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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3867340 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7920 on: November 14, 2016, 03:01:47 PM »
Lots of foul language, but the only part is worth listening to is 7:30-7:48 :)
https://youtu.be/-rSDUsMwakI?t=7m30s
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7921 on: November 14, 2016, 03:19:43 PM »
Now, if only someone could pull of an upset like DJT did on the national level, and help us get rid of this commie in Gracie Mansion...
promise to repeal the shopping bag tax

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7922 on: November 14, 2016, 03:21:10 PM »
Lots of foul language, but the only part is worth listening to is 7:30-7:48 :)
https://youtu.be/-rSDUsMwakI?t=7m30s
How does he make the truth funny?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7923 on: November 14, 2016, 03:23:04 PM »
How do I block this thread from me seeing it?
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7924 on: November 14, 2016, 03:29:19 PM »
promise to repeal the shopping bag tax
Eh.. how about get rid of bicycle lanes and all the cash registers (a.k.a. speed and bus lane cameras) which were set up all around town, and restore reasonable speed limits.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7925 on: November 14, 2016, 03:29:43 PM »
How do I block this thread from me seeing it?
It's called אתכפיא
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7926 on: November 14, 2016, 03:36:46 PM »
Eh.. how about get rid of bicycle lanes and all the cash registers (a.k.a. speed and bus lane cameras) which were set up all around town, and restore reasonable speed limits.
my point isnt so much about shopping bags as it is about having a mayor busy with total stupidity instead of what ppl care about like finding parking. ur examples are fine too. #notmymayor

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7927 on: November 14, 2016, 03:50:57 PM »


Eh.. how about get rid of bicycle lanes and all the cash registers (a.k.a. speed and bus lane cameras) which were set up all around town, and restore reasonable speed limits.
I want the bicycle lanes. But I agree with the camera's. They got rid of them in Jersey, we should do the same.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7928 on: November 14, 2016, 03:54:26 PM »
I want the bicycle lanes. But I agree with the camera's. They got rid of them in Jersey, we should do the same.
They only got rid of them in NJ due to technical problems (read: lawsuits), otherwise they wud still b around, so good luck!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7929 on: November 14, 2016, 03:54:55 PM »
They only got rid of them in NJ due to technical problems (read: lawsuits), otherwise they wud still b around, so good luck!
So let's pile on lawsuits!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7930 on: November 14, 2016, 03:55:47 PM »
How do I block this thread from me seeing it?
I want the bicycle lanes. But I agree with the camera's. They got rid of them in Jersey, we should do the same.
So let's pile on lawsuits!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7931 on: November 14, 2016, 03:57:48 PM »
:)
I was simply uninterested in the pointless banter about racism and anti-Semitism etc.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7932 on: November 14, 2016, 04:02:11 PM »
As much I was anti-Obama the past 8 years, watching the press conference right now, I really came around. I'm sure he also matured (if that's the right term) but I feel like he became much less arrogant and is sincere that he wants to give Trump a clean slate and shot.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7933 on: November 14, 2016, 04:23:53 PM »
As much I was anti-Obama the past 8 years, watching the press conference right now, I really came around. I'm sure he also matured (if that's the right term) but I feel like he became much less arrogant and is sincere that he wants to give Trump a clean slate and shot.

He was very classy.

I have a feeling that he wants to give him the same treatment that Bush gave him at this point.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7934 on: November 14, 2016, 06:48:43 PM »
As much I was anti-Obama the past 8 years, watching the press conference right now, I really came around. I'm sure he also matured (if that's the right term) but I feel like he became much less arrogant and is sincere that he wants to give Trump a clean slate and shot.
He definitely matured and mellowed (not even sure if he would do what he did with Obamacare if it were done today.)

That being said, if he doesn't act well and classy now, his legacy will be one of someone who hates the country. So he's simply acting smart in preserving a legacy.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7935 on: November 14, 2016, 06:58:06 PM »
As much I was anti-Obama the past 8 years, watching the press conference right now, I really came around. I'm sure he also matured (if that's the right term) but I feel like he became much less arrogant and is sincere that he wants to give Trump a clean slate and shot.

1. He realizes what a hard job POTUS is.
But more importantly:
2. Assisting with transition looks good.
Most of all:
3. If he gets along with Trump, he hopes his presidential accomplishments won't all be overturned by Trump.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7936 on: November 14, 2016, 07:01:16 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7937 on: November 14, 2016, 08:20:50 PM »
Everyone crying over Breitbart's Steve Bannon were all OK with the biggest racist in the country, Al Sharpton, advising Obama.

Steve Bannon is המן האגגי.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7938 on: November 14, 2016, 08:40:19 PM »
Steve Bannon is המן האגגי.
I thought that was HRC.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7939 on: November 14, 2016, 08:59:25 PM »
Steve Bannon is המן האגגי.
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