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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 2036733 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7460 on: November 10, 2016, 08:00:07 PM »
Congrats to Jared Kushner, Chief of Staff. You can take it to the bank!  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7461 on: November 10, 2016, 08:05:27 PM »
the fact that all the racist groups support him does not make him a racist just like Russia's support doesn't make him a dictator. the fact that he talks like a ----, big deal!! do you really think any other goy is better?? the fact that he sais he gropes women...., they are all just jealous of him and deep down wish they were capable of doing it... take almost every president bact 10 years before their presidency i'm sure they talked the same way without the recording...(Obama for example). all in all hes a very smart sharp capable man that i'm happy he is president.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7462 on: November 10, 2016, 08:07:16 PM »
Congrats to Jared Kushner, Chief of Staff. You can take it to the bank!  :)
Pretty sure someone already mentioned that upthread. No, I wasn't referring to Jared Fogel.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7463 on: November 10, 2016, 08:08:06 PM »
The age minimum to post on DDF is 6.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7464 on: November 10, 2016, 08:08:27 PM »
The age minimum to post on DDF is 6.
...and 8:00pm is bedtime for 6 and under so we should be OK for the rest of the night.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7465 on: November 10, 2016, 08:09:43 PM »
Pretty sure someone already mentioned that upthread. No, I wasn't referring to Jared Fogel.
Mentioning something and giving a guarantee is different. This is going to be HUGE!  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7466 on: November 10, 2016, 08:10:28 PM »
Mentioning something and giving a guarantee is different. This is going to be HUGE!  :)

Ummm, I won't mention the fact that you guaranteed other stuff on this very thread...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7467 on: November 10, 2016, 08:11:00 PM »
...and 8:00pm is bedtime for 6 and under so we should be OK for the rest of the night.
now that trump is president, kids have no bed time...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7468 on: November 10, 2016, 08:11:00 PM »
WWOOOOFFFFFF
Are you one of those who heard the dog whistles?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7469 on: November 10, 2016, 08:23:26 PM »
Is it fair to assume that no one hear would ever approve of a 20 something version of Trump marrying someone you care about?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7470 on: November 10, 2016, 08:23:40 PM »
Ummm, I won't mention the fact that you guaranteed other stuff on this very thread...
Lol. Should we collect the posts?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7471 on: November 10, 2016, 08:27:45 PM »
The secret service wants to know how all those forks got into the president elect
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7474 on: November 10, 2016, 08:34:57 PM »
The secret service wants to know how all those forks got into the president elect
Seems like people gonna be eating crow with forks...
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« Reply #7475 on: November 10, 2016, 08:35:37 PM »
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« Reply #7476 on: November 10, 2016, 08:35:43 PM »
Congrats to Jared Kushner, Chief of Staff. You can take it to the bank!  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7477 on: November 10, 2016, 09:08:00 PM »
Sorry to sound like a jerk but POIDH.
I remember all too well 2000-2008 when the liberals had "Bush Derangement Syndrom." They imagine stuff. I know, I sound like a jerk.

I saw a video of black-on-white violence in the name of the election results. Show me videos of these incidents though. I mean, everyone has a phone today. Everyone. Show me the videos.
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the fact that all the racist groups support him does not make him a racist just like Russia's support doesn't make him a dictator. the fact that he talks like a ----, big deal!! do you really think any other goy is better?? the fact that he sais he gropes women...., they are all just jealous of him and deep down wish they were capable of doing it... take almost every president bact 10 years before their presidency i'm sure they talked the same way without the recording...(Obama for example). all in all hes a very smart sharp capable man that i'm happy he is president.
Just what we needed a real bigot to join the conversation


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7478 on: November 10, 2016, 09:18:56 PM »
Dude, are you trying to make crows extinct?
If you are not going to take the other side then we don't want to hear from the peanut gallery now or #afterthefact.
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« Reply #7479 on: November 10, 2016, 09:21:38 PM »
If you are not going to take the other side then we don't want to hear from the peanut gallery now or #afterthefact.
Ok, they won't select someone for one of the most demanding jobs in the world who is shomer shabbos.
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