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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3829669 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6560 on: November 09, 2016, 02:07:56 AM »
I would say there's no way he wins again but.....
Let's just say that it would be very challenging for him to be more than a one term President for a variety of reasons.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6561 on: November 09, 2016, 02:08:20 AM »
It's so weird...
Usually they try to outdo each other with the breaking news...

Did anyone call officially?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6562 on: November 09, 2016, 02:09:24 AM »
Let's just say that it would be very challenging for him to be more than a one term President for a variety of reasons.
And its equally challenging for him to be elected in the first place.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6563 on: November 09, 2016, 02:09:51 AM »
Let's just say that it would be very challenging for him to be more than a one term President for a variety of reasons.
I agree, my point was just that upsets like today's happen and there's no way to really know what will be 4 years down the line.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6566 on: November 09, 2016, 02:10:53 AM »
AMERICA IS IN LABER! IT'S EITHER A BOY OR GIRL!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6567 on: November 09, 2016, 02:11:22 AM »
A great ending would be Hillary calling foul and not accepting the results of the election  :-X
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6568 on: November 09, 2016, 02:11:29 AM »
So which prison will she be going to? An orange jump suit, or black and white?   
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6569 on: November 09, 2016, 02:11:50 AM »
If Hillary is being a sore loser is trump at least gonna give a victory speech?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6570 on: November 09, 2016, 02:12:33 AM »
Trump now extending his IRS audit for another four years - through 2020

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6571 on: November 09, 2016, 02:12:36 AM »
If Hillary is being a sore loser is trump at least gonna give a victory speech?
Usually they don't. But with Trump...

Did she call to congratulate him?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6572 on: November 09, 2016, 02:12:48 AM »
Wow! Still watching CNN?

The dude says Nixon did the same thing and D's said he had no class!
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6573 on: November 09, 2016, 02:13:33 AM »
And its equally challenging for him to be elected in the first place.
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The next president was likely to face a recession sometime during the next 4 years. The economy (and I'll just use that as a global term for anything related) is in a very challenging situation.

No matter who would have won, there are great chances of a one term presidency.

One would need great policies and near perfect execution in order to manage to be reelected in 2020.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6574 on: November 09, 2016, 02:14:40 AM »

How did you know I look just like that now?

Ok it's night for me

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6575 on: November 09, 2016, 02:15:02 AM »
The last time MI, PA, and WI all went R was 1984 when Reagan's map looked like this:


The last time any one of them went R was 1988 for Bush Sr:
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6576 on: November 09, 2016, 02:15:24 AM »
RCP has 277 for Trump.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6577 on: November 09, 2016, 02:15:26 AM »




One would need great policies and near perfect execution in order to manage to be reelected in 2020.
....or irrationality devoted followers.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6578 on: November 09, 2016, 02:15:45 AM »


-1
The next president was likely to face a recession sometime during the next 4 years. The economy (and I'll just use that as a global term for anything related) is in a very challenging situation.

No matter who would have won, there are great chances of a one term presidency.

One would need great policies and near perfect execution in order to manage to be reelected in 2020.

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Especially with interest rate so low there will be very little that can be done. ( Recessions happen on avg once on 10 years.)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6579 on: November 09, 2016, 02:17:10 AM »
OH maintains its streak of siding with the winner since 1964.
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