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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1497615 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6975 on: November 09, 2016, 03:01:49 PM »
Some honorable mention to Michael Moore and Scott Adams.

Cognitive dissonance
I wasn't shocked. I said the whole time that he had a legit path to victory.
Should be some crow mixed in there...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6976 on: November 09, 2016, 03:02:29 PM »
I think the tilt was more from the pre-election polls.
They were quoting the exits especially the demographics.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6977 on: November 09, 2016, 03:03:06 PM »
MI within 15,000 votes with 100% reported and NH with 1500 with 100% reported.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6978 on: November 09, 2016, 03:04:15 PM »
MI within 15,000 votes with 100% reported and NH with 1500 with 100% reported.
Probably both trigger recounts.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6979 on: November 09, 2016, 03:04:36 PM »
You got it wrong. It's not a caring attitude, it's a condescending one!
I don't think so, she truly cares about minorities and gays, and wants the country to swing left next election. She feels this is how she can help them.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6980 on: November 09, 2016, 03:05:30 PM »
Added.
lol, but I only said he COULD with a narrow path, they said he WOULD.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6981 on: November 09, 2016, 03:06:47 PM »
lol, but I only said he COULD with a narrow path, they said he WOULD.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6982 on: November 09, 2016, 03:09:06 PM »
I don't think so, she truly cares about minorities and gays, and wants the country to swing left next election. She feels this is how she can help them.

I don't care if you agree with the views or not, but I don't see any R's moving just for the purpose of helping people politically in swing states.

You really believe that?
She believes in whatever gets herself elected.
She was anti-gay until the numbers changed her views.
Same with any of her boring, populist, positions.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6984 on: November 09, 2016, 03:11:11 PM »
A pardon on first day of office would be a very audacious move for a new president. Not sure how reasonable of a request it is.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6985 on: November 09, 2016, 03:11:55 PM »
I wasn't shocked. I said the whole time that he had a legit path to victory.
I called landslide which it pretty much was

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6986 on: November 09, 2016, 03:12:25 PM »
You really believe that?
She believes in whatever gets herself elected.
She was anti-gay until the numbers changed her views.
Same with any of her boring, populist, positions.
Who's she?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6987 on: November 09, 2016, 03:12:57 PM »
I called landslide which it pretty much was
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6988 on: November 09, 2016, 03:15:02 PM »
I don't think so, she truly cares about minorities and gays, and wants the country to swing left next election. She feels this is how she can help them.

I don't care if you agree with the views or not, but I don't see any R's moving just for the purpose of helping people politically in swing states.

You don't see how that is condescending?

Let me translate, for you: Other people don't know what's good and right, I really do, so I'm going to make sure that everyone follows what I believe to be right, whether they like it or not. And those "minorities and gays", oh they are different, they need special help.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6989 on: November 09, 2016, 03:15:44 PM »
Who's she?

I'm talking about my friend on FB are you talking about Hilary?
You should: a. choose your friends carefully, b. consider going off FB.
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