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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3768963 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6460 on: November 09, 2016, 01:23:02 AM »
It always comes back to the yid. If I were giving a musar schmooze in yeshiva that's what I'd talk about. One yiddel b'chadrei chadarim looks to be memaleh his taaveh, and from that is nishtalshel that a velt traislt zach.
And now looks like this taiveh has had a big effect on the next President.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6461 on: November 09, 2016, 01:23:15 AM »
I just hope he can act normal at his victory speech.
Look back at his acceptance speech during the convention. Excellent speech, acted normal by all definitions.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6462 on: November 09, 2016, 01:23:24 AM »
I haven't yet figured out a way to get paid for posting on DDF. Sometimes I actually have work to do.
Never flown J with miles?
That's payment.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6463 on: November 09, 2016, 01:23:46 AM »
You'll see a much more normal Trump starting today.
I've been hearing that all year long.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6464 on: November 09, 2016, 01:24:06 AM »
538 is calling it a Trump victory in their posts without having "called" it.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6465 on: November 09, 2016, 01:24:33 AM »
Toomey takes PA Senate (not sure if that was posted yet)
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6466 on: November 09, 2016, 01:24:53 AM »
Never flown J with miles?
That's payment.

True true.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6467 on: November 09, 2016, 01:24:59 AM »
I've been hearing that all year long.
It's different now. Watch.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6468 on: November 09, 2016, 01:25:01 AM »
538 is calling it a Trump victory in their posts without having "called" it.
Biggest phony over

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6469 on: November 09, 2016, 01:25:06 AM »
538 is calling it a Trump victory in their posts without having "called" it.
im tired of hearing how hes a prophet

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6470 on: November 09, 2016, 01:25:16 AM »
Kander has conceded to Blunt for senate in MO.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6471 on: November 09, 2016, 01:25:38 AM »
@davidfrum 
On the bright side, 227 years is a really good run for a republic.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6472 on: November 09, 2016, 01:26:39 AM »
google just cant bring themselves to call it

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6473 on: November 09, 2016, 01:28:02 AM »
Fox calls Senate for R's.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6474 on: November 09, 2016, 01:28:10 AM »
Toomey takes PA Senate (not sure if that was posted yet)
And that is control.
R's sweep!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6475 on: November 09, 2016, 01:28:26 AM »
i can't help but picture Julia Louis-Dreyfus screaming and cursing her brains out in Veep after losing the election "How did this happen?"
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6476 on: November 09, 2016, 01:28:33 AM »
Toomey takes PA Senate (not sure if that was posted yet)

Yeah, well, the thinking was to vote R for Senate to balance out the D that was sure to be in the White House. At least that was my cheshbon. I wonder if others thought similarly.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6477 on: November 09, 2016, 01:28:47 AM »
Dan I heard spg is selling the opportunity to announce the last few states and declare the winner! What's your max bid? Lol
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6478 on: November 09, 2016, 01:28:54 AM »
Biggest phony over
He was the only one giving Trump a chance. At the end of the day all he has to work with are polls.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6479 on: November 09, 2016, 01:29:09 AM »
538 is calling it a Trump victory in their posts without having "called" it.
I noticed that. So weird.