Topic Wiki

Thread summary:

Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1591876 times)

Offline Sport

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Dec 2013
  • Posts: 2269
  • Total likes: 82
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5355 on: November 06, 2016, 05:59:21 PM »
Can someone remind me, I've lost track. is Comey corrupt ?

Offline JTZ

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Apr 2016
  • Posts: 1903
  • Total likes: 228
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5356 on: November 06, 2016, 06:06:53 PM »
Can someone remind me, I've lost track. is Comey corrupt ?
We will know after Tuesday.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

Offline Yehuda57

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Jan 2014
  • Posts: 1907
  • Total likes: 2675
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 6
    • View Profile
  • Location: Brooklyn
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5357 on: November 06, 2016, 06:08:16 PM »
Can someone remind me, I've lost track. is Comey corrupt ?
According to the Trump campaign, yes, then no, now yes.

According to Clinton, no, then yes, still yes.

The yeses have it 4-2
Quote from: ExGingi
Yehuda57 needs to spew a certain amount of sarcasm in order to survive through the day.

Offline JTZ

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Apr 2016
  • Posts: 1903
  • Total likes: 228
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5358 on: November 06, 2016, 06:08:55 PM »
It did make a jump in the betting markets.
Big jump. You can get 4-1 with Trump.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

Offline aygart

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 10665
  • Total likes: 4395
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 7
    • View Profile
    • Lower Watt Energy Brokers
  • Programs: www.lowerwatt.com
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5359 on: November 06, 2016, 06:10:04 PM »
Can someone remind me, I've lost track. is Comey corrupt ?
Always was. Each step of the way had serious issues.
Just because things turned out a certain way doesn't mean you were right.

Offline cf

  • Dansdeals Gold Elite
  • ***
  • Join Date: Jul 2013
  • Posts: 175
  • Total likes: 1
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 2
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5360 on: November 06, 2016, 06:11:45 PM »
FBI conclusion there's still no gross negligence might've been disputed by Hillary's housecleaner.
http://nypost.com/2016/11/06/clinton-directed-her-maid-to-print-out-classified-materials/

Offline good sam

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jun 2011
  • Posts: 3105
  • Total likes: 378
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 10
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5361 on: November 06, 2016, 06:25:48 PM »
FBI conclusion there's still no gross negligence might've been disputed by Hillary's housecleaner.
http://nypost.com/2016/11/06/clinton-directed-her-maid-to-print-out-classified-materials/
Maybe he'll announce tomorrow he's reopening it.
If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD

Offline yandmk

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Aug 2014
  • Posts: 1670
  • Total likes: 117
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 28
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5362 on: November 06, 2016, 06:43:20 PM »
If you truly cannot vote for any candidate on issues, vote for Trump to protect your religious rights.

Serious? When was the last time you heard Trump mention G-d?

Offline aygart

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 10665
  • Total likes: 4395
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 7
    • View Profile
    • Lower Watt Energy Brokers
  • Programs: www.lowerwatt.com
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5363 on: November 06, 2016, 06:44:19 PM »
Serious? When was the last time you heard Trump mention G-d?
What does that have to do with it?
Just because things turned out a certain way doesn't mean you were right.

Offline elit

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Jun 2008
  • Posts: 1294
  • Total likes: 113
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 0
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5364 on: November 06, 2016, 06:54:13 PM »
According to the Trump campaign, yes, then no, now yes.

According to Clinton, no, then yes, still yes.

The yeses have it 4-2
Lol.

Offline yandmk

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Aug 2014
  • Posts: 1670
  • Total likes: 117
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 28
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5365 on: November 06, 2016, 06:55:02 PM »
What does that have to do with it?
Exactly why do you think he'll stand up for religious rights? He doesn't believe in any of that...

Offline elit

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Jun 2008
  • Posts: 1294
  • Total likes: 113
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 0
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5366 on: November 06, 2016, 06:55:10 PM »
Serious? When was the last time you heard Trump mention G-d?

What does that have to do with it?
+1 ask that matters for that issue is what justices he appoints

Offline JTZ

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Apr 2016
  • Posts: 1903
  • Total likes: 228
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5367 on: November 06, 2016, 06:58:29 PM »
Exactly why do you think he'll stand up for religious rights? He doesn't believe in any of that...
Somebody gets it.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

Offline TimT

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Dec 2013
  • Posts: 18371
  • Total likes: 1145
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 3
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5368 on: November 06, 2016, 07:04:32 PM »
is Comey corrupt ?
One day you might hear wth happened here. You MIGHT.

Offline ExGingi

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Nov 2015
  • Posts: 8675
  • Total likes: 2181
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 12
    • View Profile
  • Location: 770
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5369 on: November 06, 2016, 07:08:43 PM »
Exactly why do you think he'll stand up for religious rights? He doesn't believe in any of that...
It's not about him but about the justices nominated.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
-- Dan