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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

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Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3830093 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7940 on: November 14, 2016, 09:45:20 PM »
Is that lipstick on her teeth? Or just bad...

Annoying to look at
Is this true? 

💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
💄LIPSTICK INFORMATION

This comes from someone
Who works in the breast cancer unit at Mt. Sinai Hospital , in Toronto ..

💄From: Dr. Nahid Neman
💋If there is a female you care anything about..,
Share this with her.

👄Recently a lipstick brand called 'Red Earth'
Decreased their prices from
$67 to $9.90.
💋It contained lead.
Lead is a chemical which causes cancer.
💄The lipstick brands that contain lead are:
👄CHRISTIAN DIOR
💄LANCĂME
💋LAKME
💄MAYBELINE
💋CLINIQUE
💄Y.S.L.
👄ESTEE LAUDER
💋SHISEIDO
💄RED EARTH (Lip Gloss)
👄CHANEL (Lip Conditioner)
💋MARKET AMERICA-💄MOTNES LIPSTICK.
💋EL18
💄MANY LOCAL BRANDS SELLING IN CHINA, INDIA, UK, SINGAPORE, HONGKONG, USA, MALAYSIA..
👄The higher the lead content,
💄The greater the chance of causing cancer.
💋After doing a test on lipsticks,
👄It was found that the Y.S.L. Lipstick
Contained the most amount of lead.
💄Watch out for those lipsticks
Which are supposed to stay longer.
💋If your lipstick stays longer, it is
Because of the higher content of lead.

Here is the test you can do yourself:

1. Put some lipstick on your hand👋
2. Use a Gold ring to scratch on the lipstick💍.
3. If the lipstick colour changes to black,
Then you know the lipstick contains lead.

Please send this information to all your Sisters,  Wife.., Daughters,..., and other female family members and female friend .
This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Centre
Dioxin Carcinogens Cause Cancer..
(Forwarded as received)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7941 on: November 14, 2016, 09:48:28 PM »
Hey, off topic! This is the thread for discussing cholent!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7942 on: November 14, 2016, 09:55:37 PM »
Is this true? 

💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
💄LIPSTICK INFORMATION

This comes from someone
Who works in the breast cancer unit at Mt. Sinai Hospital , in Toronto ..

💄From: Dr. Nahid Neman
💋If there is a female you care anything about..,
Share this with her.

👄Recently a lipstick brand called 'Red Earth'
Decreased their prices from
$67 to $9.90.
💋It contained lead.
Lead is a chemical which causes cancer.
💄The lipstick brands that contain lead are:
👄CHRISTIAN DIOR
💄LANCĂME
💋LAKME
💄MAYBELINE
💋CLINIQUE
💄Y.S.L.
👄ESTEE LAUDER
💋SHISEIDO
💄RED EARTH (Lip Gloss)
👄CHANEL (Lip Conditioner)
💋MARKET AMERICA-💄MOTNES LIPSTICK.
💋EL18
💄MANY LOCAL BRANDS SELLING IN CHINA, INDIA, UK, SINGAPORE, HONGKONG, USA, MALAYSIA..
👄The higher the lead content,
💄The greater the chance of causing cancer.
💋After doing a test on lipsticks,
👄It was found that the Y.S.L. Lipstick
Contained the most amount of lead.
💄Watch out for those lipsticks
Which are supposed to stay longer.
💋If your lipstick stays longer, it is
Because of the higher content of lead.

Here is the test you can do yourself:

1. Put some lipstick on your hand👋
2. Use a Gold ring to scratch on the lipstick💍.
3. If the lipstick colour changes to black,
Then you know the lipstick contains lead.

Please send this information to all your Sisters,  Wife.., Daughters,..., and other female family members and female friend .
This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Centre
Dioxin Carcinogens Cause Cancer..
(Forwarded as received)
WTH! Another 4763 posts to read...!  ::) ::)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7943 on: November 14, 2016, 09:58:46 PM »
I have a feeling that he wants to give him the same treatment that Bush gave him at this point.
That we shall find out come moving day. ;)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7944 on: November 14, 2016, 10:03:52 PM »
Is this true? 

💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
💄LIPSTICK INFORMATION

This comes from someone
Who works in the breast cancer unit at Mt. Sinai Hospital , in Toronto ..

💄From: Dr. Nahid Neman
💋If there is a female you care anything about..,
Share this with her.

👄Recently a lipstick brand called 'Red Earth'
Decreased their prices from
$67 to $9.90.
💋It contained lead.
Lead is a chemical which causes cancer.
💄The lipstick brands that contain lead are:
👄CHRISTIAN DIOR
💄LANCĂME
💋LAKME
💄MAYBELINE
💋CLINIQUE
💄Y.S.L.
👄ESTEE LAUDER
💋SHISEIDO
💄RED EARTH (Lip Gloss)
👄CHANEL (Lip Conditioner)
💋MARKET AMERICA-💄MOTNES LIPSTICK.
💋EL18
💄MANY LOCAL BRANDS SELLING IN CHINA, INDIA, UK, SINGAPORE, HONGKONG, USA, MALAYSIA..
👄The higher the lead content,
💄The greater the chance of causing cancer.
💋After doing a test on lipsticks,
👄It was found that the Y.S.L. Lipstick
Contained the most amount of lead.
💄Watch out for those lipsticks
Which are supposed to stay longer.
💋If your lipstick stays longer, it is
Because of the higher content of lead.

Here is the test you can do yourself:

1. Put some lipstick on your hand👋
2. Use a Gold ring to scratch on the lipstick💍.
3. If the lipstick colour changes to black,
Then you know the lipstick contains lead.

Please send this information to all your Sisters,  Wife.., Daughters,..., and other female family members and female friend .
This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Centre
Dioxin Carcinogens Cause Cancer..
(Forwarded as received)

See here
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7945 on: November 14, 2016, 10:04:58 PM »
How the media got Trump elected

Article from 2008
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7946 on: November 14, 2016, 10:08:34 PM »
I have a feeling that he wants to give him the same treatment that Bush gave him at this point.
He said it clearly.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7948 on: November 15, 2016, 12:02:11 AM »


#TemperamentallyUnfit
either it is or isn't true.
At this point what difference does it make.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7949 on: November 15, 2016, 01:16:48 AM »


Skip to 5:05

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7950 on: November 15, 2016, 07:31:54 AM »
How the media got Trump elected

Article from 2008
Link to the original Taranto editorial?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7951 on: November 15, 2016, 08:07:05 AM »
More than half of arrested anti-Trump protesters didn't vote in Oregon.

This means most people were either paid protestors or hypocritical liberal crybabies.
« Last Edit: November 15, 2016, 08:33:27 AM by yuneeq »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7952 on: November 15, 2016, 08:20:04 AM »
More than half of arrested anti-Trump protesters didn't vote in Oregon.

This means either most people were either paid protestors or hypocritical liberal crybabies.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7953 on: November 15, 2016, 08:45:02 AM »
Link to the original Taranto editorial?
You'll need to Google it
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7955 on: November 15, 2016, 09:39:54 AM »







Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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