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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771458 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6740 on: November 09, 2016, 09:34:22 AM »
Is Hillary just gonna get away with not giving a concession speech???

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6741 on: November 09, 2016, 09:34:53 AM »
Can all the never Trumpers accept the result and decide to give the guy chance?

#stillwithher and #notmypresident are trending.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6742 on: November 09, 2016, 09:35:10 AM »
Is Hillary just gonna get away with not giving a concession speech???

Isn't she talking in an hour?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6743 on: November 09, 2016, 09:38:09 AM »
Isn't she talking in an hour?
Sometime this morning.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6744 on: November 09, 2016, 09:38:43 AM »
Before people start blaming Clinton's loss on bigotry and chauvinism, take a look at the exit polls 66% of voters felt Trump was not qualified to be President yet he won. Clearly thia election had nothing to do with ability or qualification.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6745 on: November 09, 2016, 09:38:54 AM »
Is this real??
Look at the top right.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6746 on: November 09, 2016, 09:39:14 AM »
You guys do realize that Hillary's concession speech is nothing less than her giving a hesped at her own levaya, yeah? This is all she lived for. Maybe now she will truly live.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6747 on: November 09, 2016, 09:41:50 AM »
Before people start blaming Clinton's loss on bigotry and chauvinism, take a look at the exit polls 66% of voters felt Trump was not qualified to be President yet he won. Clearly thia election had nothing to do with ability or qualification.

538 keeps saying that exit polls were inaccurate across the board.
Supposedly according to exit polls HRC was the winner.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6748 on: November 09, 2016, 09:42:30 AM »
Isn't she talking in an hour?

They said 9:30am EST but it must've been pushed off or canceled.
Rumor has it that she didn't have a concession speech ready.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6749 on: November 09, 2016, 09:47:40 AM »
They said 9:30am EST but it must've been pushed off or canceled.
Rumor has it that she didn't have a concession speech ready.
I read that event starts at 9:30 and speech is 10:30.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6750 on: November 09, 2016, 10:00:34 AM »
What's Jared and Ivanka's address?

I want every Jewish school to start sending letters there, that she should convince her Papa to free Rubashkin.

It's a bit early for that. Iowa gave Trump a lot of support and I don't think he wants to lose that just yet. It also means making lots of enemies.

Hopefully he will do it within the first two years of his presidency.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6751 on: November 09, 2016, 10:08:19 AM »
How long till we get school vouchers in NJ?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6752 on: November 09, 2016, 10:12:38 AM »
For those who say we should switch to popular vote election just know that the race would still be WAY too close to call and we would be heading to MONTHS of NATIONAL recounts and litigation.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6753 on: November 09, 2016, 10:13:38 AM »
For those who say we should switch to popular vote election just know that the race would still be WAY too close to call and we would be heading to MONTHS of NATIONAL recounts and litigation.
Who said that?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6754 on: November 09, 2016, 10:16:31 AM »
For those who say we should switch to popular vote election just know that the race would still be WAY too close to call and we would be heading to MONTHS of NATIONAL recounts and litigation.

Hillary is gonna win the popular vote.
But it's hard to know what the turnout would have been if every vote truly counted.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6755 on: November 09, 2016, 10:16:50 AM »
For those who say we should switch to popular vote election just know that the race would still be WAY too close to call and we would be heading to MONTHS of NATIONAL recounts and litigation.
Doubtful. CA and NY would actually vote and Dems would crush.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6756 on: November 09, 2016, 10:17:50 AM »
Doubtful. CA and NY would actually vote and Dems would crush.
Or the Rs in those states who don't bother would now vote.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6757 on: November 09, 2016, 10:20:51 AM »
Or the Rs in those states who don't bother would now vote.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6758 on: November 09, 2016, 10:20:55 AM »
Or the Rs in those states who don't bother would now vote.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6759 on: November 09, 2016, 10:21:44 AM »
For those who say we should switch to popular vote election just know that the race would still be WAY too close to call and we would be heading to MONTHS of NATIONAL recounts and litigation.

-1. Clinton will win popular vote by over .5pp when all is said and done. Democrats always do better at the end because of the west coast states, and Trump was never expected to carry the popular vote, even when he was predicted to win the electoral. If there's one thing Silver got right, it's the relationship between popular and electoral vote in this race. He always said that if Clinton doesn't win by 2 points, she is in trouble. If she doesn't win by 1 point, she's toast.