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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771794 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8600 on: November 24, 2016, 07:17:29 PM »

Did they run out of fireworks on clearance?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8602 on: November 26, 2016, 08:38:02 PM »
The left is morally bankrupt and rotten.

Those statements on Castro by Trudeau and Obama are something else.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8603 on: November 26, 2016, 08:43:02 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8604 on: November 26, 2016, 11:38:26 PM »
The left is morally bankrupt and rotten.

Those statements on Castro by Trudeau and Obama are something else.
I don't even get it... what is even the attempted logic

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8605 on: November 26, 2016, 11:55:11 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8606 on: November 26, 2016, 11:57:04 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8607 on: November 27, 2016, 12:27:52 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8608 on: November 27, 2016, 12:44:30 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8609 on: November 27, 2016, 01:26:19 PM »
eta for stage 5: Dec 12?
You're talking about libs. Do you mean December 2112? I think it might come a few years earlier.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8610 on: November 27, 2016, 02:22:59 PM »
You're talking about libs. Do you mean December 2112? I think it might come a few years earlier.

the first 3 stages took approx 3 weeks. Hoping for the same for the next 2 stages from those who are educated, realistic, and can respect the constitution of the USA.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8611 on: November 27, 2016, 02:34:58 PM »
the first 3 stages took approx 3 weeks. Hoping for the same for the next 2 stages from those who are educated, realistic, and can respect the constitution of the USA.
You cannot find a convergence of those 3 attributes in a lib. At most you'll find 2 out of 3.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8612 on: November 27, 2016, 04:26:27 PM »
Is this ever going to stop?

In the afternoon, around the time of his scheduled departure for Manhattan, he used Twitter to say: “In addition to winning the electoral college in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally.”
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8613 on: November 27, 2016, 04:40:39 PM »
Is this ever going to stop?

In the afternoon, around the time of his scheduled departure for Manhattan, he used Twitter to say: “In addition to winning the electoral college in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally.”
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8614 on: November 27, 2016, 04:53:04 PM »
Is this ever going to stop?

In the afternoon, around the time of his scheduled departure for Manhattan, he used Twitter to say: “In addition to winning the electoral college in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally.”

This lie is incredibly dangerous and corrosive to democracy. It's the main goal of Russian interference in US politics and our president-elect is doing the heavy lifting by himself.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8615 on: November 27, 2016, 05:00:28 PM »
This lie is incredibly dangerous and corrosive to democracy. It's the main goal of Russian interference in US politics and our president-elect is doing the heavy lifting by himself.
Unproven and lie are 2 different things. We do not know if he has proof which he may be waiting for a legal team before publicizing it. I wouldn't bet on it but the jury is still out on this one. I wouldn't consider this any worse than the talk of hacked machines.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8616 on: November 27, 2016, 05:14:28 PM »
Is this ever going to stop?

In the afternoon, around the time of his scheduled departure for Manhattan, he used Twitter to say: “In addition to winning the electoral college in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally.”

Maybe if the libs stop whining about the non-existent popular vote...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8618 on: November 27, 2016, 05:19:27 PM »
We do not know if he has proof which he may be waiting for a legal team before publicizing it.

Waiting for a legal team has never stopped him from lying before:

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I wouldn't consider this any worse than the talk of hacked machines.

I think both are bad and no serious politician or leader should be making accusations like that. I don't mean discussion of voting machine vulnerabilities, the security community has been insisting on verifiable paper backups for some time. But asserting that actual fraud has occurred in this way must have a high standard of proof.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8619 on: November 27, 2016, 05:22:32 PM »
Maybe if the libs stop whining about the non-existent popular vote...
So you equate whining by the losers with the president elect still just making things up?
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