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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3845842 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5900 on: November 08, 2016, 07:41:30 PM »
CNN calling OH senate for Portman :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5901 on: November 08, 2016, 07:42:28 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5902 on: November 08, 2016, 07:49:24 PM »
How fast was romney out last time? After how many states closed?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5903 on: November 08, 2016, 07:52:45 PM »
Clinton just took a 200K/3% lead in FL with 71% counted.
This election may be called very shortly if she holds that. There's no real path for Trump without FL.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5904 on: November 08, 2016, 07:54:04 PM »
Quote from: Dan on November 08, 2016, 07:41:13 PM
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5905 on: November 08, 2016, 07:56:39 PM »
Quote from: Dan on November 08, 2016, 07:52:45 PM
Clinton just took a 200K/3% lead in FL with 71% counted.
This election may be called very shortly if she holds that. There's no real path for Trump without FL.
Source?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5906 on: November 08, 2016, 07:57:02 PM »
Quote from: Dan on November 08, 2016, 07:52:45 PM
Clinton just took a 200K/3% lead in FL with 71% counted.
This election may be called very shortly if she holds that. There's no real path for Trump without FL.
Probably a latino voting station.  I thing with FL it will be tight until the end.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5907 on: November 08, 2016, 07:57:45 PM »
Quote from: yoruel on November 08, 2016, 07:56:39 PM
Source?
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(Happens to be Google is reporting in this case)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5908 on: November 08, 2016, 07:58:02 PM »
Hillary is pulling away in FL and NC.
This thing will be called very soon.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5910 on: November 08, 2016, 07:58:23 PM »
Quote from: David Smith on November 08, 2016, 07:54:22 PM
With the vast majority of OH votes reporting, The Washington Post calls Trump the decisive victor of the state.


I don't see that on www.washingtonpost.com.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5911 on: November 08, 2016, 07:58:23 PM »
Quote from: Dan on November 08, 2016, 07:52:45 PM
Clinton just took a 200K/3% lead in FL with 71% counted.
This election may be called very shortly if she holds that. There's no real path for Trump without FL.
If u dont have an understanding of which counties have reported it's meaningless
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5913 on: November 08, 2016, 08:01:20 PM »
CNN calling DC, DL, IL, MA, MD, NJ, RI, for Clinton
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CNN: OK, TN, MS for Trump
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5915 on: November 08, 2016, 08:02:05 PM »
Too close: FL, MO, NC, NH, OH, PA
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5916 on: November 08, 2016, 08:03:40 PM »
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« Reply #5917 on: November 08, 2016, 08:05:00 PM »
CNN: Trump is doing worse than Romney did in many FL counties. No path to win without FL.
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« Reply #5918 on: November 08, 2016, 08:06:03 PM »
CNN: 180K (7%) lead for Clinton in NC with 52% counted.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5919 on: November 08, 2016, 08:06:51 PM »
Quote from: Dan on November 08, 2016, 08:05:00 PM
CNN: Trump is doing worse than Romney did in many FL counties. No path to win without FL.
And many counties (working class) way better . Florida is really split
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