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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1798428 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6780 on: November 09, 2016, 10:50:33 AM »
stream is finally live for concession speech
It is going to be delay as she overslept.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6781 on: November 09, 2016, 10:50:52 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6782 on: November 09, 2016, 10:51:00 AM »
stream is finally live for concession speech
Link?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6784 on: November 09, 2016, 10:54:41 AM »
Interesting to note that almost all the counties bordering Mexico, including those in Texas, were blue (and have been for least a few elections).

Noticed that. I think that's why trump did well with latinos in florida but poorly in the rest of the country (including those states, such as TX, NM, NV). I think he does poorly with mexicans but not too bad with other latinos.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6785 on: November 09, 2016, 10:55:10 AM »
What is the story with fivethirtyeight.
Is he getting Bashed?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6786 on: November 09, 2016, 10:56:16 AM »
What is the story with fivethirtyeight.
Is he getting Bashed?

He was getting bashed before the election for giving Trump a chance.
I think he deserves props for sticking with the data.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6787 on: November 09, 2016, 10:57:08 AM »
It was decisive in the way it needed to be for him to win. He could have lost some of them and still won. Which states could a R have won to do better? This is as close to an electoral landslide as you will get today. If CA, NY, NJ, OR, WA, CT, MA, VT, MD, IL can be called for Dems before election day all that is left are CO, NM, MN, and VA.

So you're defining "decisive" as by more than one state??? His electoral victory was less than Obama, and his popular margin was significantly worse. Of course he did extremely well, but I wouldn't call his victory "decisive."

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6788 on: November 09, 2016, 10:58:39 AM »
So you're defining "decisive" as by more than one state???
He will likely have won the EC by well over a 10% margin.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6789 on: November 09, 2016, 11:01:03 AM »
He will likely have won the EC by well over a 10% margin.

If that's the criteria, the VAST majority of elections were decisively won.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6790 on: November 09, 2016, 11:08:30 AM »
If that's the criteria, the VAST majority of elections were decisively won.

That's probably true.
It's only surprising because a decisive victory was against the narrative that Trump could only win with one unlikely path.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6791 on: November 09, 2016, 11:12:55 AM »
The biggest Thing you see from the elections is how the media is so corrupt and how false it can be at times! 
 From this election you see how the media is one big fat lie! 

Every paper and news (stations) cast had Clinton in favor and that's why she had better polls! But push comes comes shove look who got the place for office!   ::)
Don't try to be someone else , be who you are because everyone else is taken.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6792 on: November 09, 2016, 11:16:12 AM »
That's probably true.
It's only surprising because a decisive victory was against the narrative that Trump could only win with one unlikely path.

I agree with this

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6793 on: November 09, 2016, 11:19:40 AM »
What's the delay on this concession speech?
Don't ask stupid questions and you won't get stupid answers

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6794 on: November 09, 2016, 11:20:48 AM »
I like that Ryan is now trying to bandaid his relationship with Trump now