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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4815666 times)

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2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6580 on: November 09, 2016, 02:17:39 AM »
A picture is worth a thousand words, or in just one word: Nachas!
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6582 on: November 09, 2016, 02:18:32 AM »
A picture is worth a thousand words, or in just one word Nachas!

Send to the Chareidi papers :D
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6583 on: November 09, 2016, 02:18:55 AM »
NYT shifts from 2012

Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6584 on: November 09, 2016, 02:19:30 AM »
Send to the Chareidi papers :D
Except Mishpacha...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6585 on: November 09, 2016, 02:19:52 AM »
OH maintains its streak of siding with the winner since 1964.
In politics, that is.  ;)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6586 on: November 09, 2016, 02:19:58 AM »
Republicans win all around.

#Trifecta
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6587 on: November 09, 2016, 02:22:02 AM »
Trump about to speak!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6588 on: November 09, 2016, 02:22:40 AM »
Republicans win all around.

#Trifecta
It's are hoping since the VP and Speaker of the house are the closest of friends, they will be able to move everything along.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6589 on: November 09, 2016, 02:22:55 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6590 on: November 09, 2016, 02:22:57 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6594 on: November 09, 2016, 02:25:05 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6596 on: November 09, 2016, 02:25:37 AM »
There goes the Monmouth poll with the 538 A+ rating. IBD again was the most accurate pollsters.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6597 on: November 09, 2016, 02:26:17 AM »
There goes the Monmouth poll with the 538 A+ rating. IBD again was the most accurate pollsters.
538 Biggest faker ever can't stand him

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6598 on: November 09, 2016, 02:26:56 AM »
So was the election rigged?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6599 on: November 09, 2016, 02:27:43 AM »
So was the election rigged?
HRC thinks so