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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769626 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5360 on: November 06, 2016, 06:11:45 PM »
FBI conclusion there's still no gross negligence might've been disputed by Hillary's housecleaner.
http://nypost.com/2016/11/06/clinton-directed-her-maid-to-print-out-classified-materials/

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5361 on: November 06, 2016, 06:25:48 PM »
FBI conclusion there's still no gross negligence might've been disputed by Hillary's housecleaner.
http://nypost.com/2016/11/06/clinton-directed-her-maid-to-print-out-classified-materials/
Maybe he'll announce tomorrow he's reopening it.
If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5362 on: November 06, 2016, 06:43:20 PM »
If you truly cannot vote for any candidate on issues, vote for Trump to protect your religious rights.

Serious? When was the last time you heard Trump mention G-d?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5363 on: November 06, 2016, 06:44:19 PM »
Serious? When was the last time you heard Trump mention G-d?
What does that have to do with it?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5364 on: November 06, 2016, 06:54:13 PM »
According to the Trump campaign, yes, then no, now yes.

According to Clinton, no, then yes, still yes.

The yeses have it 4-2
Lol.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5365 on: November 06, 2016, 06:55:02 PM »
What does that have to do with it?
Exactly why do you think he'll stand up for religious rights? He doesn't believe in any of that...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5366 on: November 06, 2016, 06:55:10 PM »
Serious? When was the last time you heard Trump mention G-d?

What does that have to do with it?
+1 ask that matters for that issue is what justices he appoints

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5367 on: November 06, 2016, 06:58:29 PM »
Exactly why do you think he'll stand up for religious rights? He doesn't believe in any of that...
Somebody gets it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5368 on: November 06, 2016, 07:04:32 PM »
is Comey corrupt ?
One day you might hear wth happened here. You MIGHT.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5369 on: November 06, 2016, 07:08:43 PM »
Exactly why do you think he'll stand up for religious rights? He doesn't believe in any of that...
It's not about him but about the justices nominated.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5370 on: November 06, 2016, 07:11:01 PM »
We will know after Tuesday.
Doubt it
According to the Trump campaign, yes, then no, now yes.

According to Clinton, no, then yes, still yes.

The yeses have it 4-2
Lol

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5371 on: November 06, 2016, 07:12:35 PM »
Ironically on tapatalk we are currently on page 538

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5372 on: November 06, 2016, 07:13:31 PM »
One day you might hear wth happened here. You MIGHT.
Not holding my breath.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5373 on: November 06, 2016, 07:26:33 PM »
List of religious extremists who support and fund Hitlary:

- Hamas
- Hizb'Allah
- Islamic Bortherhood
- Quatar & Saudi Arabia (also the primary funders of ISIS)
- Satmar
- New Square

Good company!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5374 on: November 06, 2016, 07:30:29 PM »
List of religious extremists who support and fund Hitlary:

- Hamas
- Hizb'Allah
- Islamic Bortherhood
- Quatar & Saudi Arabia (also the primary funders of ISIS)
- Satmar
- New Square

Good company!

Excuse me? Satmar and Skver are not neturei karta! They don't deserve to be grouped together with terrorist organizations, even if they decided to support Hillary...
(btw, I'm no Hillary fan. I'm planning not to vote for the first time cuz I hate 'em both)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5375 on: November 06, 2016, 07:31:12 PM »
Hillary's better off rigging the polls in Trump's favor. Why in the world would she want to take office? All she will have is 4 years of half America breathing down her back and checking everything she does, until eventually she'll get impeached for something. She'd rather be not elected and be the one "who could of saved America".
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5376 on: November 06, 2016, 07:34:37 PM »
Hillary's better off rigging the polls in Trump's favor. Why in the world would she want to take office? All she will have is 4 years of half America breathing down her back and checking everything she does, until eventually she'll get impeached for something. She'd rather be not elected and be the one "who could of saved America".
I assume your being completely facesous

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5377 on: November 06, 2016, 07:35:56 PM »
I assume your being completely facesous
Not at all.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5378 on: November 06, 2016, 07:37:02 PM »
Donald Trump campaigned with anti-Semite Ted Nugent today.  Here is a FB post from Ted about guns and Jews who want stricter gun laws. https://t.co/2PGEoy14I7

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5379 on: November 06, 2016, 07:37:21 PM »
Not at all.
So let me answer you. POWER POWER POWER its what she's been working for her whole life