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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3988773 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6720 on: November 09, 2016, 07:55:18 AM »
Can all the never Trumpers accept the result and decide to give the guy chance?

#stillwithher and #notmypresident are trending.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6721 on: November 09, 2016, 08:00:30 AM »
Can all the never Trumpers accept the result and decide to give the guy chance?
I was never a "never Trump" guy but I accept the will of the people 100%. I just hope out of this mess you are all correct on his supreme court picks.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6722 on: November 09, 2016, 08:03:11 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6723 on: November 09, 2016, 08:19:17 AM »
OH maintains its streak of siding with the winner since 1964.

I don't think there is enough ironic laughter in the world to cover that
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6724 on: November 09, 2016, 08:19:41 AM »
Goodbye & good riddance Al, Whoopi, Miley & the rest of y'all
http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/305117-celebs-who-said-theyd-leave-country-if-trump-won#
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6725 on: November 09, 2016, 08:21:50 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6726 on: November 09, 2016, 08:38:31 AM »
I think it was Eric Trump who months ago offered to pay their airfare.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6727 on: November 09, 2016, 08:38:39 AM »
I don't think there is enough ironic laughter in the world to cover that
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6728 on: November 09, 2016, 08:39:22 AM »
So how long until we see his tax returns?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6729 on: November 09, 2016, 08:41:23 AM »
So how long until we see his tax returns?
Are you serious? Why would he release them now?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6730 on: November 09, 2016, 08:43:24 AM »
I was never a "never Trump" guy but I accept the will of the people 100%. I just hope out of this mess you are all correct on his supreme court picks.
I keep asking my friends who are afraid of his appointment, how can it be any worse than what we had before in Scalia?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6731 on: November 09, 2016, 08:57:46 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6732 on: November 09, 2016, 09:00:45 AM »
So how long until we see his tax returns?
Likely never.  I dont think he should release them.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6733 on: November 09, 2016, 09:12:41 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6734 on: November 09, 2016, 09:21:36 AM »
Can all the never Trumpers accept the result and decide to give the guy chance?

#stillwithher and #notmypresident are trending.
I accept the results, and I will give him a chance.

If he puts in 3 solid conservatives on the Supreme Court, I may even one day be happy with the results.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6735 on: November 09, 2016, 09:27:41 AM »
What's Jared and Ivanka's address?

I want every Jewish school to start sending letters there, that she should convince her Papa to free Rubashkin.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6736 on: November 09, 2016, 09:28:17 AM »
I accept the results, and I will give him a chance.

If he puts in 3 solid conservatives on the Supreme Court, I may even one day be happy with the results.

I agree.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6737 on: November 09, 2016, 09:29:33 AM »
Oh this is all worth it just to hear CNN this morning

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« Reply #6739 on: November 09, 2016, 09:33:07 AM »
What's Jared and Ivanka's address?

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