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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771208 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7040 on: November 09, 2016, 04:50:27 PM »
Got to love this:

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7041 on: November 09, 2016, 04:53:09 PM »
Ya'll can keep ripping on Kasich.
I'll just keep enjoying the massive tax cuts he's been delivering to us every year :)
Hope Trump will do the same :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7042 on: November 09, 2016, 04:53:52 PM »
My personal feelings about BHO is that he is a good guy. I like him when he drives around with Seinfeld and drinks coffee. He would be a cool talk show host. Maybe that's something he will do in the future if it weren't such a step down. But he was not an effective president. He had an artificial rise to prominence based on his personality, his race and, a promise to push the country hard and fast to the left which the MSM got fully behind. When the pendulum swings that wide, it's just bound to swing back the other way. And that's how I think we got Trump. Liberals pushed the country way too far than was comfortable for the average American. They got push back. Now we've got this reality TV star as a President.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7043 on: November 09, 2016, 04:54:49 PM »
Where can I watch the last night unfolding from CNN?

I watched it live but I'd love to watch it again. The results as they were coming smashing into their faces.
Probably can bittorrent it, but
Start reading from here if you wanna relive this crazy sequence of events
Clinton just took a 200K/3% lead in FL with 71% counted.
This election may be called very shortly if she holds that. There's no real path for Trump without FL.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7044 on: November 09, 2016, 04:57:53 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7045 on: November 09, 2016, 04:59:19 PM »
Nope, no mention of G-d at all. Most unreligious POTUS in history.
That's only if you consider someone who believes in himself like BHO does, to be religious.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7046 on: November 09, 2016, 05:02:33 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7047 on: November 09, 2016, 05:02:45 PM »
My personal feelings about BHO is that he is a good guy. I like him when he drives around with Seinfeld and drinks coffee. He would be a cool talk show host. Maybe that's something he will do in the future if it weren't such a step down. But he was not an effective president. He had an artificial rise to prominence based on his personality, his race and, a promise to push the country hard and fast to the left which the MSM got fully behind. When the pendulum swings that wide, it's just bound to swing back the other way. And that's how I think we got Trump. Liberals pushed the country way too far than was comfortable for the average American. They got push back. Now we've got this reality TV star as a President.

BHO is a divisive ideologue who is a master at making people think he's a good guy, from the innocent faces to the tears.

He is a performer just like Trump, but better behaved.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7048 on: November 09, 2016, 05:08:23 PM »
Losers:
The Bush family
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7049 on: November 09, 2016, 05:09:01 PM »
My personal feelings about BHO is that he is a good guy.

Smart? Yes.
Capable? Yes.
Talented? Yes.
Great Orator? Yes.

Good? ? ? ? How so?
By deliberately lying in order to pass shove Obamacare down our collective throats?
By appointing multiple Czars?
His foreign policy?
His economic policy? (aka crony capitalism)

He definitely did mellow from his first term to the second, but I couldn't call him good.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7050 on: November 09, 2016, 05:14:17 PM »
Excellent analysis of MSM reaction by James Taranto
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7051 on: November 09, 2016, 05:17:43 PM »
Guys I don't know why you hate on Kasich, he'll vote Trump in 2024 apparently he's living with an 8 year delay.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7052 on: November 09, 2016, 05:22:51 PM »
Guys I don't know why you hate on Kasich, he'll vote Trump in 2024 apparently he's living with an 8 year delay.
Who said hate?

Voting for Trump in 2024 is just as bad as voting for McCain in 2016.

Besides, while I'm happy for Dan and all other Ohioans that benefit from tax cuts and school vouchers, the guy doesn't seem to be the brightest, and definitely is an expert in making a fool of himself.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7053 on: November 09, 2016, 05:30:00 PM »
Lots of people and media drawing parallels to Brexit, reminds me of http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=63630.msg1498333#msg1498333
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7054 on: November 09, 2016, 05:35:29 PM »
CNN: NH senate seat goes to the Ds.
After LAs runoff that likely means 52 R/48 D.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7055 on: November 09, 2016, 05:36:45 PM »
Besides, while I'm happy for Dan and all other Ohioans that benefit from tax cuts and school vouchers, the guy doesn't seem to be the brightest, and definitely is an expert in making a fool of himself.
Better off with a bright person who gets nothing (or worse) done or a not bright person who gets things like no taxes for small business owners, lower taxes for all, and school vouchers done?

But by all means. Enjoy Cuomo and keep mocking OH for enjoying Kasich.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7057 on: November 09, 2016, 06:10:00 PM »
CNN guy said it's a symbol of faith. @JTZ can you confirm?
It can mean royalty and is also associated with the season of Lent (fasting, prayer, and penitence).
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7058 on: November 09, 2016, 06:13:28 PM »
It can mean royalty and is also associated with the season of Lent (fasting, prayer, and penitence).
I thought Lent is the time leading up to Easter.

So what was it? Why did they wear purple? Royalty (another sign of their arrogance)? Unity (blue and red)? Prayer and penitence?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7059 on: November 09, 2016, 06:19:23 PM »
I thought Lent is the time leading up to Easter.
Correct.

Why do we assume it was religious related? Isn't purple also associated with unity?
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