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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769509 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7961 on: November 15, 2016, 10:50:04 AM »
had police not stepped in the guy would have been lynched
If it was the other way around the protester would have been arrested. Sick country we live in.
Are you guys serious?
Life isn't about checking the boxes. Nobody cares.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7962 on: November 15, 2016, 11:00:57 AM »
LOL! But a white guy with a bullhorn and a keffiyah really is an idiot!

It is NOT a keffiyah. It is a vintage, artisanal, hand-crafted, holistic, organic, micro-scarf.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7963 on: November 15, 2016, 11:04:05 AM »
It is NOT a keffiyah. It is a vintage, artisanal, hand-crafted, holistic, organic, micro-scarf.

Then he REALLY needed to be pushed down an escalator.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7964 on: November 15, 2016, 11:05:42 AM »
Then he REALLY needed to be pushed down an escalator.
No pushing down! Only gentle gravitational informing

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7965 on: November 15, 2016, 11:24:43 AM »
Are you guys serious?
Sadly they are.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7966 on: November 15, 2016, 11:42:41 AM »
Sadly they are.
You know this conversation would be totally different if crooked Hillary won

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7967 on: November 15, 2016, 11:44:57 AM »
You know this conversation would be totally different if crooked Hillary won
Not from me. I didn't vote for or like either of them.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7968 on: November 15, 2016, 11:46:06 AM »
If it was the other way around the protester would have been arrested. Sick country we live in.
Source? Precident?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7969 on: November 15, 2016, 12:08:57 PM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7970 on: November 15, 2016, 12:53:51 PM »
Source? Precident? Precedent?

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« Reply #7971 on: November 15, 2016, 01:00:55 PM »
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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7974 on: November 15, 2016, 02:11:55 PM »
Why was that never a concern under Hillary ?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7975 on: November 15, 2016, 02:14:03 PM »
Why was that never a concern under Hillary ?
Exactly but don't worry cause JTZ didn't vote for either.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7976 on: November 15, 2016, 02:16:31 PM »
Why was that never a concern under Hillary ?
Was pulled over by a cop this morning. I ask the officer what the problem was. He said I was speeding doing 73 in 55 zone. I said Hillary goes 80 in a 55 zone and she doesn't get a ticket. Why is that? He couldn't answer the question but still gave me the ticket.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7977 on: November 15, 2016, 02:17:17 PM »
Conflict of interest in a Trump administration? That is funny.

I don't see the issue.
If he continues to stay on their payroll like Hillary was then it's an issue.

Otherwise it's not a conflict of interest unless he continues providing services when he gets instated.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7978 on: November 15, 2016, 02:18:24 PM »
Was pulled over by a cop this morning. I ask the officer what the problem was. He said I was speeding doing 73 in 55 zone. I said Hillary goes 80 in a 55 zone and she doesn't get a ticket. Why is that? He couldn't answer the question but still gave me the ticket.
Aren't u in Chicago? You should have just slipped the cop a $50 and chances are he would have walked away.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7979 on: November 15, 2016, 02:20:16 PM »
Was pulled over by a cop this morning. I ask the officer what the problem was. He said I was speeding doing 73 in 55 zone. I said Hillary goes 80 in a 55 zone and she doesn't get a ticket. Why is that? He couldn't answer the question but still gave me the ticket.

More like- JTZ the cop pulls me over for legally speeding on a race track.
I tell him you're worried about me when Hillary is dangerously speeding on regular highways?
To which you respond, well you're gonna leave the track soon so I better give you a ticket now because I assume you'll still be speeding when you get to the highway.
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