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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3824951 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8760 on: December 01, 2016, 11:52:17 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8761 on: December 02, 2016, 11:19:36 AM »
The underlying premises of the article are very distorted by preconceived notions but a good read nonetheless. One big difference to the current situation is that the Dems are minority in all houses.
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/11/donald-trump-democrats-tip-o-neill-214467

What may be the most interesting line of the article
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The planet won’t stop cooling.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8762 on: December 03, 2016, 08:22:13 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8763 on: December 03, 2016, 08:30:30 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8764 on: December 04, 2016, 10:07:19 PM »
Whoever is interested in listening to what Green Party candidate Stein has to say regarding her recount listen to to Fox News Sunday.

She is such complete idiot, she kept on repeating that she is not doing it for her self, she is talking in behalf of the american people who want change who are sick from this political system. She kept on repeating it until Chris could not hold back: Dr Stein, Donald Trump won 62MM votes, you are saying that YOU speak for the American people, how many votes did you get?...
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8765 on: December 04, 2016, 10:25:18 PM »
Whoever is interested in listening to what Green Party candidate Stein has to say regarding her recount listen to to Fox News Sunday.

She is such complete idiot, she kept on repeating that she is not doing it for her self, she is talking in behalf of the american people who want change who are sick from this political system. She kept on repeating it until Chris could not hold back: Dr Stein, Donald Trump won 62MM votes, you are saying that YOU speak for the American people, how many votes did you get?...
She's the most pathetic individual I've ever seen. I can't believe they even give her the courtesy of being called a "2016 presidential candidate". She is such a bufoon. Ugh I can't stand her.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8766 on: December 04, 2016, 10:37:51 PM »
Is there a thread to discuss Trump's China policy?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8767 on: December 04, 2016, 10:43:26 PM »
Is there a thread to discuss Trump's China policy?
Ur looking right at it

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8768 on: December 04, 2016, 11:02:30 PM »
Is there a thread to discuss Trump's China policy?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8769 on: December 05, 2016, 08:05:05 AM »
Whoever is interested in listening to what Green Party candidate Stein has to say regarding her recount listen to to Fox News Sunday.
Who would waste their time doing that?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8771 on: December 05, 2016, 11:17:03 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8772 on: December 05, 2016, 03:53:03 PM »
Who would waste their time doing that?
Someone who wants to watch unbiased cable shows?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8773 on: December 05, 2016, 06:03:18 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8774 on: December 05, 2016, 09:54:18 PM »
How could we have all missed this? How benevolent? Jill Stein's efforts are all intended so that everyone can accept DJT as their President who was elected in the most fair election!

http://time.com/4590305/jill-stein-trump-tower-news-conference-livestream/
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8775 on: December 05, 2016, 10:41:04 PM »
How could we have all missed this? How benevolent? Jill Stein's efforts are all intended so that everyone can accept DJT as their President who was elected in the most fair election!

http://time.com/4590305/jill-stein-trump-tower-news-conference-livestream/
She keeps saying it's about the process not about any particular candidate. Best part of the interview:

Chris: Then why are you having a news conference in front of Trump Tower?

Stein:   
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8776 on: December 05, 2016, 10:46:01 PM »
A guy is walking down the street on the Lower East Side and sees a shop with a grandfather clock in the front window. "Oh, a watchmaker! I need to fix my watch." So he walks in and asks the balabos if he can fix his watch. "Fix your watch? No, I'm a mohel." "A mohel? Then why do you have a grandfather clock in the front window?" "Nu, tell me, if you were me, what would YOU put in the front window?"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8777 on: December 05, 2016, 10:58:23 PM »

גבעת הערלות.

I once visited a friend who is a mohel, and he literally took out a big container of... שטיקלאך. When I inquired why is he keeping them his reply was that it's going along with him after 120.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8778 on: December 06, 2016, 12:21:24 AM »
I don't believe it. That's ridiculous.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8779 on: December 06, 2016, 12:25:55 AM »
The real problem is...

The solution is...
If you don't care why would you comment?
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