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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1254303 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8445 on: November 21, 2016, 08:13:16 PM »
Wait... you mean to tell me Trump supporters are being lied to? No way!!!
By whom?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8446 on: November 21, 2016, 08:20:29 PM »
I wonder why they are attracted to Trump.
It's the simplest way to get the media's attention. Even if he does support trump what does it prove?
Btw I'm convinced you are a trump supporter. Trump supporters enjoy politics and so do you  ::)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8447 on: November 21, 2016, 08:24:13 PM »
Anyone here watch the new DJT video out today about his goals?

He did not talk about the wall  >:(

He did not talk about putting term limits on Congress..
The wall was a bluff. Did you really believe him?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8448 on: November 21, 2016, 08:25:49 PM »
Sounds like a rollicking good time.http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/11/richard-spencer-speech-npi/508379/

That white nationalist dude is a crappy speaker. He couldn't even read from his own paper.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8449 on: November 21, 2016, 09:11:08 PM »
The wall was a bluff. Did you really believe him?
He's gonna build it. The part about Mexico paying for it I'm not sure about but it'll be built.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8450 on: November 21, 2016, 09:11:39 PM »
Anyone here watch the new DJT video out today about his goals?

He did not talk about the wall  >:(

He did not talk about putting term limits on Congress..
Those are his bigger plans this was for more small implementation.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8451 on: November 21, 2016, 09:20:13 PM »
He's gonna build it.
The full border?
Care to bet?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8452 on: November 21, 2016, 09:29:49 PM »
By the time this thread ends crows well be extinct
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8453 on: November 21, 2016, 09:30:40 PM »
It's the simplest way to get the media's attention. Even if he does support trump what does it prove?
Btw I'm convinced you are a trump supporter. Trump supporters enjoy politics and so do you  ::)
No need to be so defensive. It was just a simple question.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8454 on: November 21, 2016, 09:41:32 PM »
He's gonna build it. The part about Mexico paying for it I'm not sure about but it'll be built.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8455 on: November 21, 2016, 09:42:35 PM »
The wall was a bluff. Did you really believe him?
Yes. And I still joke that Pence will remind him that he most keep the promises he made. Hannity keeps on saying in a nice way that Trump most keep promises about the wall and he will keep him accountable.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8456 on: November 21, 2016, 09:43:28 PM »
Those are his bigger plans this was for more small implementation.
Huh? The wall? Small stuff?

It was the main thing by every rally!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8457 on: November 21, 2016, 09:57:18 PM »
If you voted for Trump you voted for PT Barnum.
Enjoy the show.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8458 on: November 21, 2016, 10:11:08 PM »
Huh? The wall? Small stuff?

It was the main thing by every rally!
*sometime in the future*

...And slowly, the truth had dawned upon him. Clutching to the only thing he had left, his red baseball cap, with the words Make America Great Again all but faded away, he thought about the wall, the renegotiated trade agreements, the crackdown on immigration... What had become of all the dreams?

A single tear rolled down his cheeck as he looked out the window to see the Trump/Flynn 2020 signs in his neighbor's yard. "Remember Mike Pence?" he thought to himself shaking his head. "I wonder what ever became of him?

"I wonder, maybe he's out there building the fence? Maybe he's drawing a line in the sand? Maybe he joined Ted Cruz's cabinet in Cuba?"



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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8459 on: November 21, 2016, 10:25:34 PM »
It is amazing how the same people who said not to vote for trump because of the things he said he was going to do are now saying how he won't do any of those things.
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