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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3833413 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8580 on: November 23, 2016, 02:46:44 PM »
So when your right everyone listens?
Just exercising my constitutional rights.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8581 on: November 23, 2016, 02:57:53 PM »
As much as I believe he is not fit to be president that would not be right.

It's not really a question of "right" or "not right".

The electoral system was established (like all other systems in America) so as to prevent a tyrant from taking control.

Donald Trump acts like a child and says offensive things, but, much to the dismay of both the KKK and the far-Left, he's not a tyrant.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8582 on: November 23, 2016, 02:57:56 PM »
http://www.chalkbeat.org/posts/us/2016/11/22/what-a-betsy-devos-appointment-would-tell-us-about-donald-trumps-education-plans/

if trump gives us vouchers i dont care if he goes around the whole day grabbing *****

I'm pretty sure you're just making an irreverent joke (something I am guilty of on this forum as well) but if you are serious, then I want to tell you in all seriousness that what you wrote is an inherent contradiction. You want vouchers in order to send your child to private school, which I am assuming means yeshiva, which I am assuming is in order to learn Torah, which is because I am assuming you want him to be a good Jew. But all of that becomes irrelevant if in order to get it we have to desensitize ourselves. As I said, it's an inherent contradiction. I'll get off my soap box now.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8583 on: November 23, 2016, 03:21:57 PM »
+1. That is absolutely
I'm pretty sure you're just making an irreverent joke (something I am guilty of on this forum as well) but if you are serious, then I want to tell you in all seriousness that what you wrote is an inherent contradiction. You want vouchers in order to send your child to private school, which I am assuming means yeshiva, which I am assuming is in order to learn Torah, which is because I am assuming you want him to be a good Jew. But all of that becomes irrelevant if in order to get it we have to desensitize ourselves. As I said, it's an inherent contradiction. I'll get off my soap box now.
+1 That is absolutely disgusting
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8584 on: November 23, 2016, 03:33:36 PM »
http://www.chalkbeat.org/posts/us/2016/11/22/what-a-betsy-devos-appointment-would-tell-us-about-donald-trumps-education-plans/

if trump gives us vouchers i dont care if he goes around the whole day grabbing *****
Putting aside your vulgarity, I don't see anything so compelling here. It seems like the vouchers will only be available for low income families who already receive tuition breaks from schools. Its the middle class families that feel the real strain of tuition.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8585 on: November 23, 2016, 03:37:26 PM »
Putting aside your vulgarity, I don't see anything so compelling here. It seems like the vouchers will only be available for low income families who already receive tuition breaks from schools. Its the middle class families that feel the real strain of tuition.
"One recipient of its support: former Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels, who created the voucher program that Trump’s vice president-elect, Mike Pence, later expanded. Indeed, DeVos’s vision puts her more in line with Pence, who has supported private school vouchers for both low- and middle-income families, than with Trump, whose plan extends only to poor families."
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8587 on: November 23, 2016, 04:13:23 PM »
Putting aside your vulgarity, I don't see anything so compelling here. It seems like the vouchers will only be available for low income families who already receive tuition breaks from schools. Its the middle class families that feel the real strain of tuition.

If enough low income families receive vouchers worth $3K - $5K per child that will go directly to the school, then eventually, the middle income families should ideally receive lower tuition bills as many of the payment that they've been paying will be covered by the (i.e.) 200 low-income students x $4K = $800,000+ in additional cash that the school may receive from these vouchers.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8589 on: November 23, 2016, 04:51:59 PM »
If enough low income families receive vouchers worth $3K - $5K per child that will go directly to the school, then eventually, the middle income families should ideally receive lower tuition bills as many of the payment that they've been paying will be covered by the (i.e.) 200 low-income students x $4K = $800,000+ in additional cash that the school may receive from these vouchers.
I'm skeptical that the schools would pass on the savings. They'll just do less fundraising.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8590 on: November 23, 2016, 05:28:14 PM »
I'm skeptical that the schools would pass on the savings. They'll just do less fundraising.

100 percent correct.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8591 on: November 23, 2016, 05:30:24 PM »
I'm skeptical that the schools would pass on the savings. They'll just do less fundraising.

so you'll save on all your $1800 adbook ads..  8)

Vouchers would be a win-win, especially since we pay real estate taxes for the $9K - $11K per public school student to have an 'education'.
Each district should offer at least half to all day-school students, regardless of income. High income families still get free public school enrollment.
(And, here they offer 4 year of college FREE if you attended the public school system for 4 years. So the local private-school students miss out on that value, too!)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8592 on: November 23, 2016, 06:52:38 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8593 on: November 23, 2016, 06:59:03 PM »

True, but IINM he lost his license to perform brain surgeries.  ::)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8594 on: November 23, 2016, 07:11:03 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8596 on: November 24, 2016, 10:05:05 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8597 on: November 24, 2016, 10:45:02 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8598 on: November 24, 2016, 11:19:48 AM »
I have the distinguished honour of being a member of the Committee to raise
$50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.
We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall
of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It
was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who
never told a lie, or beside Barack Hussein Obama, who never told the truth,
since Hillary could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8599 on: November 24, 2016, 07:04:56 PM »
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