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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3827965 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7000 on: November 09, 2016, 03:27:24 PM »
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7001 on: November 09, 2016, 03:28:32 PM »
Let's not go there, but some of them most definitely are (not towards the people in their place of shlichus - they are a vessel for their פרנסה) but towards non-shluchim, or sometimes other shluchim.
Did you really miss the analogy? Shluchim say 
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7002 on: November 09, 2016, 03:30:23 PM »


Did you really miss the analogy? Some shluchim say....

  For the record that is what you believe right?

FTFY
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7003 on: November 09, 2016, 03:31:20 PM »

FTFY
Nope, he doesn't know my friend at all and made a gross generalization, so I can only assume he believes that about everyone doing something similar.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7004 on: November 09, 2016, 03:32:16 PM »

couldn't put this one in for good old Abe? (Ant to break up the monotony)
Fixed

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2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7005 on: November 09, 2016, 03:35:03 PM »
Make it more interesting

HISTORY OF US PRESIDENTS:

« Last Edit: November 09, 2016, 03:39:47 PM by Super Speed »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7006 on: November 09, 2016, 03:36:30 PM »
bathtub for taft please
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7007 on: November 09, 2016, 03:37:15 PM »
Make it more interesting

HISTORY OF US PRESIDENTS:



What does an apple have to do with George Washington?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7008 on: November 09, 2016, 03:38:54 PM »
What does an apple have to do with George Washington?
probably meant to do a cherry
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7009 on: November 09, 2016, 03:39:25 PM »
Nope, he doesn't know my friend at all and made a gross generalization, so I can only assume he believes that about everyone doing something similar.
True, I don't know your friend. And if she's not that arrogant and condescending, she's simply naive (as the old saying goes: a young capitalist has no heart, and old socialist has no brain). I've heard a good line from Rush Limbaugh years ago: liberalism is all about symbolism over substance.

As far as Shluchim, I didn't miss what you were trying to say one bit. I honestly think that most Shluchim don't feel that way. ("Other people don't know what's good and right, I really do, so I'm going to make sure that everyone follows what I believe to be right, whether they like it or not.")

I believe this is not at all the Rebbe's shitta!

A shliach is there to bring yiddishkeit to people, not to force it on anyone, and definitely not to force a minority (or even a slight majority) way of life, even if it's right, on the entire population.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7010 on: November 09, 2016, 03:39:41 PM »
HISTORY OF US PRESIDENTS:



FTFY:
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7011 on: November 09, 2016, 03:40:52 PM »
Make it more interesting

HISTORY OF US PRESIDENTS:


We need a young face there for Kennedy and for Clinton 1st term. You can also put Obama there twice, once with black hair, and the second with grey hair.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7012 on: November 09, 2016, 03:41:33 PM »
Do not underestimate the importance of The Trump Organization's Chief Attorney Jason Dov Greenblatt who is the official advisor on Israeli affairs. (Just found out he is my shvigger's cousin)
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7013 on: November 09, 2016, 03:42:30 PM »
Do not underestimate the importance of The Trump Organization's Chief Attorney Jason Dov Greenblatt who is the official advisor on Israeli affairs. (Just found out he is my shvigger's cousin)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7014 on: November 09, 2016, 03:44:12 PM »
True, I don't know your friend.
Thanks for clearing that up. As I said i think she really believes she just helping people. She'll probably work for immigrants helping them get citizenship here.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7015 on: November 09, 2016, 03:44:29 PM »
אחות לנו בבית המלך
It is of course a double edged sword and we need to ALWAYS keep in mind that He is the one who pulls the strings.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7016 on: November 09, 2016, 03:48:40 PM »
for Clinton

If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7017 on: November 09, 2016, 03:52:32 PM »
Trump nominates Judge Judy for the Supreme Court

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7019 on: November 09, 2016, 03:53:33 PM »
Do not underestimate the importance of The Trump Organization's Chief Attorney Jason Dov Greenblatt who is the official advisor on Israeli affairs. (Just found out he is my shvigger's cousin)
Or his cousin's SIL.
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