignant specifics. Most here aren't concerned that they'll have to cater a gay wedding. If circumcision is ruled unconstitutional, Jewish life in America is over.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5345 on: November 06, 2016, 05:23:44 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 06, 2016, 05:01:46 PM
My closing arguments:

The trend of the Supreme Court has been to prefer various individual liberties over religious freedoms. There is a small but growing movement to outlaw circumcision and ritual slaughter. If the Court continues on its current path, circumcision and ritual slaughter could be illegal in  30 years.

If you truly cannot vote for any candidate on issues, vote for Trump to protect your religious rights.

You can argue it both ways. Your point is good, but I can argue that Leftists only push to allow or legalize things, not to ban,outlaw or deny things. They can get aggressive with people who get in the way with this legalization, such as the bakery who would't bake a cake for a gay couple etc.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5346 on: November 06, 2016, 05:25:28 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 06, 2016, 05:16:59 PM
If circumcision is ruled unconstitutional...
Where do you get this stuff from?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5347 on: November 06, 2016, 05:29:53 PM »
HRC is cleared.
Farewell DT! Thanks for keeping things interesting!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5348 on: November 06, 2016, 05:31:41 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 06, 2016, 05:25:28 PM
Where do you get this stuff from?
I don't think he means ruled unconstitutional but that it would be ruled constitutional to legislatively ban it on humanitarian grounds. We have seen such things happen in Europe even when there is freedom of religion.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5349 on: November 06, 2016, 05:32:28 PM »
Quote from: churnbabychurn on November 06, 2016, 05:29:53 PM
HRC is cleared.
Farewell DT! Thanks for keeping things interesting!
Have to agree on this one
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5350 on: November 06, 2016, 05:33:22 PM »
Comey's announcement should convince EVERYONE to vote for trump! The system is corrupt!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5351 on: November 06, 2016, 05:38:12 PM »
C/p FBI Dir says HRC still extremely careless w/ national security, her shady slush fund is still under investigation, AND THAT'S GOOD NEWS!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5352 on: November 06, 2016, 05:45:23 PM »
Quote from: churnbabychurn on November 06, 2016, 05:29:53 PM
HRC is cleared.
Farewell DT! Thanks for keeping things interesting!
That is definitely well reasoned but 538 says it is not so clear that the tightening was due to that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5353 on: November 06, 2016, 05:56:50 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 06, 2016, 05:45:23 PM
That is definitely well reasoned but 538 says it is not so clear that the tightening was due to that.
Check 538 tomorrow afternoon after this sinks in. 90/10 HRC imho
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5354 on: November 06, 2016, 05:58:39 PM »
Quote from: churnbabychurn on November 06, 2016, 05:56:50 PM
Check 538 tomorrow afternoon after this sinks in. 90/10 HRC imho
This will not show up in polls. Too late for that. It did make a jump in the betting markets.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5355 on: November 06, 2016, 05:59:21 PM »
Can someone remind me, I've lost track. is Comey corrupt ?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5356 on: November 06, 2016, 06:06:53 PM »
Quote from: Sport on November 06, 2016, 05:59:21 PM
Can someone remind me, I've lost track. is Comey corrupt ?
We will know after Tuesday.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5357 on: November 06, 2016, 06:08:16 PM »
Quote from: Sport on November 06, 2016, 05:59:21 PM
Can someone remind me, I've lost track. is Comey corrupt ?
According to the Trump campaign, yes, then no, now yes.

According to Clinton, no, then yes, still yes.

The yeses have it 4-2
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5358 on: November 06, 2016, 06:08:55 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 06, 2016, 05:58:39 PM
It did make a jump in the betting markets.
Big jump. You can get 4-1 with Trump.
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« Reply #5359 on: November 06, 2016, 06:10:04 PM »
Quote from: Sport on November 06, 2016, 05:59:21 PM
Can someone remind me, I've lost track. is Comey corrupt ?
Always was. Each step of the way had serious issues.
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