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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1497619 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6990 on: November 09, 2016, 03:17:00 PM »
I called landslide which it pretty much was
Um, no.
It was not even close to one.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6991 on: November 09, 2016, 03:17:45 PM »
You don't see how that is condescending?

Let me translate, for you: Other people don't know what's good and right, I really do, so I'm going to make sure that everyone follows what I believe to be right, whether they like it or not. And those "minorities and gays", oh they are different, they need special help.

BTW, if you think about it, ARROGANCE = כפירה.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6992 on: November 09, 2016, 03:17:54 PM »
I called landslide which it pretty much was
Losing the popular vote can't be called a landslide in my book.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6993 on: November 09, 2016, 03:18:14 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6994 on: November 09, 2016, 03:18:24 PM »

Let me translate, for you: Other people don't know what's good and right, I really do, so I'm going to make sure that everyone follows what I believe to be right, whether they like it or not. And those "minorities and gays", oh they are different, they need special help.

BTW, if you think about it, ARROGANCE = כפירה.
You don't see how that is condescending?

You should: a. choose your friends carefully, b. consider going off FB.

You don't see how that is condescending?
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2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6995 on: November 09, 2016, 03:21:01 PM »
HISTORY OF US PRESIDENTS:

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6996 on: November 09, 2016, 03:24:07 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6997 on: November 09, 2016, 03:24:52 PM »


HISTORY OF US PRESIDENTS:


couldn't put this one in for good old Abe? (Ant to break up the monotony)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6998 on: November 09, 2016, 03:26:44 PM »
So shluchim are arrogant and condescending, just getting my facts straight.
Let's not go there, but some of them most definitely are (not towards the people in their place of shlichus - they are a vessel for their פרנסה) but towards non-shluchim, or sometimes other shluchim.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6999 on: November 09, 2016, 03:27:17 PM »
i just read in jerusalem post that trump invited netanyahu "to meet him in the UNTIED states at the earliest oppurtunuty" I wonder if that was a careless spelling oversight or not.... :o :o :o
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7000 on: November 09, 2016, 03:27:24 PM »
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7001 on: November 09, 2016, 03:28:32 PM »
Let's not go there, but some of them most definitely are (not towards the people in their place of shlichus - they are a vessel for their פרנסה) but towards non-shluchim, or sometimes other shluchim.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7002 on: November 09, 2016, 03:30:23 PM »


Did you really miss the analogy? Some shluchim say....

  For the record that is what you believe right?

FTFY
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7003 on: November 09, 2016, 03:31:20 PM »

FTFY
Nope, he doesn't know my friend at all and made a gross generalization, so I can only assume he believes that about everyone doing something similar.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7004 on: November 09, 2016, 03:32:16 PM »

couldn't put this one in for good old Abe? (Ant to break up the monotony)
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