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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3849873 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6360 on: November 09, 2016, 12:44:32 AM »
NV to HRC was a blow.
This is not over yet folks.
MI and PA leaning Trump. Looks almost "over".
If you focus on being a boss, you will never be a leader. Leaders lead people to growth and improvement.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6361 on: November 09, 2016, 12:45:29 AM »
What's left according to Google.
Alaska 3
Arizona 11
Maine 4
Michigan 16
Minnesota 10
New Hampshire 4
Pennsylvania 20
Wisconsin 10

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6362 on: November 09, 2016, 12:45:43 AM »
MI and PA leaning Trump. Looks almost "over".
pa basically over on google

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6363 on: November 09, 2016, 12:45:58 AM »
Are you watching this guy on CNN? A "White-Lash?"
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6364 on: November 09, 2016, 12:46:19 AM »
Are you watching this guy on CNN? A "White-Lash?"
Pathetic.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6365 on: November 09, 2016, 12:46:55 AM »
A man died and went to Heaven.
As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks for?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been  on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.”
"Oh”, said the man. “Whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s”, replied St. Peter. “The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Incredible”, said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”
St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire  life.”
“Where’s Hillary Clinton’s clock?” asked the man.
St. Peter replied, “We’re using it as a ceiling fan.”
Heard it ~20 yrs ago about Bill...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6366 on: November 09, 2016, 12:47:40 AM »
pa basically over on google
PA is still close. But that and WI will do it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6367 on: November 09, 2016, 12:47:42 AM »
NV to HRC was a blow.
This is not over yet folks.

I think that once AZ is called for Trump, the networks will call it for Trump. I could be wrong though..

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6368 on: November 09, 2016, 12:47:55 AM »
It really is looking like a VZW map


Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6369 on: November 09, 2016, 12:48:15 AM »
NV to HRC was a blow.
This is not over yet folks.
Drudge called it already lol.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6370 on: November 09, 2016, 12:48:21 AM »
All Clinton's supporters are leaving and hopeless! So I take it that Trump is the winner! 244-trump.  215-clinton (Michigan and wisconsin, goes to trump and he's way over! )   
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6371 on: November 09, 2016, 12:48:44 AM »
It really is looking like a VZW map
Poor ATT.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6372 on: November 09, 2016, 12:48:47 AM »


I think that once AZ is called for Trump, the networks will call it for sleeping time!! I could be wrong though..

Please.... (Ftfm)
Money talks...mine says goodbye!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6373 on: November 09, 2016, 12:49:00 AM »
Heard it ~20 yrs ago about Bill...
+1

However I would tell the joke these days that there were 2 fans...

1 for Trump
1 for Hillary....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6374 on: November 09, 2016, 12:49:00 AM »
Money talks...mine says goodbye!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6375 on: November 09, 2016, 12:49:08 AM »
All Clinton's supporters are leaving and hopeless! So I take it that Trump is the winner! 244-trump.  215-clinton (Michigan and wisconsin, goes to trump and he's way over! )   
Way too early to call MI.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6376 on: November 09, 2016, 12:49:11 AM »
What's left according to Google.
Alaska 3
Arizona 11
Maine 4
Michigan 16
Minnesota 10
New Hampshire 4
Pennsylvania 20
Wisconsin 10
And he could win every single one (although MN may be difficult). Wow.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6377 on: November 09, 2016, 12:49:25 AM »
It really is looking like a VZW map


has any election looked like that? (mostly dem. )
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6378 on: November 09, 2016, 12:49:31 AM »
PA is still close. But that and WI will do it.
close but 97% reported

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6379 on: November 09, 2016, 12:50:12 AM »
has any election looked like that? (mostly dem. )
No as Ds are concentrated in urban areas.
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