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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3824999 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6440 on: November 09, 2016, 01:15:59 AM »
wisconsin is mathematically over with googles math

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6441 on: November 09, 2016, 01:17:29 AM »
I just hope he can act normal at his victory speech.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6442 on: November 09, 2016, 01:17:34 AM »
A great ending would be Hillary calling foul and not accepting the results of the election  :-X
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6443 on: November 09, 2016, 01:17:52 AM »
Interesting that there is no discussion of Russia manipulating the results...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6444 on: November 09, 2016, 01:17:58 AM »
Nope.
anyone here think she still has a chance
With all her email scandals surprised she can't work something out with the polls! ;) lol

I think trump should start building that wall now!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6445 on: November 09, 2016, 01:18:06 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6446 on: November 09, 2016, 01:18:20 AM »
I just hope he can act normal at his victory speech.
You'll see a much more normal Trump starting today.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6447 on: November 09, 2016, 01:18:26 AM »
I just hope he can act normal at his victory speech.
Well has he slept in the last 28 hours....
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6448 on: November 09, 2016, 01:18:35 AM »
1 more time

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6449 on: November 09, 2016, 01:18:43 AM »
Interesting that there was no discussion of Russia manipulating the results...

I was thinking about that too. :(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6450 on: November 09, 2016, 01:18:55 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6451 on: November 09, 2016, 01:19:01 AM »
You'll see a much more normal Trump starting today.
Sure. Thats what we were told when he won the primary....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6452 on: November 09, 2016, 01:19:14 AM »
Interesting that there is no discussion of Russia manipulating the results...
The black guy on CNN brought it up.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6453 on: November 09, 2016, 01:20:14 AM »
You'll see a much more normal Trump starting today.

Why? Because he was purposely acting like a wacko just for the campaign?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6454 on: November 09, 2016, 01:21:03 AM »
30 electoral votes left for trump to take that white house!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6456 on: November 09, 2016, 01:21:44 AM »
30 electoral votes left for trump to take that white house!
16, according to FNC.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6457 on: November 09, 2016, 01:21:47 AM »
I just hope he can act normal at his victory speech.
Heh. Where have you been hiding?
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6458 on: November 09, 2016, 01:22:36 AM »
wisconsin is mathematically over with googles math
So is PA

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6459 on: November 09, 2016, 01:22:48 AM »
Heh. Where have you been hiding?

I haven't yet figured out a way to get paid for posting on DDF. Sometimes I actually have work to do.