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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3828759 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6940 on: November 09, 2016, 02:12:18 PM »
Whats better?

Cubs win after 108 years or crazy unexpected Trump win?

Or for other folks, whats worse?

Indians loss or Hillary lossTrump win?
FTFY. Don't think anyone here is to broken up over Hillary losing in and of itself.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6941 on: November 09, 2016, 02:13:05 PM »
Come January 20, it will be the first day in 10 years of Netanyahu being prime minister, that he will finally be able to deal with a Republican administration. It's remarkable that in all his years and different terms, that he always needed to deal with democrats.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6942 on: November 09, 2016, 02:16:17 PM »
Epic tantrum.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2016/11/the_democratic_party_establishment_is_finished_after_trump.html

This Trump dude put these guys in their place BIG LEAGUE.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6943 on: November 09, 2016, 02:16:49 PM »
FTFY. Don't think anyone here is to broken up over Hillary losing in and of itself.
Yup.
The Hillary loss is great. The Trump win is what makes many of us nervous.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6944 on: November 09, 2016, 02:18:47 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6945 on: November 09, 2016, 02:19:54 PM »
Scroll down to read some of the rest. It's unreal! (for example: Don't move to Canada, move to a swing state)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6947 on: November 09, 2016, 02:20:49 PM »
Exgingi posted it a few post above yours
I saw that, I'm just trying to help you out to figure out how to take a screenshot

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6948 on: November 09, 2016, 02:23:24 PM »
Yup.
The Hillary loss is great. The Trump win is what makes many of us nervous.
I just can't stop myself from drawing the analogy to Haman coming to Achashveirosh with all his arrogance asking to hang Mordechai. (and as pointed out by others: קלינטון is gematria העמלקי)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6949 on: November 09, 2016, 02:28:39 PM »


I just can't stop myself from drawing the analogy to Haman coming to Achashveirosh with all his arrogance asking to hang Mordechai. (and as pointed out by others: קלינטון is gematria העמלקי)

What now? Can I get the full version of the analogy?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6950 on: November 09, 2016, 02:32:40 PM »
Parsing through the OH exit poll.
Interesting that Trump actually did better with the educated.
Main thing is that 45% of the electorate's primary quality they wanted in a candidate was change. That's what won it for Trump in 2016 like for Obama in 2008.
http://www.cnn.com/election/results/exit-polls/ohio/president

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6952 on: November 09, 2016, 02:33:58 PM »

What now? Can I get the full version of the analogy?
Nothing special, just the super arrogant getting a מפלה and egg all over their face.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6953 on: November 09, 2016, 02:34:51 PM »
More than half the OH electorate thought Obamacare went too far:
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6954 on: November 09, 2016, 02:37:17 PM »
More than half the OH electorate thought Obamacare went too far:

What does this say about the 43% that either thought it didn't go far enough or was just about right? And what did the missing 4% think? In which group was Kasich?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6955 on: November 09, 2016, 02:37:57 PM »
Heh:
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6956 on: November 09, 2016, 02:37:59 PM »
Thread summary:

Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, aygart, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6957 on: November 09, 2016, 02:39:00 PM »
A whopping 66% cared about the private server:
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6958 on: November 09, 2016, 02:39:53 PM »
...
(Missing anything?)
Some honorable mention to Michael Moore and Scott Adams.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6959 on: November 09, 2016, 02:40:36 PM »
A whopping 66% cared about the private server:

Anything there about their thoughts about arrogance?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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