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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3827446 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6760 on: November 09, 2016, 10:22:29 AM »
"My 4-year old nephew told me Donald Duck won the election. I think he might be right."
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6761 on: November 09, 2016, 10:24:14 AM »
"My 4-year old nephew told me Donald Duck won the election. I think he might be right."
Isn't there a thread for that? "What kids say"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6762 on: November 09, 2016, 10:24:44 AM »
The Clinton strategy of degrading and dismissing the FBI as a political organization worked.

It's amazing how competent and powerful the Hillary and democratic machine is.

Just makes me more confident her abilities
Oh c'mon. Y'all want some goody two shoes tzulnik like lambpost to run the show?

I want someone who knows how to make moves and get ahead in life. Once her personal success is aligned with the job we should be good to go.
I would probably want her leading a company...

So what is your opinion now on Trump's competence? Against all odds he won a very decisive victory with a map winning states in which no other R would have come close. He did not bother to try and convince those in states he would win or lose anyhow and realized that he could afford to lose the conservative establishment since their spher of influence is almost only in solid states anyhow. By doing that he was able to connect with those in states which mattered capturing the highest union support for an R in many years.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6763 on: November 09, 2016, 10:28:02 AM »
Or the Rs in those states who don't bother would now vote.

I voted McMullin in NY. If my vote counted, it would have been a much, much tougher decision. Even though I was #neverTrump, I don't know if I could have ever actually voted for Clinton.


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6764 on: November 09, 2016, 10:30:17 AM »
So what is your opinion now on Trump's competence? Against all odds he won a very decisive victory with a map winning states in which no other R would have come close.

No one knows that no other R would have won or come close. Clinton was an extremely weak candidate, and trump did well. That doesn't mean another strong R candidate wouldn't have done as well in WI or MI. In exit polls (which aren't that valuable to predict winners but are valuable in evaluating voter sentiment) the outcome was that voters wanted "change," which favors the challenging party.

And his victory wasn't "huge" or "decisive" IMO. He outperformed what peopel expected from him by a large margin, but he still lost the popular vote and won a number of the swing states by well under 1 percent.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6765 on: November 09, 2016, 10:32:48 AM »
What are everyone's thoughts on what the map would have looked like wtih other R candidates. I will start with Kasich.


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6766 on: November 09, 2016, 10:34:21 AM »
What are everyone's thoughts on what the map would have looked like wtih other R candidates. I will start with Kasich.


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6767 on: November 09, 2016, 10:35:25 AM »
No one knows that no other R would have won or come close. Clinton was an extremely weak candidate, and trump did well. That doesn't mean another strong R candidate wouldn't have done as well in WI or MI. In exit polls (which aren't that valuable to predict winners but are valuable in evaluating voter sentiment) the outcome was that voters wanted "change," which favors the challenging party.

And his victory wasn't "huge" or "decisive" IMO. He outperformed what peopel expected from him by a large margin, but he still lost the popular vote and won a number of the swing states by well under 1 percent.
My take is that he won by flipping the rust belt, which means he won because he was perceived to be better for jobs/economy. I don't think that perception was deserved, but which R would have had the same advantage?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6768 on: November 09, 2016, 10:35:37 AM »
No one knows that no other R would have won or come close. Clinton was an extremely weak candidate, and trump did well. That doesn't mean another strong R candidate wouldn't have done as well in WI or MI. In exit polls (which aren't that valuable to predict winners but are valuable in evaluating voter sentiment) the outcome was that voters wanted "change," which favors the challenging party.

And his victory wasn't "huge" or "decisive" IMO. He outperformed what peopel expected from him by a large margin, but he still lost the popular vote and won a number of the swing states by well under 1 percent.

I always believed and still believe that Trump would poll better than the other R's.
The fact that people wanted change is proof that Trump would perform better than the same 'ol establishment R's that the GOP has been churning out every election.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6769 on: November 09, 2016, 10:42:24 AM »
He is already getting to work...


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6770 on: November 09, 2016, 10:43:01 AM »
No one knows that no other R would have won or come close. Clinton was an extremely weak candidate, and trump did well. That doesn't mean another strong R candidate wouldn't have done as well in WI or MI. In exit polls (which aren't that valuable to predict winners but are valuable in evaluating voter sentiment) the outcome was that voters wanted "change," which favors the challenging party.

And his victory wasn't "huge" or "decisive" IMO. He outperformed what peopel expected from him by a large margin, but he still lost the popular vote and won a number of the swing states by well under 1 percent.
It was decisive in the way it needed to be for him to win. He could have lost some of them and still won. Which states could a R have won to do better? This is as close to an electoral landslide as you will get today. If CA, NY, NJ, OR, WA, CT, MA, VT, MD, IL can be called for Dems before election day all that is left are CO, NM, MN, and VA.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6771 on: November 09, 2016, 10:44:58 AM »


It was decisive in the way it needed to be for him to win. He could have lost some of them and still won. Which states could a R have won to do better? This is as close to an electoral landslide as you will get today. If CA, NY, NJ, OR, WA, CT, MA, VT, MD, IL can be called for Dems before election day all that is left are CO, NM, MN, and VA.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6773 on: November 09, 2016, 10:45:37 AM »
No one knows that no other R would have won or come close. Clinton was an extremely weak candidate, and trump did well. That doesn't mean another strong R candidate wouldn't have done as well in WI or MI. In exit polls (which aren't that valuable to predict winners but are valuable in evaluating voter sentiment) the outcome was that voters wanted "change," which favors the challenging party.

And his victory wasn't "huge" or "decisive" IMO. He outperformed what peopel expected from him by a large margin, but he still lost the popular vote and won a number of the swing states by well under 1 percent.
People vote change because they are convinced that change is needed. None of the other Rs could come close to his level of union vote.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6774 on: November 09, 2016, 10:45:51 AM »
Michael Moore was on the money.

"I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I gave it to you straight last summer when I told you that Donald Trump would be the Republican nominee for president. And now I have even more awful, depressing news for you: Donald J. Trump is going to win in November. This wretched, ignorant, dangerous part-time clown and full time sociopath is going to be our next president. President Trump. Go ahead and say the words, ‘cause you’ll be saying them for the next four years: “PRESIDENT TRUMP.”
Never in my life have I wanted to be proven wrong more than I do right now.
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And this is where the math comes in. In 2012, Mitt Romney lost by 64 electoral votes. Add up the electoral votes cast by Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. It’s 64. All Trump needs to do to win is to carry, as he’s expected to do, the swath of traditional red states from Idaho to Georgia (states that’ll never vote for Hillary Clinton), and then he just needs these four rust belt states. He doesn’t need Florida. He doesn’t need Colorado or Virginia. Just Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. And that will put him over the top. This is how it will happen in November."

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6775 on: November 09, 2016, 10:46:02 AM »
He is already getting to work...


Interesting to note that almost all the counties bordering Mexico, including those in Texas, were blue (and have been for least a few elections).

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6776 on: November 09, 2016, 10:47:09 AM »
Who was one of the most correct people in this election? Michael Moore believe it or not.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6777 on: November 09, 2016, 10:47:46 AM »
Interesting to note that almost all the counties bordering Mexico, including those in Texas, were blue (and have been for least a few elections).

until they have voter ID laws......
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6778 on: November 09, 2016, 10:48:14 AM »
stream is finally live for concession speech
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6779 on: November 09, 2016, 10:49:58 AM »
until they have voter ID laws......
Just in case you're serious, they're mostly way too blue for that to seriously be in play.