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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3843629 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8560 on: November 23, 2016, 07:52:03 AM »
Let's just feel free to ignore anything Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell say about each other. The world will be a better place for it.
If you are going to bring yourself down to her standards you have bigger problems than building a wall.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8561 on: November 23, 2016, 07:59:23 AM »
Of course there is a double standard. Do you remember how Sarah Palin's family was ridiculed and mocked in 2008 by the merciful, compassionate Left? That still shocks me how sanctimonious that was.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8562 on: November 23, 2016, 08:05:13 AM »
Of course there is a double standard. Do you remember how Sarah Palin's family was ridiculed and mocked in 2008 by the merciful, compassionate Left? That still shocks me how sanctimonious that was.
Doesn't shock me

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8563 on: November 23, 2016, 08:06:52 AM »
Trump is an antivaxer. A normal symptom of parents of autistic child.

Antivaxing is a known coping mechanism for these parents. Its illogical for everyone else...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8564 on: November 23, 2016, 08:09:31 AM »
Of course there is (insert your word of choice) a double standard.
FTFY
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8565 on: November 23, 2016, 08:10:35 AM »
Trump is an antivaxer. A normal symptom of parents of autistic child.

Antivaxing is a known coping mechanism for these parents. Its illogical for everyone else...
Do we really need to go there?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8566 on: November 23, 2016, 08:58:54 AM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD

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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8568 on: November 23, 2016, 09:24:25 AM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8569 on: November 23, 2016, 11:14:34 AM »
Of course not. And you know that I know that. You are being purposefully dishonest, just as you were with this comment:

You know that yet you equated them anyhow. Hmmmm

You will note that the other comment was not written on a specific quote of anyone and was a general observation as was this one.

Random thought:

Somehow those saying how Trump will be a dictator, fascist, tyrant, etc. don't seem to be afraid to say that very loud and publicly while some places can be dangerous for people to openly support Trump.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8570 on: November 23, 2016, 12:05:32 PM »





Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8571 on: November 23, 2016, 12:33:32 PM »
You know that yet you equated them anyhow. Hmmmm
Ok, so let me be clear that I do not believe a college degree or lack thereof is not indicator of an individual's intelligence or lack thereof.

I posted a piece which was related to your discussion. 


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8572 on: November 23, 2016, 12:35:18 PM »
Ok, so let me be clear that I do not believe a college degree or lack thereof is not indicator of an individual's intelligence or lack thereof.

I posted a piece which was related to your discussion. 


How is it related?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8573 on: November 23, 2016, 12:35:51 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8574 on: November 23, 2016, 02:11:22 PM »
http://www.chalkbeat.org/posts/us/2016/11/22/what-a-betsy-devos-appointment-would-tell-us-about-donald-trumps-education-plans/

if trump gives us vouchers i dont care if he goes around the whole day grabbing *****

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8575 on: November 23, 2016, 02:30:05 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8576 on: November 23, 2016, 02:36:33 PM »
there are so far 6 electors not going for trump, think it will get to 41?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8577 on: November 23, 2016, 02:39:32 PM »
there are so far 6 electors not going for trump, think it will get to 41?
As much as I believe he is not fit to be president that would not be right.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8578 on: November 23, 2016, 02:40:03 PM »
Just move to CLE/CVG
Obviously I would rather get grabbed by trump than live in CLE/CVG

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8579 on: November 23, 2016, 02:44:09 PM »
As much as I believe he is not fit to be president that would not be right.
So when your right everyone listens?