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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3824720 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8100 on: November 16, 2016, 04:29:36 PM »
Please tell me you know I was joking.
Of course i understood that was facetious.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8101 on: November 16, 2016, 04:44:27 PM »
In case you need a scorecard to keep track of whether or not Bannon is an anti-Semite, Breitbart (no conflict of interest there) just put out a statement by Mort Klein of the ZOA bashing the ADL for calling Bannon an anti-Semite, but the Forward then explained how he could be both pro-Israel and an anti-semite at the same time.

So it's a machlokes ZOA and ADL with the Forward being the machria.

Lo alman Yisrael! Glad to know we have such clarity with us right here in our dor.

There was a Ben Shapiro interview by Vox. Ben explained it very well.

http://www.vox.com/conversations/2016/11/15/13629484/donald-trump-alt-right-ben-shapiro-richard-spencer-2016-elections

Either way, now that the Dems are nominating a Muslim with ties to the Brotherhood to head the DNC, they should shut their fat mouths.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8102 on: November 16, 2016, 04:46:11 PM »
Either way, now that the Dems are nominating a Muslim with ties to the Brotherhood to head the DNC, they should shut their fat mouths.
That is called diversity and inclusion.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8103 on: November 16, 2016, 04:47:38 PM »
That is called diversity and inclusion.  :)

2024 will be David Duke running against Al Sharpton.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8104 on: November 16, 2016, 04:47:56 PM »
No such thing as a negative vote.
They use their positive vote to vote against the candidate they hate more.

As I did.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8105 on: November 16, 2016, 04:54:45 PM »
2024 will be David Duke running against Al Sharpton.
Who do you vote for?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8106 on: November 16, 2016, 04:55:37 PM »
Yes. Since that's what he said he did and that is what others said he did to them.

He says he's a billionaire and pay huge amounts of tax. Do you believe that too without a grain of salt?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8107 on: November 16, 2016, 04:55:51 PM »
Who do you vote for?  :)

I'm moving to Canada.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8108 on: November 16, 2016, 04:58:25 PM »
I'm moving to Canada.
Have you been to Canada before?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8109 on: November 16, 2016, 04:59:51 PM »
Have you been to Canada before?  :)

Yes... it would be a last resort, but it would leave me no choice.

Truth is, maybe I will say that I was just joking and stay after all.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8110 on: November 16, 2016, 05:03:24 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8111 on: November 16, 2016, 05:16:04 PM »
He says he's a billionaire and pay huge amounts of tax. Do you believe that too without a grain of salt?

I think he definitely pays huge amounts of tax.
While also avoiding huge amounts of tax.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8112 on: November 16, 2016, 06:53:24 PM »
I'm moving to Canada.

Have you been to Canada before?  :)
John Oliver in his mostly unfunny bit after Trump's victory had this line buried in there addressing whether the answer is to move to canada:

"literally the only excuse to ever migrate to Canada is if you were born there originally, it’s springtime, and you are a goose"
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8113 on: November 16, 2016, 07:00:09 PM »
Just want to say, that I have a deeper appreciation of Chazal's seperation of the genders, after hearing the national discussion after the Billy Bush tapes.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8114 on: November 16, 2016, 07:05:36 PM »
2024 will be David Duke running against Al Sharpton.

No Farrakhan. Al Sharpton is already mainstream.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8115 on: November 16, 2016, 07:27:35 PM »
@aygart, I think you'll like this

Yes I did! Thanks! He articulated it better than I did (not surprisingly).

Regarding the emboldenment of right wing anti bigotry, I said previously that the prime reason for their embolenment is due to the Dems thowing around the bigotry label without regard to facts. When everyone who disagrees with the Dems is a bigot thenthat makes half the country bigots. If half the country are bigots the real ones will feel that they have half the country on their side. When a candidate is labeled as a major bigot they will now feel emboldened by it. When Trump says that we should stop illegal immigration and the Dems frame that as being anti immigrant that gives a license to those who are truly anti immigrant.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8116 on: November 16, 2016, 07:49:26 PM »
Yes I did! Thanks! He articulated it better than I did (not surprisingly).

Regarding the emboldenment of right wing anti bigotry, I said previously that the prime reason for their embolenment is due to the Dems thowing around the bigotry label without regard to facts. When everyone who disagrees with the Dems is a bigot thenthat makes half the country bigots. If half the country are bigots the real ones will feel that they have half the country on their side. When a candidate is labeled as a major bigot they will now feel emboldened by it. When Trump says that we should stop illegal immigration and the Dems frame that as being anti immigrant that gives a license to those who are truly anti immigrant.
Was just thinking that this morning
 This is literally the circle:
Media: trump is a white supremist,bigot, etc....
White supremist, bigot,etc: we endorse trump
Media: see trump.must be one bc they are supporting him

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8117 on: November 16, 2016, 07:59:22 PM »
John Oliver in his mostly unfunny bit after Trump's victory had this line buried in there addressing whether the answer is to move to canada:

"literally the only excuse to ever migrate to Canada is if you were born there originally, it’s springtime, and you are a goose"

Funniest line of the entire piece.
As well as the eight ball line (which is sadly accurate)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8118 on: November 16, 2016, 08:06:46 PM »
Funniest line of the entire piece.
As well as the eight ball line (which is sadly accurate)
I find that some of the humor is good, and some of the 'informational' stuff (for lack of a better term) is good - but mostly when they don't overlap too much. Like the goose line is really unrelated to the topic, and is just a funny line at Canada's expense.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8119 on: November 16, 2016, 08:51:43 PM »
I find that some of the humor is good, and some of the 'informational' stuff (for lack of a better term) is good - but mostly when they don't overlap too much. Like the goose line is really unrelated to the topic, and is just a funny line at Canada's expense.
I think that's his goal. He forces you to listen to boring information, by throwing in mildly related jokes.