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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3848739 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8540 on: November 22, 2016, 05:47:40 PM »
Play all the word games you want but here is the quote:

"This is Islamism, it is a vicious cancer inside the body of 1.7 billion people on this planet and it has to be excised."
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8541 on: November 22, 2016, 06:13:11 PM »
Play all the word games you want but here is the quote:

"This is Islamism, it is a vicious cancer inside the body of 1.7 billion people on this planet and it has to be excised."
Watch the video. It's at 38:11. He does say "the body" rather than "a body", but there's a very important non-verbal gesture over there, which makes one interpret it the way @Yuneeq did.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8542 on: November 22, 2016, 06:17:48 PM »
I'm not sure what you guys think I interpreted it as.
I thought both options are possible based on the quote I saw.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8543 on: November 22, 2016, 06:26:01 PM »
Watch the video. It's at 38:11. He does say "the body" rather than "a body", but there's a very important non-verbal gesture over there, which makes one interpret it the way @Yuneeq did.
Look at the whole context and what he was comparing it to. His views are clear on this subject. Also everyone is not an English major.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8544 on: November 22, 2016, 06:35:38 PM »
Look at the whole context and what he was comparing it to. His views are clear on this subject. Also not everyone is not an English major.
Lol. FTFY
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8545 on: November 22, 2016, 06:36:01 PM »
Look at the whole context and what he was comparing it to. His views are clear on this subject. Also everyone is not an English major.
But most can understand non-verbal language!

Let me put this in writing for you (think of this as math*): "This is Islamism, it is a vicious cancer inside the body = (1.7 billion people) on this planet, and it has to be excised"

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* Not everyone is a math major, but this is real math  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8546 on: November 22, 2016, 06:36:51 PM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8547 on: November 22, 2016, 06:41:49 PM »
But most can understand non-verbal language!

Let me put this in writing for you (think of this as math*): "This is Islamism, it is a vicious cancer inside the body = (1.7 billion people) on this planet, and it has to be excised"

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* Not everyone is a math major, but this is real math  :P
You are missing the point. Does not matter "the" or "a" in the context he is talking about.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8548 on: November 22, 2016, 07:20:17 PM »
Watch the video. It's at 38:11. He does say "the body" rather than "a body", but there's a very important non-verbal gesture over there, which makes one interpret it the way @Yuneeq did.
I watched it, and now think, linguistically, it can go either way. But consider, do you really think Gen. Flynn is saying 1.7 billion Muslims are Islamists? And if he really did have that fringe opinion, would he state it publicly? In fact, just a few minutes earlier, he essentially says Muslims are the most important aspect in fighting terrorism. That wouldn't make sense according to CNN's interpretation.

Can we all at least agree that CNN dug up some obscure comment he once said in Shul and interpreted it in a way most favorable for them to write a smear?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8549 on: November 22, 2016, 07:50:00 PM »

Can we all at least agree that CNN dug up some obscure comment he once said in Shul and interpreted it in a way most favorable for them to write a smear?

Biggest chidush for me... Flynn goes to shul!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8550 on: November 22, 2016, 09:12:40 PM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8551 on: November 22, 2016, 09:22:18 PM »
His hand gesture as he says the word "body" makes it beyond clear what he meant. He meant body of people, not every person's body.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8552 on: November 22, 2016, 09:44:21 PM »
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/22/us/politics/donald-trump-visit.html

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“It is a very overwhelming job, but I’m not overwhelmed by it,”
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“seriously, seriously considered” to be secretary of defense. “I think it’s time, maybe"
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“I’m looking at it very closely.”
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“I have an open mind to it”
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“could be very helpful”
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[he] said he has some “very definitive” and “strong ideas”

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8553 on: November 22, 2016, 09:46:08 PM »
I guess everyone is fair game now. What's next the children?

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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8555 on: November 23, 2016, 01:16:18 AM »
I guess everyone is fair game now. What's next the children?

Yep, now the fat pig thinks it's fine to make fun of Trumps dead brother and call his son Barron auristic.
Repeat after me. "There is no double standard."
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8556 on: November 23, 2016, 01:49:12 AM »
Yep, now the fat pig thinks it's fine to make fun of Trumps dead brother and call his son Barron auristic.
Repeat after me. "There is no double standard."
Wow! Link please?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8558 on: November 23, 2016, 07:41:22 AM »
Let's just feel free to ignore anything Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell say about each other. The world will be a better place for it.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8559 on: November 23, 2016, 07:50:47 AM »
Yep, now the fat pig...
I guess you didn't see all the weight she lost.  :P
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(