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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1975477 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6700 on: November 09, 2016, 03:13:03 AM »
He doesn't think the country is ready yet for him to declare himself a deity. Give it a couple of days.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6701 on: November 09, 2016, 03:13:46 AM »


CNN India. This is what I've had to endure the entire night/morning

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6702 on: November 09, 2016, 03:21:26 AM »
http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/11/08/john-kasich-speech-american-enterprise-institute/93495856/

Dan, what is your advice to this/your idiot?

He is clearly one of the biggest losers, along with the Bush's and the Romney-Never Trump people.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6703 on: November 09, 2016, 03:26:24 AM »
hachover, I am still waiting for all these nay naysayers here to congrat us!  :P
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6704 on: November 09, 2016, 03:28:19 AM »
hachover, I am still waiting for all these nay naysayers here to congrat us! 
I'd say win the battle, lose the war; but a Clinton victory wouldn't have been winning the war either. Far from it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6705 on: November 09, 2016, 03:28:41 AM »
Was so great to walk through this journey with you - 474 pages. This is just shocking to everyone and I'm actually excited!

Wow - I will forever remember this last 9 hours of history!

G night everyone

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6706 on: November 09, 2016, 03:31:51 AM »
Does anyone remember when FL turned against Trump while in NC she had a growing lead?
10 minutes later the world turned over.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6707 on: November 09, 2016, 03:36:47 AM »
Clinton just took a 200K/3% lead in FL with 71% counted.
This election may be called very shortly if she holds that. There's no real path for Trump without FL.

Start reading from here if you wanna relive this crazy sequence of events

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6708 on: November 09, 2016, 03:40:31 AM »
hachover, I am still waiting for all these nay naysayers here to congrat us!  :P

I've been saying congratulations for a long time. I never thought a trump victory was impossible, but I like most people thought it was very unlikely. I think even Trump himself thought it was unlikely until he won Florida.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6709 on: November 09, 2016, 03:56:28 AM »
Clinton just took a 200K/3% lead in FL with 71% counted.
This election may be called very shortly if she holds that. There's no real path for Trump without FL.

Start reading from here if you wanna relive this crazy sequence of events

Lol... everyone kept going on about FL, but, ultimately, he [likely] wins even without it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6710 on: November 09, 2016, 04:22:17 AM »
Start reading from here if you wanna relive this crazy sequence of events


Lol... everyone kept going on about FL, but, ultimately, he [likely] wins even without it.

It wasn't FL per se, it was the trend that became very evident when FL turned red. FL was the first state that showed us HRC's advantage among blacks, l,atinos and her results w/ white women weren't as strong as we thought. Once FL turned red, most sites pegged DJT's chances of winning close to 50% due to systemic trends that would likely appear in other states (though she did much better among hispanics in most other states).

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6711 on: November 09, 2016, 04:27:31 AM »
And as icing on the cake, DJT just pulled ahead in NH. Ayotte still holds a tiny lead as well, which would be a key win for the republicans since she was the heavy underdog coming in. Republicans could end up with a 53/47 advantage in the senate, which could turn into a 60/40 advantge during the midterms. 
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6712 on: November 09, 2016, 05:03:49 AM »
With Republicans retaining control of the presidency, house, and Senate, Obamacare in mortal peril. One of Obama's last chances at his legacy would be action in the Middle East. He's undoubtedly wounded now by this referendum on his presidency, and has nothing left to lose. The next vote in the UN about Israel may be ugly, if the USA doesn't utilize its security council seat to veto negative action or Palestinian statehood.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6713 on: November 09, 2016, 05:06:12 AM »
With Republicans retaining control of the presidency, house, and Senate, Obamacare in mortal peril. One of Obama's last chances at his legacy would be action in the Middle East. He's undoubtedly wounded now by this referendum on his presidency, and has nothing left to lose. The next vote in the UN about Israel may be ugly, if the USA doesn't utilize its security council seat to veto negative action or Palestinian statehood.

I don't think he wants to be defined as the "palestinian state" president, as much as he hasn't been Israel's biggest friend. Smaller resolutions, sure, he may not be as good to us.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6714 on: November 09, 2016, 05:45:10 AM »
I don't think he wants to be defined as the "palestinian state" president, as much as he hasn't been Israel's biggest friend. Smaller resolutions, sure, he may not be as good to us.
I've read that he has the highest veto rate of Israel resolutions in the UN of any President, ever.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6715 on: November 09, 2016, 05:49:55 AM »
I've read that he has the highest veto rate of Israel resolutions in the UN of any President, ever.

Yup. But there also have been the most wacky Israel resolutions during his terms

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6716 on: November 09, 2016, 06:29:39 AM »
I guess ivanka's trip to the ohel paid off

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6717 on: November 09, 2016, 07:11:01 AM »


Funny, but I can stomache it, unlike when Obama "accidentally" flubbed the oath.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6718 on: November 09, 2016, 07:14:57 AM »
hachover, I am still waiting for all these nay naysayers here to congrat us! 
Congrats! I gotta give it to you, though you were starting to backdown from your strong positio  yourself the past week.
I've been saying congratulations for a long time. I never thought a trump victory was impossible, but I like most people thought it was very unlikely. I think even Trump himself thought it was unlikely until he won Florida.
I did think it was impossible and still can't believe it.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6719 on: November 09, 2016, 07:35:19 AM »
hachover, I am still waiting for all these nay naysayers here to congrat us! 
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