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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3850855 times)

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2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6140 on: November 08, 2016, 11:06:23 PM »
Why hasn't CNN given FL to trump yet?
Google called it 15 minutes ago
It's in their name Clinton News Network. Once they do that she needs to concede.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6141 on: November 08, 2016, 11:07:00 PM »
He might be incompetent in the traditional sense of the word. But I guess he is pretty competent in the new world we are living in.

Big sigh of relief regarding SCOTUS

I don't actually believe he will be as bad as he promises to be on trade.

Maybe we will finally get a correction that presents a healthy buying opportunity and a fresh start.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6142 on: November 08, 2016, 11:07:23 PM »
Trump is catching up in PA

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6143 on: November 08, 2016, 11:08:49 PM »
Trump is catching up in PA
and he basically has nc, with those 2 its almost impossible for hrc

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6144 on: November 08, 2016, 11:09:18 PM »
North Carolina for Trump
CNN
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6145 on: November 08, 2016, 11:11:17 PM »
It's in their name Clinton News Network. Once they do that she needs to concede.

Do you really think so?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6146 on: November 08, 2016, 11:11:48 PM »
For those looking for an alternate reality, groundbreaking Votecastr has Clinton winning by a landslide.

http://www.slate.com/votecastr_election_day_turnout_tracker.html
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6147 on: November 08, 2016, 11:14:42 PM »
Why is CNN not calling Georgia?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6148 on: November 08, 2016, 11:15:18 PM »
They don't want egg on their face. They'll call it when they're sure.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6149 on: November 08, 2016, 11:15:41 PM »
Crow Anyone?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6150 on: November 08, 2016, 11:15:58 PM »
Gosh I sure hope you Trumpsters are right about him.
I'm excited but very nervous.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6151 on: November 08, 2016, 11:17:09 PM »
Gosh I sure hope you Trumpsters are right about him.
I'm excited but very nervous.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6152 on: November 08, 2016, 11:17:16 PM »
Gosh I sure hope you Trumpsters are right about him.
I'm excited but very nervous.
Were you this nervous in '08 ?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6153 on: November 08, 2016, 11:17:52 PM »
For those looking for an alternate reality, groundbreaking Votecastr has Clinton winning by a landslide.

http://www.slate.com/votecastr_election_day_turnout_tracker.html
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6154 on: November 08, 2016, 11:17:57 PM »
No.
Lot more upside and downside here.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6155 on: November 08, 2016, 11:18:12 PM »
Nebraska for Trump
Oregon for Clinton
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6156 on: November 08, 2016, 11:18:36 PM »
Honestly in shock over this. I hoped for it, but didn't dare to believe it would. Still dont.
Let's hope the IRS doesn't come after us in retaliation for supporting Trump.
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6157 on: November 08, 2016, 11:18:48 PM »
Why hasn't CNN given FL to trump yet?
Google called it 15 minutes ago
Because CNN, unlike Google, remembers what happened in 2000 when they called FL.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6158 on: November 08, 2016, 11:18:57 PM »
No.
Lot more upside and downside here.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6159 on: November 08, 2016, 11:19:14 PM »
Why hasn't CNN given FL to trump yet?
Google called it 15 minutes ago
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