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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1796882 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6795 on: November 09, 2016, 11:20:51 AM »
What's the delay on this concession speech?
She's taking a nap.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #6796 on: November 09, 2016, 11:20:57 AM »
if the Donald becomes president, we will have the ugliest president in the white house for the last 50 years

Lol
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6797 on: November 09, 2016, 11:21:07 AM »
Interesting note: If (big if) the Johnson vote would have gone to Trump he would have won these states as well.

NM, CO, MN, ME and the close ones wouldn't be.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6798 on: November 09, 2016, 11:23:14 AM »
Oh please.
Polls showed more HRC voters going for Johnson than DJT voters.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6799 on: November 09, 2016, 11:24:31 AM »
Looks like it's about to start

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6800 on: November 09, 2016, 11:25:38 AM »
I like that Ryan is now trying to bandaid his relationship with Trump now

Should be easy, hes a businessman, he gets along with everyone. Especially since he will see himself as ryan's boss.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6801 on: November 09, 2016, 11:26:19 AM »
Oh please.
Polls showed more HRC voters going for Johnson than DJT voters.
Yup. Mcmullin prob took away more trump votes, but Johnson didn't.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6802 on: November 09, 2016, 11:26:38 AM »
If that's the criteria, the VAST majority of elections were decisively won.
That is fine. Obama was definitely decisive but was a larger margin. NeverTrump is probably what stood between him and a nowadays landslide. I don't think a Reagan style one can happen with today's map.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6803 on: November 09, 2016, 11:30:04 AM »
Looks like it's about to start
Watching it on CNN. They are bawling :'(.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6804 on: November 09, 2016, 11:30:19 AM »
Trump's first act as president should be to call the Queen and ask her to please consider gifting the bust of Winston Churchill back to the White House.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6805 on: November 09, 2016, 11:30:28 AM »
What's the delay on this concession speech?
This is like a Jewish wedding.
Exactly 1 hour late.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6806 on: November 09, 2016, 11:31:26 AM »
Oh please.
Polls showed more HRC voters going for Johnson than DJT voters.

and that vote difference is what cost her key states like PA. The 140,000 votes that went to Johnson could have gone to her and then she'd get the 20 point of PA from Trump where he'd be at 'only' 259 electorates.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6807 on: November 09, 2016, 11:31:39 AM »
Look at Podesta, Sullivan etc.  :'( :'( :'( :'(. They're all going to jail?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6808 on: November 09, 2016, 11:32:48 AM »
Look at Podesta, Sullivan etc.  :'( :'( :'( :'(. They're all going to jail?
that guy. cant stand him, and what he stands for.

and why doesnt this concession speech start? dont they realize i got work to do? >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6809 on: November 09, 2016, 11:35:28 AM »
that guy. cant stand him, and what he stands for.

and why doesnt this concession speech start? dont they realize i got work to do? >:(

finally starting!
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