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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7420 on: November 10, 2016, 06:55:41 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 10, 2016, 06:53:24 PM
Lets try and be open minded here. When someone wants to deport 11 million people and stop Muslims coming into this country can't you see why some would see this as racism? I am not asking if you believe it is racism.
I understand why they think it's racism. They don't understand why I think it's not.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7421 on: November 10, 2016, 06:56:55 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 10, 2016, 06:49:51 PM
Is it fair to assume that no one hear would ever approve of a 20 something version of Trump marrying someone you care about?

Depends on the pre-nup. It would only be for 10 years or so.

Okay, that's an awful joke.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7422 on: November 10, 2016, 06:57:56 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 10, 2016, 06:55:41 PM
They don't understand why I think it's not.
That is why most forums don't allow political discussions.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7423 on: November 10, 2016, 06:58:46 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 10, 2016, 06:55:41 PM
I understand why they think it's racism. They don't understand why I think it's not.
Half his problem is just the way he speaks.  If he can't fix that well have half the country hating him so intensely for the next 4 years.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7424 on: November 10, 2016, 06:59:49 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 10, 2016, 06:45:42 PM
To bad their are not women joining in on this conversation. I would love to hear their view of Trump.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7425 on: November 10, 2016, 07:01:02 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 10, 2016, 06:59:49 PM

If they had a college degree they'd be able to identify misogyny.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7426 on: November 10, 2016, 07:01:37 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 10, 2016, 07:01:02 PM
If they had a college degree they'd be able to identify misogyny.
LOL
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7427 on: November 10, 2016, 07:03:34 PM »
Quote from: sky121 on November 10, 2016, 06:58:46 PM
Half his problem is just the way he speaks.  If he can't fix that well have half the country hating him so intensely for the next 4 years.

Haters gonna hate.
If Trump does everything right and always remains presidential (which I don't think is remotely likely), can you imagine the left making a 180?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7428 on: November 10, 2016, 07:06:39 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 10, 2016, 06:47:13 PM
I don't feel horrible. I am holding out hope that he will nominate true conservative judges.
Not the judges the talk of his cabinet and staff sounds very conservative of that comes to play it would be great. Certainly wouldn't have happened with Rubio or kasich
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7429 on: November 10, 2016, 07:07:37 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on November 10, 2016, 07:03:34 PM
Haters gonna hate.
If Trump does everything right and always remains presidential (which I don't think is remotely likely), can you imagine the left making a 180?
I think he will be presidential, for the most part. Of course, there will be no 180°.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7430 on: November 10, 2016, 07:08:01 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on November 10, 2016, 07:03:34 PM
Haters gonna hate.
If Trump does everything right and always remains presidential (which I don't think is remotely likely), can you imagine the left making a 180?
Here's a prediction: In two months from now, we'll all be shocked at how normal a person Trump is. In six months from now, we'll almost have forgotten the crazy campaign season of 2016.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7431 on: November 10, 2016, 07:09:48 PM »
Iyh
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« Reply #7432 on: November 10, 2016, 07:10:17 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7433 on: November 10, 2016, 07:10:25 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 10, 2016, 07:08:01 PM
Here's a prediction: In two months from now, we'll all be shocked at how normal a person Trump is. In six months from now, we'll almost have forgotten the crazy campaign season of 2016.
Agreed.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7434 on: November 10, 2016, 07:14:29 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 10, 2016, 06:45:42 PM
To bad their are not women joining in on this conversation. I would love to hear their view of Trump.
I think he is, as someone said above, deplorable and a bad hombre. I think he is a predator and while I understand why some may have chosen to vote for him despite this, I can't understand why anyone would defend him or try to twist his words around to pretend he didn't say what he did
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7435 on: November 10, 2016, 07:15:15 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 10, 2016, 07:08:01 PM
Here's a prediction: In two months from now, we'll all be shocked at how normal a person Trump is. In six months from now, we'll almost have forgotten the crazy campaign season of 2016.

Would be amazing.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7436 on: November 10, 2016, 07:16:59 PM »
Quote from: cholent on November 10, 2016, 07:14:29 PM
I think he is, as someone said above, deplorable and a bad hombre. I think he is a predator and while I understand why some may have chosen to vote for him despite this, I can't understand why anyone would defend him or try to twist his words around to pretend he didn't say what he did
I think we can all agree the silver lining of this election is all the great derogatory terminology we have added to our vocabulary.
Basket of Deplorables
Bad Hombres
Basement Dwellers
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7437 on: November 10, 2016, 07:19:10 PM »
I'll also add that my Filipino co-workers weren't too happy. He called Filipinos animals
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7438 on: November 10, 2016, 07:19:10 PM »
Quote from: zale on November 10, 2016, 03:52:52 PM
Ok, now ask him to report this story as a show of good faith:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/10/man-severely-beaten-by-mob-shouting-you-voted-trump-6248405/

I don't see this story on CBS, NBC or ABC. I don't see it in the NYT or WP or AP.
But I did hear a report of an alleged case of high school kids who were apparently emboldened by Trumps victory and taunting black students.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7439 on: November 10, 2016, 07:19:41 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 10, 2016, 07:08:01 PM
Here's a prediction: In two months from now, we'll all be shocked at how normal a person Trump is. In six months from now, we'll almost have forgotten the crazy campaign season of 2016.
I hope so. Part of that is in his hands.
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