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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3823724 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7440 on: November 10, 2016, 07:29:34 PM »
I hope so. Part of that is in his hands.
Of course!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7441 on: November 10, 2016, 07:32:00 PM »
He called Filipinos animals
As far as I can see it never happened. It seems he included a specific immigrant who was convicted of terrorism in a bundle of such immigrant who he called animals.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7442 on: November 10, 2016, 07:35:15 PM »
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/11/09/sorry-uncovering-americas-racist-underbelly-wasnt-why-trump-won-commentary.html

Great quote from there:
You know the financial uncertainty you felt last night when you saw the Dow futures crash down by 750 points? That's the kind of emotion millions of your fellow Americans have been feeling every night for years even though they're not "poor" or even necessarily unemployed.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7443 on: November 10, 2016, 07:35:42 PM »
As far as I can see it never happened. It seems he included a specific immigrant who was convicted of terrorism in a bundle of such immigrant who he called animals.
Actually it did happen. He included the Philippines in a list of nations that we shouldn't allow immigrants from, finishing by saying "we're dealing with animals"
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7444 on: November 10, 2016, 07:39:01 PM »
Actually it did happen. He included the Philippines in a list of nations that we shouldn't allow immigrants from, finishing by saying "we're dealing with animals"
Can you find for me the exact quote? What I have seen online leads me to believe that you are seeing a mischaracterization of his words. Even the way you are saying it now does not sound like he called filipinos animal but said we are dealing with animals who are coming in among filipinos.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7445 on: November 10, 2016, 07:42:14 PM »
Day 1 in Trump's America:

https://twitter.com/i/moments/796417517157830656

Warning: language

This is damn scary.

Sorry to sound like a jerk but POIDH.
I remember all too well 2000-2008 when the liberals had "Bush Derangement Syndrom." They imagine stuff. I know, I sound like a jerk.

I saw a video of black-on-white violence in the name of the election results. Show me videos of these incidents though. I mean, everyone has a phone today. Everyone. Show me the videos.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7446 on: November 10, 2016, 07:44:08 PM »
I can't understand his defenders.

I get why you voted for him. I get while you're (naively, IMHO) hopeful that he'll drain the swamp. I get why you're thrilled Hillary lost.
But this isn't a good man.
I think people feel the need to defend him now that they are being called racists, bigots, etc. by extension for voting for him.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7447 on: November 10, 2016, 07:46:40 PM »
the fact that all the racist groups support him does not make him a racist just like Russia's support doesn't make him a dictator. the fact that he talks like a ----, big deal!! do you really think any other goy is better?? the fact that he sais he gropes women...., they are all just jealous of him and deep down wish they were capable of doing it... take almost every president bact 10 years before their presidency i'm sure they talked the same way without the recording...(Obama for example). all in all hes a very smart sharp capable man that i'm happy he is president.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7448 on: November 10, 2016, 07:48:23 PM »
the fact that all the racist groups support him does not make him a racist just like Russia's support doesn't make him a dictator. the fact that he talks like a ----, big deal!! do you really think any other goy is better?? the fact that he sais he gropes women...., they are all just jealous of him and deep down wish they were capable of doing it... take almost every president bact 10 years before their presidency i'm sure they talked the same way without the recording...(Obama for example). all in all hes a very smart sharp capable man that i'm happy he is president.

Actually, Obama seems to be a mentsch in this area. They dug up whatever they could on him and never so much as a whisper of an accusation that he had a weakness in this specific area.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7449 on: November 10, 2016, 07:48:52 PM »
the fact that he talks like a ----, big deal!! do you really think any other goy is better??
Yes
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7450 on: November 10, 2016, 07:49:42 PM »
do you really think any other goy is better??
You mean compared to a Jew, absolutely.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7451 on: November 10, 2016, 07:50:06 PM »
Actually, Obama seems to be a mentsch in this area. They dug up whatever they could on him and never so much as a whisper of an accusation that he had a weakness in this specific area.
dont be so naive... all the goyim are basically the same...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7452 on: November 10, 2016, 07:50:30 PM »
Actually, Obama seems to be a mentsch in this area. They dug up whatever they could on him and never so much as a whisper of an accusation that he had a weakness in this specific area.
Lets keep the facts out of this thread.  ;)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7453 on: November 10, 2016, 07:54:16 PM »
the fact that all the racist groups support him does not make him a racist just like Russia's support doesn't make him a dictator. the fact that he talks like a ----, big deal!! do you really think any other goy is better?? the fact that he sais he gropes women...., they are all just jealous of him and deep down wish they were capable of doing it... take almost every president bact 10 years before their presidency i'm sure they talked the same way without the recording...(Obama for example). all in all hes a very smart sharp capable man that i'm happy he is president.
Sorry Joe but the level of intelligence in this discussion just declined.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7454 on: November 10, 2016, 07:54:47 PM »
dont be so naive... all the goyim are basically the same...

You clearly didn't learn this week's Chumash.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7455 on: November 10, 2016, 07:55:03 PM »
dont be so naive... all the goyim are basically the same...
Poster child for the anti-Semite groups.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7456 on: November 10, 2016, 07:55:08 PM »
Actually, Obama seems to be a mentsch in this area. They dug up whatever they could on him and never so much as a whisper of an accusation that he had a weakness in this specific area.
Absolutely. Credit where credit is due.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7457 on: November 10, 2016, 07:56:34 PM »
Sorry Joe but the level of intelligence in this discussion just declined.
By your post  :P

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7458 on: November 10, 2016, 07:58:19 PM »
By your post  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7459 on: November 10, 2016, 07:59:29 PM »
I'm rubber you're glue.... Na na na na na
I know you are, but what am I?