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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3768951 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6620 on: November 09, 2016, 02:34:06 AM »
So who's the new supreme court justice?

Eric Trump

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6621 on: November 09, 2016, 02:34:25 AM »
So who's the new supreme court justice?
Cruz
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6622 on: November 09, 2016, 02:34:33 AM »
Did anyone have money on him? Could have done very well

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6623 on: November 09, 2016, 02:34:39 AM »
Crazy, why they doing this?

maybe they all get paid $200/hr as long as it takes. More hours talking = more money earned.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6624 on: November 09, 2016, 02:35:36 AM »
Did anyone have money on him? Could have done very well

But will lose all that money in the morning when the markets open...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6625 on: November 09, 2016, 02:35:44 AM »
AP just called the election for Trump.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6626 on: November 09, 2016, 02:35:50 AM »
Did anyone have money on him? Could have done very well
Me!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6627 on: November 09, 2016, 02:36:04 AM »
AP just called the election for Trump.

AP/Google are the same
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6628 on: November 09, 2016, 02:36:17 AM »
Did anyone have money on him? Could have done very well
Not directly, but definitely repositioned my portfolio in anticipation of the possibility. The risk/reward was simply too asymmetrical.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6629 on: November 09, 2016, 02:36:22 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6630 on: November 09, 2016, 02:36:52 AM »
What a night.
May Gd bless this nation.

+1.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6631 on: November 09, 2016, 02:36:59 AM »
Me!
I had money against him. But I got even odds, which I would have been stupid not to take.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6632 on: November 09, 2016, 02:37:30 AM »
Did anyone have money on him? Could have done very well

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6633 on: November 09, 2016, 02:37:49 AM »
Why is everybody so shocked? Look at our vote on thus forum. We had Trump winning all the way. We knew he would do it! ;) ;)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6634 on: November 09, 2016, 02:38:22 AM »
Why us everybody do shocked? Look at our vote on thus forum. We had Trump winning all the way. We knew he would do it! ;) ;)

And he also won ocean county by about the adult population of lakewood

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6635 on: November 09, 2016, 02:38:37 AM »
I had money against him. But I got even odds, which I would have been stupid not to take.

If you got even odds against him then you were dumb (sorry) for not also betting for him to win at market rate.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6636 on: November 09, 2016, 02:39:14 AM »
Hillary won the State of NEW SQUARE!  :o

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6637 on: November 09, 2016, 02:39:44 AM »
Interestingly enough. About an hour ago I think they had him with a blue tie.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6638 on: November 09, 2016, 02:39:59 AM »
CNN: Clinton has conceded to Trump!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6639 on: November 09, 2016, 02:40:09 AM »
If you got even odds against him then you were dumb (sorry) for not also betting for him to win at market rate.

Not necessarily (depends what I think his odds were). And I'm also more scared to bet online given what happened to some of the betting sites, such as intrade, recently.