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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770475 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8360 on: November 20, 2016, 08:27:17 PM »
Obama does have class but is irreverent. But his a product of the 20th century.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8361 on: November 20, 2016, 08:29:11 PM »
Obama does have class but is irreverent. But his a product of the 20th century.
You think he has a lack of respect for people?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8362 on: November 20, 2016, 08:31:38 PM »
You think he has a lack of respect for people?
No just things that are generally taken seriously . I.e. putting feet up on desk in oval office, no jacket or tie, etc..It's a signature of the 20th century, doesnt really bother me.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8363 on: November 20, 2016, 09:10:08 PM »
You think he has a lack of respect for people?
I think he has a lack of respect for people with differing opinions than his.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8364 on: November 20, 2016, 09:19:29 PM »

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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8367 on: November 21, 2016, 12:02:19 AM »
What a slap in the face.
You mean it's offensive. Yes it is.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8368 on: November 21, 2016, 12:03:48 AM »
You mean it's offensive.
It should be to ever Jew on so many different levels.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8369 on: November 21, 2016, 12:11:30 AM »
It should be to ever Jew on so many different levels.

I agree and I hope others do too. I will also note that the author apparently converted out of the Jewish faith, rachmana litzlan. One can accordingly understand his desire to reduce Jewish identity to cultural stereotypes. Sad and offensive.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8370 on: November 21, 2016, 12:14:36 AM »
It should be to ever Jew on so many different levels.
I agree and I hope others do too. I will also note that the author apparently converted out of the Jewish faith, rachmana litzlan. One can accordingly understand his desire to reduce Jewish identity to cultural stereotypes. Sad and offensive.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8371 on: November 21, 2016, 12:47:30 AM »
I find it sad that this is all that being Jewish means to him more than offensive.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8372 on: November 21, 2016, 02:14:15 AM »
It should be to ever Jew on so many different levels.
The author is clearly pro-Trump and pro-Jews. He did not disparage Jews at all. What did you find that might be offensive?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8373 on: November 21, 2016, 06:42:05 AM »
The author is clearly pro-Trump and pro-Jews. He did not disparage Jews at all. What did you find that might be offensive?
The entire thing is based on stereotypes
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8374 on: November 21, 2016, 07:37:13 AM »
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2016/11/20/trump-is-headed-to-white-house-did-just-elect-our-first-jewish-president.html

This guy nailed it in his first paragraph

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The gemara, on page 89a of Yevamos, states the three traits that identify one as a Jew: rachmanim, (merciful); bayshanim, (have a sense of shame); and gomlei chasadim, (perform acts of kindness. I would not say that Trump's campaigns were marked by mercifulness to his opponents. Shame - self-efacement, humility - must I comment? Acts of kindness - it appears that one reason Trump would not disclose his tax returns is that he claims to have donated vast amounts to charity, but indications are that claim is questionable.



The qualities you praise - relentlessness in pursuit of the dollar, chutzpah, aggressiveness - sound like an anti-semite's description of Jews. In fact, Jews in Germany in the 1920's and 30's exhibited these characteristics, and look what it led to.



As the prophet Micah stated, "What does God require of you, but to do justice, love mercy, and walk humbly with your God."



No, Mr. Trump is not the "First Jewish president." He is a man who has dedicated his life to amassing fortunes, to pursuing countless women while married, to humiliating and destroying opponents.



If you equate "Jewishness" with endless sexual indiscretions, multiple wives, humiliating others in public, and accumulating wealth without concern for one's opponents, then you have a very sad - and erroneous -picture of being a Jew.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8375 on: November 21, 2016, 07:51:11 AM »
This guy nailed it in his first paragraph
https://youtu.be/afRKwTuq4j8
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8376 on: November 21, 2016, 08:17:36 AM »
The entire thing is based on stereotypes
Not to mention do you really want Trump as your poster child?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8377 on: November 21, 2016, 08:28:08 AM »
Not to mention do you really want Trump as your poster child?

I wouldn't want him to represent Jews but there is many signs that he understands and treats Jews very well. Reminds me of a wackier version of Guliani who had had good relationships with the Jews, but more importantly, wasn't scared to do what it takes to get the job done.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8378 on: November 21, 2016, 08:28:46 AM »
https://youtu.be/afRKwTuq4j8
Watch in full. And believe what you want to
OK I watched the whole thing and it was great the things that he did. It still doesn't change the other aspects of the man.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8379 on: November 21, 2016, 08:29:30 AM »
I wouldn't want him to represent Jews but there is many signs that he understands and treats Jews very well.
Now we are getting somewhere.
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