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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3853254 times)

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If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Election 2016 Results Discussion
« Reply #5861 on: November 08, 2016, 06:36:17 PM »
Please don't.
Post when they call the state.
Initial results, then significant swings.
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Re: Election 2016 Results Discussion
« Reply #5862 on: November 08, 2016, 06:43:39 PM »
Initial results, then significant swings.
Sounds good

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Re: Election 2016 Results Discussion
« Reply #5863 on: November 08, 2016, 06:44:24 PM »
Sounds good
-1.
1% is completely worthless information.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5864 on: November 08, 2016, 06:55:17 PM »
Hmm this is different


That is from Trafalgar Group. They claim to have a "unique capturing of "hidden Trump" vote".

http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/11/07/poll-trump-michigan-pennsylvania/
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5865 on: November 08, 2016, 06:57:16 PM »
Please post in the Ripley's believe it or not thread.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5866 on: November 08, 2016, 06:58:33 PM »
Here we go...

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Re: Election 2016 Results Discussion
« Reply #5867 on: November 08, 2016, 06:59:25 PM »
-1.
1% is completely worthless information.
I wouldn't call that initial results, but I see the issue.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5868 on: November 08, 2016, 07:01:21 PM »
Great way to cherry pick

Come again?


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5869 on: November 08, 2016, 07:01:23 PM »
NATE SILVER 6:53 PM
How important is Florida? (Polls in the eastern part of the state close in a few minutes.) If Clinton wins it, her probability of winning the Electoral College would shoot up to 93 percent from 71 percent, according to our election night model. And if Trump were to win it, his chances would increase to 59 percent from 29 percent.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5870 on: November 08, 2016, 07:02:39 PM »
Sc is too close to call!? Landslide ?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5871 on: November 08, 2016, 07:02:57 PM »
Until they close where?

Locally.

7:00 PM Poll Closing Time
Georgia (16 Electoral Votes)
Indiana (11 Electoral Votes)
Kentucky (8 Electoral Votes)
South Carolina (9 Electoral Votes)
Vermont (3 Electoral Votes)
Virginia (13 Electoral Votes)

7:30 Poll Closing Time
North Carolina (15 Electoral Votes)
Ohio (18 Electoral Votes)
West Virginia (5 Electoral Votes)

8:00 Poll Closing Time
Alabama (9 Electoral Votes)
Connecticut (7 Electoral Votes)
Delaware (3 Electoral Votes)
DC (3 Electoral Votes)
Florida (29 Electoral Votes)
Illinois (20 Electoral Votes)
Maine (4 Electoral Votes)
Maryland (10 Electoral Votes)
Massachusetts (11 Electoral Votes)
Mississippi (6 Electoral Votes)
Missouri (10 Electoral Votes)
New Hampshire (4 Electoral Votes)
New Jersey (14 Electoral Votes)
Oklahoma (7 Electoral Votes)
Pennsylvania (20 Electoral Votes)
Rhode Island (4 Electoral Votes)
Tennessee (11 Electoral Votes)

8:30 PM Poll Closing Time
Arkansas (6 Electoral Votes)

9:00 PM Poll Closing Time
Arizona (11 Electoral Votes)
Colorado (9 Electoral Votes)
Kansas (6 Electoral Votes)
Louisiana (8 Electoral Votes)
Michigan (16 Electoral Votes)
Minnesota (10 Electoral Votes)
Nebraska (5 Electoral Votes)
New Mexico (5 Electoral Votes)
New York (29 Electoral Votes)
North Dakota (3 Electoral Votes)
South Dakota (3 Electoral Votes)
Texas (38 Electoral Votes)
Wisconsin (10 Electoral Votes)
Wyoming (3 Electoral Votes)

10:00 PM Poll Closing Time
Iowa (6 Electoral Votes)
Montana (3 Electoral Votes)
Nevada (6 Electoral Votes)
Utah (6 Electoral Votes)

11:00 PM Poll Closing Time
California (55 Electoral Votes)
Hawaii (4 Electoral Votes)
Idaho (4 Electoral Votes)
Oregon (7 Electoral Votes)
Washington (12 Electoral Votes)

1:00 AM Poll Closing Time
Alaska (3 Election Votes)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5872 on: November 08, 2016, 07:03:17 PM »
Google results show Clinton with 3 electoral votes so far. Where are they from?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5873 on: November 08, 2016, 07:03:54 PM »
Google results show Clinton with 3 electoral votes so far. Where are they from?
CNN exit polls show:
VT 3 to Clinton.
IN (11) and KY (8) to Trump.

Georgia, South Carolina, and Virginia, too close for exit polls.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5874 on: November 08, 2016, 07:04:36 PM »
Google results show Clinton with 3 electoral votes so far. Where are they from?
Vermont i think.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5875 on: November 08, 2016, 07:05:09 PM »
Sure I will take HRC.  :)
Unfortunately I think we can all agree on that.  :(
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5876 on: November 08, 2016, 07:05:41 PM »
CNN exit polls show:
VT 3 to Clinton.
IN (11) and KY (8) to Trump.
Same on rcp
Irrelevant but interesting that is first time KY has gone republican ever

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5877 on: November 08, 2016, 07:07:08 PM »
Same on rcp
Irrelevant but interesting that is first time KY has gone republican ever
What are you smoking?
KY hasn't gone D in 2 decades.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5878 on: November 08, 2016, 07:09:11 PM »
"Since the 1950s, Kentucky has been reliably Republican, although its voters have been willing to vote Democratic when a southern governor has run – the state voted for Jimmy Carter in 1976 and for Bill Clinton in both 1992 and 1996. In 2012, Mitt Romney defeated Barack Obama 60% to 38%."


Source http://www.270towin.com/states/Kentucky
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5879 on: November 08, 2016, 07:10:31 PM »
I think he means certain sections
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