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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 979575 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7740 on: November 13, 2016, 02:51:15 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7741 on: November 13, 2016, 03:09:16 PM »
http://nypost.com/2016/11/11/scenes-from-the-liberal-meltdown/

This stuff is just great. When will De Blasio force all businesses to offer play-doh, arts n crafts, therapy dogs, & cry-ins to all their employees? Or just cancel work altogether
Unreal...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7742 on: November 13, 2016, 03:19:54 PM »
So now you are not allowed to protest in this country?

No riots were I am at.

Not sure what country you live in but in this country they are allowed to protest things they believe in even if we disagree with them.

Not the last time I checked.

So you have no problem with the non violent protests? Just checking.

Lets get real here. These tens of thousands are paid protesters?

No that isn't civil either. What's your point? Are there some bad apples at these mostly peaceful protests, yes. Do thugs come to these protests just to cause trouble, of course.
Simply the fact that the media went bazooka when Trump said that he's not sure if he will accept the election. 100s of articles written about the racist ( he does have some racist supporters, I agree ) supporters who won't accept the elections....

But now they are legitimate and all.. the universities are giving traumatized students therapy, playdough, etc..

It's the full picture thats unreal. I struggle to imagine a scenario where Trump wins the popular vote and ppl protest ( mostly peacefully) that gets the same legitimatecy.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7743 on: November 13, 2016, 03:33:38 PM »
It's the full picture thats unreal. I struggle to imagine a scenario where Trump wins the popular vote and ppl protest ( mostly peacefully) that gets the same legitimatecy.
The D's always protest. That is part of who they are. Not sure why anyone is surprised.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2016, 03:37:47 PM by JTZ »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7744 on: November 13, 2016, 03:34:05 PM »
Maybe this will help all of you!  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7745 on: November 13, 2016, 03:39:12 PM »
Maybe this will help all of you!  :)

She's good!
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7747 on: November 13, 2016, 03:50:19 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7748 on: November 13, 2016, 03:53:56 PM »
I thought you lived in the same city as these pigs
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/teens-beats-chicago-man-street-voting-donald-trump-article-1.2867997
All major cities have pigs of all nationalities? Some of these pigs even use cattle prods on innocent people.
What does that have to do with the protests? Let me answer that for you. Absolutely nothing.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7749 on: November 13, 2016, 03:59:21 PM »
All major cities have pigs of all nationalities? Some of these pigs even use cattle prods on innocent people.
What does that have to do with the protests? Let me answer that for you. Absolutely nothing.
What would you/the media say if it would be the opposite, these people being pro trumpers?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7750 on: November 13, 2016, 04:02:12 PM »
What would you/the media say if it would be the opposite, these people being pro trumpers?
IMHO the media would mostly spin it negatively but for me my position would be the same.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7751 on: November 13, 2016, 04:06:48 PM »
All major cities have pigs of all nationalities? Some of these pigs even use cattle prods on innocent people.
What does that have to do with the protests? Let me answer that for you. Absolutely nothing.

You're changing your tune yet again. People (pigs) are acting out violently in reaction to the election.
The pigs have come out to play at the behest of the hateful protesters protesting the core of our democracy.

As Joe Biden said recently:
No democratic process can be sustained without a sense of trust, Biden said. Hes questioning not the legitimacy of our elections, (but) the legitimacy of our democracy.

These are (paid) protests calling for a revolution, not for a change in policies.
All this despite the nation making it loud clear JUST NOW what we want.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7752 on: November 13, 2016, 04:11:09 PM »
You're changing your tune yet again. People (pigs) are acting out violently in reaction to the election.
Here we go again. I said the protests by me that I have seen are peaceful. You post some random violence that has nothing to do with the peaceful protests.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7754 on: November 13, 2016, 04:12:29 PM »
These are (paid) protests calling for a revolution, not for a change in policies.
Here we go again with this Rush drug induced claim.  ::)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(